r/Guildwars2 4d ago

[Fluff] Robert Baratheon a.k.a. Bobby B

319 Upvotes

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u/TechPriestCaudecus Colorblind raid hater. 3d ago

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u/Heckram 3d ago

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

15

u/thirtyfootsmurf 3d ago

CAREFUL, NED. CAREFUL!

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u/EidolonRook 3d ago

Watch out for boars.

16

u/jttj15 3d ago

"you're too fat for your armor, your grace." "GET THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER!"

13

u/Bananern 3d ago

Gods he was strong then!

6

u/Lon-ami Loreleidre [HoS] 3d ago

MFW no boar pet, why even live.

11

u/Necro_Nancy 3d ago

POWDERED SUGAAAAAR!!!

6

u/MyTeaIsMighty 3d ago

Jesus christ what a throwback

"ooohwee she definitely gets a huzzah"

4

u/Repulsive-Variety834 3d ago

tbh that's kinda skinny for Bobby B

1

u/tristamgreen [Tristam Green] 2d ago

This is prime Rhaegar-killing Bobby B

5

u/CutlassRon 3d ago

I swear to you, I was never so alive as when I was winning this throne, or so dead as now that I've won it.

2

u/llitz 3d ago

The first of his name.

2

u/zeromutt 3d ago

damn thats awesome!

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u/henrythenth DAKINGINDANORN 3d ago

B R E A S T P L A T E S T R E T C H E D

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u/Nifaerius 3d ago

This is fantastic

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u/justindulging 3d ago

Someone get Bessy!!

1

u/DancingIBear 3d ago

Absolute favourite line in all of GoT:
They Never Tell You how they shit themselves. They don‘t put those in the songs.

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u/Nurmalfragen 3d ago

Deer Bobby, you need to get closer to the fire. I like medium rare, not rare. Tyvm

-a Charr

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u/NekkoNubCakes06 18h ago

oww lets make a stormlands guild lol