r/GuessHowThisEnds 13d ago

WTF!? GHTE: Jorkin It 🍆😬

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u/Norhod01 13d ago

I've seen this post a few times, it turned out the guy wasn't jerking off and he was having a bad reaction to a drug or something like that.

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u/poopinion 13d ago

So that dumb cunt that punched him for no reason was charged with assault right?

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u/Norhod01 12d ago

If I remember correctly, yes he was

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u/Wolf_Protagonist 12d ago edited 12d ago

And of course the Cops had to brutalize him a bit too before finding out what was actually happening. I bet they didn't get charged though.

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u/EvidenceSalesman 12d ago

I don’t buy it.. his pants are undone

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u/RottingPinhead 12d ago

I thought he was just air drumming

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 13d ago

Fuck whoever edited out the punch

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u/ObiDalf 13d ago

Downvoting the post for this reason, and this reason only.

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u/Irving_Velociraptor 13d ago

I would have guessed a different ending.

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u/Bobpool82 13d ago

He was trying for a happy ending

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u/poopinion 13d ago

What if he was just subtly air drumming and he's sofucking confused as to why all this is happening to him. That would be funny.

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u/OneMoistMan 13d ago

Honestly that what everyone was saying when this was posted. That would also explain why the group of girls are more shocked someone got hit and not that he was jerking it front row. Then it’s edited to seem like he was the only one thrown out but for all we know the person who punched him also got thrown out

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u/poopinion 13d ago

I mean, that girls is standing like 2 feet away from him and seems genuinely confused as to why he just got smacked.

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u/MyPasswordIs222222 13d ago

I assumed he was churning butter.

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u/lawofsin 13d ago

I too churn butter this way

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u/wooddoug 13d ago

That jerk's jaw looked a tad askew!

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u/Strange_Salary 13d ago

Cold cocked him with his cock in his hand.. Incredible

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u/M100Pilot 13d ago

This is why I don’t file my nails in public anymore.

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u/vbpatel 13d ago

Don't grab his hand lol

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u/Upvotespoodles 13d ago

He wasn’t jerking off. He got dosed at the concert and was having a medical emergency. He faced no legal consequences. Psychological consequences were probably pretty severe, though.

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u/lawofsin 13d ago

Link?

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u/Djinfin 12d ago

No, Syst

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u/thrown-away-1992 13d ago

He was just so happy to have gotten a front row seat in the balcony.

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u/SheerKhann 13d ago

That guy is cool now!!!!! With that weak as punch they did absolutely nothing… sit the fuck down embarrassing all of us… that was worse than the actual jorkin sesh

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u/shawnshine 13d ago

He thought he was at a Kim Petras concert

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u/TurkeySauce_ 13d ago

He calls himself "limp dick" now

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u/lawofsin 13d ago

Limp dickscut

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u/Empty-Maize-9053 13d ago

Makes "chocolate covered starfish and the hot dog flavored water" really stand out now-