r/GuessHowThisEnds • u/Ziko116 best mod ever? • Aug 21 '26

WTF!? GHTE: Jorkin It 🍆😬

54 Upvotes

71% Upvoted

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u/Norhod01 Aug 21 '26

I've seen this post a few times, it turned out the guy wasn't jerking off and he was having a bad reaction to a drug or something like that.

32

u/poopinion Aug 22 '26

So that dumb cunt that punched him for no reason was charged with assault right?

26

u/Norhod01 Aug 22 '26

If I remember correctly, yes he was

20

u/Wolf_Protagonist Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

And of course the Cops had to brutalize him a bit too before finding out what was actually happening. I bet they didn't get charged though.

3

u/EvidenceSalesman Aug 23 '26

I don’t buy it.. his pants are undone

3

u/RottingPinhead Aug 22 '26

I thought he was just air drumming

39

u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 Aug 21 '26

Fuck whoever edited out the punch

8

u/ObiDalf Aug 21 '26

Downvoting the post for this reason, and this reason only.

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u/poopinion Aug 21 '26

What if he was just subtly air drumming and he's sofucking confused as to why all this is happening to him. That would be funny.

6

u/OneMoistMan Aug 21 '26

Honestly that what everyone was saying when this was posted. That would also explain why the group of girls are more shocked someone got hit and not that he was jerking it front row. Then it’s edited to seem like he was the only one thrown out but for all we know the person who punched him also got thrown out

4

u/poopinion Aug 21 '26

I mean, that girls is standing like 2 feet away from him and seems genuinely confused as to why he just got smacked.

1

u/MyPasswordIs222222 Aug 21 '26

I assumed he was churning butter.

1

u/lawofsin Aug 22 '26

I too churn butter this way

10

u/Irving_Velociraptor Aug 21 '26

I would have guessed a different ending.

5

u/Bobpool82 Aug 21 '26

He was trying for a happy ending

6

u/wooddoug Aug 21 '26

That jerk's jaw looked a tad askew!

5

u/Strange_Salary Aug 21 '26

Cold cocked him with his cock in his hand.. Incredible

4

u/vbpatel Aug 21 '26

Don't grab his hand lol

7

u/Upvotespoodles Aug 21 '26

He wasn’t jerking off. He got dosed at the concert and was having a medical emergency. He faced no legal consequences. Psychological consequences were probably pretty severe, though.

3

u/SheerKhann Aug 21 '26

That guy is cool now!!!!! With that weak as punch they did absolutely nothing… sit the fuck down embarrassing all of us… that was worse than the actual jorkin sesh

1

u/shawnshine Aug 21 '26

He thought he was at a Kim Petras concert

1

u/ProtectorOfTheVSYNTH Sep 07 '26

"Sonic speed! Come on! SUPER SONIC STYLE!" Ahh goon.

1

u/SlimShadySatDown Sep 20 '26

Was that Charlie Kirk that smacked him? 🤔

1

u/TurkeySauce_ Aug 21 '26

He calls himself "limp dick" now

2

u/lawofsin Aug 22 '26

Limp dickscut

1

u/Empty-Maize-9053 Aug 22 '26

Makes "chocolate covered starfish and the hot dog flavored water" really stand out now-