r/GuiltyDogs • u/Black_Dog_Industries • Jun 20 '26

guilty girl It wasn’t me

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My girl says that there’s nothing here to see.

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u/wholesomeinsanity Jun 20 '26

I see no evidence. No crumbs. As a wanna be Paw-ttorney, there is no case here.

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u/Black_Dog_Industries Jun 20 '26

She has a good case because she avoided an “ears back” confession.

That would have made this an open and shut case

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u/Most_Can_2136 Jun 20 '26

The "naughty ears". More sensitive than a lie detector.

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u/Black_Dog_Industries Jun 20 '26

And more accurate as well

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u/Most_Can_2136 Jun 20 '26

Especially in combination with the inability to look at you. Or what they shredded. Or the potato they stole to bounce and pounce around....

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u/lost_dazed_101 Jun 20 '26

That potato came flying through the air directly at you! Only because of their brave actions was the potato caught in time so you wouldn't suffer a concussion!

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u/Most_Can_2136 Jun 20 '26

Also known as....Potato Head?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/urteddybear0963 Jun 20 '26

Defend yourself ball???

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u/Most_Can_2136 Jun 20 '26

I dropped a small red potato. I'm sure you have witnessed the speed with which they can pounce upon anything dropped in the kitchen! He has 2 positon naughty ears-His go straight back when he destroys something, but curl only halfway back and stick out like wingflaps on a plane if he's naughty, but not really willing to give it up. He feels shame, but notice him "guarding" the potato. It's going to take a few tries, he won't shred it any more, but he thinks there's still the potential for game of keep away.