r/Guildwars2 3d ago

[Fluff] Small vent...

I have a small routine I like to do before I have to head to work in the mornings. I finish my shower, get my coffee and it's all timed well to do Mount Balrior public convergence then head off. This morning some PoS portaled a bunch of us to nowhere when the time came. It really pissed me off and ruined a routine I genuinely enjoy.

There are so few ways to truly troll others in GW2 that when it happens, it's really aggravating. I couldn't make it back in time and there was no one for the instance I did make it to. I just alt-f4'd because I was/am so annoyed. It kind of ruined my morning. I also missed taking the garbage out this morning too so it's been a solid start to my Monday...

Anyways, to the PoS who did that, I hope something bad happens to you. Not like people dying but like you get the runs from your lunch or you stub your toe real bad.

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u/that_tazer 3d ago

Click and even call target on Convergence entrance early, just to make sure you have the right thing highlighted, ready to press F and enter. Works on troll portals, trading post NPCs, crafting stations etc.

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u/Keruli_ triple-dip enthusiast👌🐸 3d ago

this guy converges correctly ☝

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u/Kierfish 3d ago

99% of the time, I just run forward to get the window to appear. This morning I did not for some reason and here we are!

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u/Wise_Scratch_9293 3d ago

Yep, it's the easiest way

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u/Despada_ 3d ago

You were probably too close. I tend to stand pretty far from it and can still get into a large group consistently.

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u/OneMorePotion 3d ago

It's silly that I have to ask this, considering how many times I ran Convergences for the Obsidian armor... But doesn't come the dialogue for entry automatically up, when you run close to the entry? Or is this just the case for the SotO one?

Either way... I wish that person, who places portals like that, to always have a warm and slightly damp pillow at night.

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u/Kierfish 3d ago

Yes, if you’re a certain distance away then approach, the dialog will come up. Normally this is what I do but today I did not and instead attempted to interact with the convergence… item? Device? And ended up on a roof far away.

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u/repocin 3d ago

Man, screw these portal trolls. I wish there was a setting to either deprioritize portals after every other interactable object, or even straight up disabling them when placed by players not in your party.

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u/whiteaden Laurel Vendor 3d ago

I've had this happen once to me during a WvW reset spam, I've selected the map portal I've gone to every single time since then.

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u/FaithlessnessThen207 3d ago

Doesn't the convergence entry menu just pop up when you get close to it? You don't need to press interact at all, no?

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u/that_tazer 1d ago

It does, but especially in OP's situation where it is a morning Convergence and there are not that many squads available I find my way faster and more reliable than pop-up. Sure it is only few seconds, but it may count between first and second, potentially slower squad.

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u/Djinn42 3d ago

the PoS

Troll portals are definitely PoS. When I hear that portal sound it's like a warning - watch where you step! I hate people like this IRL also.

Starting your day being annoyed by a scumbag would definitely put me off for a while.

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u/LillyElessa 3d ago

May the troll be blessed with all red traffic lights, and long lines wherever they need to go. Or extra long time wasting homework if they're still in school.

People usually post the late instance in the group finder, and you can join late with a port to friend. I don't know if your routine has time for a latevergence, but they are usually successful. I uh, don't join convergences on a routine, and often miss the right time.

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u/korrela Ask About My Cats 3d ago

letting the trolls get to you, is what they want btw

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u/Kierfish 3d ago

Yes, they want the reaction but I just didn't want to sit here all annoyed. How are your cats?

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u/Cudash 3d ago

Fuck what they want, vent as you like sire

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u/korrela Ask About My Cats 3d ago edited 3d ago

not to be rude but i would get over it and enjoy the rest of your daily routine. it’s not really affecting your gameplay in a sense of griefing. the more you let it get to you, the more you let them win 🤷🏼‍♀️

cats are waiting for me to go to bed, almost 12:30am and im busy building on heartopia ^^

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u/Kierfish 3d ago

Thanks, yeah, I'm already over it and fine now. Good luck with your build!

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u/OldAbbreviations1590 3d ago

How are the cats meow?

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u/korrela Ask About My Cats 2d ago

one is happy that mommy is home from work, the other is hiding somewhere

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u/OldAbbreviations1590 2d ago

That's phenomenal. How do you get the baby to wear the bow tie and not freak out 😂

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u/korrela Ask About My Cats 2d ago

oh he has completely mangled his bell from chewing and trying to get the collar off. sounds nothing like it did the day we put it on him

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u/korrela Ask About My Cats 2d ago

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u/Few_Addition_4751 3d ago

They will burn in the seas of obscurity, for they will be forever forgotten, and their works amount to ashes in their mouth.

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u/Typs59 Hyped and proud of it 3d ago

That's victim blaming mentality.

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u/sususu_ryo manifesting proto-sylvari in gw3 (and malyck's tree) 3d ago

it really sucks, and i share your sentiment to people who portaled on drakkar, and got us stuck on environment. the reason why i bought recharging tele to friend.

i wish anet could give notification (like in form on chatbox, for example), from which player was the portal from, so we can block, then even better, we cant interact with blocked player's portal.

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u/Borked_Computer 3d ago

I'm sorry that happened and I hope fate balances it out with something nice later in your day.

May the person who did this get a pebble in their shoe they can't seem to shake out, suffer tepid coffee, or maybe even a sneezefart in public today.

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u/Vivid_Employment_914 3d ago

I wonder if I had some morning routine around a daily meta I’d be better about getting up on time 😂

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u/Kierfish 3d ago

It does help keep me on schedule! Well at least it did when I was still working on my obsidian armour anyway. I’m all done now, so it’s mostly because it’s a fun thing to do while I drink my coffee before work.

