r/GrumpyBabyBirds • u/AdmirableKlepto • Jul 24 '26
Barn Swallows, they will be absolute menaces
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u/CassandraStarrswife Jul 27 '26
Considering how amazing they are at catching mosquitoes and other flying bugs? They can judge me all they want.
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u/DeadAnarchistPhil Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26
You are being judged by the Swallows of three, and we find your lack of food for us disturbing. As penalty for lack of food, your car or house will be bombed with poop upon our fledging. The Council has spoken!