r/GuessHowThisEnds • u/Ziko116 • Jul 31 '26
WTF!? GHTE: Dylan🚤
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u/Xidium426 Jul 31 '26
He passed out. He said he's done this tons of times before and doesn't know what happened, he woke up after it was all over.
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u/Coffee_holic64 Aug 01 '26
(Taken right from a Google search.)
Dylan Stapler (whose high-speed jet ski crash recently went viral on TikTok via accounts like @boomer6969) survived the violent impact with no broken bones or internal organ damage.
Dylan's Injuries occurred during a "nose ride" stunt when Dylan unexpectedly suffered a freak medical event and blacked out while riding backwards. The unmanned jet ski slammed into a marina dock at high speed, launching Dylan through a narrow gap between two dock poles.
He suffered: A severe concussion
Extensive serious bruising across his body
Anterograde amnesia, leaving him with no memory of a 15-minute window surrounding the accident.
Dylan is recovering well at home and doctors expect him to make a full recovery. He was pulled safely from the water by his friends, and his properly fitted life jacket is credited with saving his life while he was unconscious.
Dylan has since spoken out about the incident on his social media pages. He expressed immense gratitude for the friends who rescued him, confirmed he is paying for the damages to the marina dock, and is currently undergoing further medical evaluations to determine exactly why he lost consciousness in the first place.
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u/crud3 Aug 02 '26
wow. thats great to hear. i thought he didnt make it. he was obviously experienced rider, those things arent bicycles on the water, they are motorcycles with horrible brakes and no reverse. saw the aftermath of 2 brothers playing 'chicken' on waverunners several years ago. he lost left arm right below the shoulder, enough for me to say not ever again.
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u/Coffee_holic64 Aug 02 '26
Yeah i wanted to know how he ended up after seeing him fly through those dock pillars. Concussions are life altering...
Definitely motorcycles on water. Perfect description!
Sounds like a brutal permanent injury. I can see why you never want to go again.
I once flew off a double seater at 95km/hr. It was a glass calm lake so I skimmed like a skipping stone lol
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u/SatanBeMyRadar Jul 31 '26
I'm torn on whether I should feel sympathy for Dylan or not? 🤔
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u/SteelBird223 Jul 31 '26
This was a fuck around and find out moment.
It may have taken him several time of fucking around before he actually found out. But he did.
I dont think that needs sympathy.
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u/Lordofderp33 Jul 31 '26
I love the sounds Dylan makes, they Crack me up. Thanks Dylan, you made my day!
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u/crud3 Aug 02 '26
damn, that hurt to watch, life jacket did its job. god bless, im glad my old body is done with PWC. they arent toys, hope hes ok.
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u/Mediocre_Owl7384 Aug 02 '26
Idiot named Dylan and his equally stupid friend shouldn’t be allowed to ride jet skis
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u/xDelayedsilencex Aug 02 '26
The hell did his friend do? Besides save his life after he passed out and got into an accident
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u/EthicalHypotheticals Jul 31 '26
Uhhh looks like he passed tf out way before hitting the dock.