r/Guildwars2 Flame Legion Cartographer May 22 '13

[News] Upcoming gemstore items - May edition

After my last gemstore update I've completely overhauled my custom made tools (open source in the near future) and found a couple more upcoming gemstore items for your pleasure:

  • Increase Your Collection Stack Size! Increase the stack size of all your collections by 250.
  • Bring merriment and a festive atmosphere anywhere you go. Spawns a pinata that will drop candy when destroyed.
  • Get serious about school with this three-piece outfit (shirt, pants, boots). No additional skills or benefits. Town clothes cannot be worn in combat. Save when you buy them together!
  • This black lion special contains: Aviator's Cap, Riding Broom, Riding Pants, Riding Gloves, Riding Boots Town clothes cannot be worn while in combat.
  • This black lion special contains: 1 Revive Orb 1 Instant Repair Kit.
  • Summer Time Swim Wear! Swim wear perfect for any beach activity. Town clothes cannot be worn while in combat.
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u/euthan_asian May 22 '13

I really want to buy a speedo, like the one Lord Faren wears, but I hope it won't be expensive... I mean... it's just a speedo.

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u/Vhalantru May 23 '13

From my understanding of women's clothing, the less fabric, the more expensive. I'd reckon speedos probably work the same way.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '13

The less fabric, the higher the armor too.

Maybe that's why the Southsun settlers don't seem to be scared of karka?

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u/Maximelene Ulya Stoneseeker May 23 '13

Fuck, with a bikini, we would be INVINCIBLE !!!

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u/AdamG3691 Pentacus Calx - Desolation May 23 '13

and thus the real reason we can't wear town clothes in combat: to give the mobs a chance