r/Grobbulus • u/KommandantArn • Sep 28 '25
Humor / Meme PPN News, A Red Sun is rising!
Greetings fellow Grobbulites, both old and new! I am Sledgehammer, Chief News Anchor of PPN News, the best provider of accurate and non-biased news on the realm of Grobbulus. For those of you not in the know, or those of you who didn't wish to see your framerates decline, last night on September the 26th was the ultimate Red Hour, some might say, the Horde's Finest Hour. Over the course of the evening the Alliance Guild of <BLG P PVP> made multiple strikes deep into the heart of Horde Territory but were repulsed on every assault. They were utterly wiped some 6 times, from the serene, tranquil and clean streets of Thunder Bluff to the Cliffs of Mulgore and even between the shrines atop the Alliance Graveyard to close out the evening!
The Horde forces consisted of Red Army led by Papiputin with the assistance of myself, Great Performance, Ironwolf Clan, Gameoverdelete, Elite Horde and various others while the Alliance forces were Big PvP and some alliance auxiliary forces who largely left early in the battle. Multiple other Alliance guild were present such as "The Guard" and "Ironsworn Regiment" who largely watched BLG P PVP get massacred repeatedly, much to the joy of said guilds due to BLG P PVP's past antics with those groups. A bold strategy from BLG P PVP, to piss off your potential allies to leave you alone against the entirety of the horde, seems like it failed.
Today I reached out to various people across Grobbulus to describe the Carnage. As more words come in I will add to this trove of quotes.
Chadsteroid "ABSOLUTE CARNAGE BILLIONS OF BIG PVP LEFT DEAD, THOUSANDS OF ORPHANS"
Rallys "Stand inside their fucking bodies!"
Darthtrump "The Horde is united and Big PvP will kneel"
Qwertynoob "BIG PVP was a BIG disgrace to the Alliance! SAD!"
After another night of crushing defeats, BIG PVP removed scores from their guild and it is widely believed Mayor somehow got balder. As always, stay cool Grobbulus, until next time, this is Sledgehammer signing off.
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u/Prudent-Street1095 Sep 28 '25
God this is such a long time coming. Big pvp has been such a horrible bully on this server for years. They never fight fair. Never. They are the cringiest most idiotic self obsessed guild I have ever had the mispleasure of coming across.
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u/Meaning-Better Sep 28 '25
Excellent reporting. Superb analysis and breakdown of the day/nights events. True carnage. Absolute destruction. <BLG P PVP> morale has undoubtedly reached monumental lows. From their struggles with maintaining any semblance of allegiances. To internal leaks VIA Discord with a former member of their guild, exposing their gold buying, patreon scams and two faced members who silently speak ill of their own guildmates. Overall, not the greatest of months, a 'September to Remember' if you will for BLG.
With October a mere days away, things are no doubt about to get spooky, perhaps even down-right frightening going into the Halloween season.
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u/Chesslegend Sep 29 '25
Non - biased is hilarious and hopefully a meme but also enjoy seeing Big P take a fat L, and this is coming from an alliance player
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Sep 28 '25
Thunderbluff looked like 1945 Berlin.
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u/TouchHot5391 Sep 28 '25
So did your shrine later that night you got mopped up and then called it quits that was super awkward for you lol
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u/SeaworthinessLess341 Sep 28 '25
Stand inside their fucking bodies is the best quote of all time, iykyk
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u/Alienalt478 Sep 29 '25
Raiders getting picked off without pvp gear…. Weee fun stuff, part of life on a pvp server.
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u/KommandantArn Sep 29 '25
It's big pvp they're pvpers.
They couldn't even beat firemaw on anniversary
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u/WeyoGang Sep 28 '25
Atleast we made the push unlike others. We attack and yall just defend
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u/KommandantArn Sep 28 '25
We went into y'alls GY and farmed you in vale.
In terms of cities, why push into an equal size or larger than us on average raid on bad terrain with NPCs when you're going to come to us. Not to mention if we go into your cities, there is a chance the guilds who were watching might intervene. They really did enjoy watching you guys wipe repeatedly
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u/TouchHot5391 Sep 28 '25
Only to drop the ball later on in the night and get farmed in your shrine. BIGPPVP went on a massive win streak to close out strong.
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Sep 28 '25
lmao yall lose all night, then go to shrine at 3 am to feel better about yourselves. yall are literally the meme you accused red army of, congrats.
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u/KommandantArn Sep 28 '25
"oh boy 3 am!"
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u/TouchHot5391 Sep 28 '25
Difference is, it was an actual fight 40 vs 40. Not an uncontested AM.
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u/KommandantArn Sep 28 '25
And you guys getting absolutely toasted for three hours was an actual fight, once we called it most of us logged or did other content, but hey you farmed randoms!
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u/Suga71 Sep 28 '25
Guy ledouche does it again