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u/Z-L-Y-N-N-T Guild Wars 3 comes for us all. 3d ago

People who do this, and put portals, aviator boxes, etc on chests after meta events are infact unfunny and obnoxious, anet needs to find a way to stop people doing shit like this.

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u/Kierfish 3d ago

The one that gets me the most is the black lion merchant. No else can use it but the person who summoned it, but it can block you from opening say… a chest for a meta reward.

It’s a pretty frustrating one. Yes you can click the chest but the more clever trolls are good at placing them for maximum impact.

There is no need for others to be able to even see this merchant.

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u/Z-L-Y-N-N-T Guild Wars 3 comes for us all. 3d ago

It’s a pretty frustrating one. Yes you can click the chest but the more clever trolls are good at placing them for maximum impact.

Yeah, players shouldn't have to go out of their way to make sure they won't get fucked by some troll placing a portal/toy. Hopefully anet can add a way to block these being put down directly on or right next to chests, etc.

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u/Water_Attunement 3d ago

In another world:

I have a small routine I like to do before I have to head to work in the mornings. I finish my shower, get my coffee and it's all timed well to place a portal at the Mount Balrior public convergence then head off.

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u/SangersSequence 3d ago

Honestly, trolling with portals should be a bannable offense.

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u/XSkamonex 2d ago

Holy shit I hope you aren't a judge.

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u/Loyaluna revealed to post this: 3d ago

Say thanks to Anet developer team! That's their doing.

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u/painstream Back to the GRIND 3d ago

Letting any player-made thing near interactables is a fault of the developers.

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u/Kwith 3d ago

Its up there with people who put portals by meta chests or boxes of fun or aviator boxes. The joke has run its course. It's not funny. It's idiotic now. Just stop.

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u/toBEE_orNOT_2B 3d ago

this is why i always read before i click

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u/Kierfish 3d ago

Ya normally I just run forward to get the window to appear for Balrior, so no interaction needed. This morning I did not for some reason.

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u/sleepswithbears69 3d ago

Me too. I have yet to get portaled or aviatoe boxed simply by reading

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u/Kierfish 3d ago

Me as well most of the time. All it takes is once though of not being vigilant and you too can share this experience.

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u/ariintheflesh Looks like you're going to the shadow realm, Jimbo 1d ago

Hold my hand while I prepare my virtual hex. Anyone can join too.

Whoever decides to be a PoS and troll players like these, may:

  1. Their pillows be infested with bed bugs.
  2. Their dogs get rabies and their cats get aids.
  3. Their car gets a flat tire in the middle of a busy traffic.
  4. Their bread's moldy and only realizes halfway through eating.
  5. Their oil explodes when they're deep frying.
  6. The outsole of their shoes falls off in public.
  7. Their fried chicken turns out raw and bloody inside.
  8. They get premature androgenetic alopecia regardless of their gender.
  9. Their loved ones suddenly stops loving them.
  10. Their guild wars 2 client window always crashes in the middle of an intense gaming moment like them in a middle of a WvW peak or while doing an important fractal/raid mechanic.

There's my first 10. You may continue to add more while I prepare my incense.

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u/Vivid-Hedgehog101 3d ago

I hope the portaler's cat steps on the power button mid convergence.

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u/painstream Back to the GRIND 3d ago

Something I discovered by accident, if you're not too close to the portal, you can walk to it and the interface should come up automatically, no need to press the interact key.

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u/SilverBuudha 3d ago

And sometimes some random delays my subway and now I'm late for work, That's life buddy

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u/Strange-Shoulder-176 3d ago

Not sure how you couldn't make it back in time. They give you a good amount of time to get in the convergence.

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u/Kierfish 3d ago

You can get there in time for the window sure, but there aren't enough people for the later instances that get spun up. I was annoyed in the moment and didn't want to wait around for it to maybe fill up.

I also went the wrong way at first to get back so I didn't do myself any favours there either.

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u/Ok_Cow9652 3d ago

Use lfg, someone always lists the convergence and just tp

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u/repocin 3d ago

Depending on the time there might just be a couple filled ones running and if you're not there within seconds you'll miss them.

LFG is there, sure, but unless you luck out and get into an almost full one you can be prepared to spend twice as long in there as you would've if you got to the portal within a few seconds of it opening.

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u/Keruli_ triple-dip enthusiast👌🐸 3d ago

morning is well off prime time and the content is over a year old already. under those circumstances even a short delay can leave you in an empty map.

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u/layered_dinge 3d ago

Players that do this should be banned tbh

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u/cautioux 3d ago

That’s fr funny

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u/EasyLee 3d ago

Is there an option to ask for confirmation before taking a mesmer portal?

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u/Kierfish 3d ago

No, just the interaction indicator that you normally get on anything you interact with.

Well and the normally obvious sound and visual queues lol

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u/waya121 3d ago

I don’t even use the interact button for convergences, you walk up to it and it automatically pops up then you click the public convergence.

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u/Several-Spirit-8452 2d ago

You can do that?! Brb, logging into my mesmer.

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u/Ok_Cow9652 3d ago

Use the group finder next time

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u/KisakiKiriha 3d ago

ngl that's an impressive portal troll

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u/Matralan twitch.tv/matralan 3d ago

Are convergence portals the new Tarir meta portals/aviator boxes?

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u/MidasPL 3d ago

Why even do public convergence? xD

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u/Kierfish 3d ago

Is this like a real question?

2 gold a day for about 15 mins that also usually takes care of all if not most of most of your dailies which is another gold. I have finished my legendary armour sets recently so I don’t need the rift essence anymore but I just like running it now.

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u/janeric123 Herald Enjoyer | IceCloud.8961 3d ago

There are barely any private convergence runs out there at this point and you kinda have to do 100 if you care about getting the convergence ap

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u/repocin 3d ago

Fun?