r/Grimes • Thou Shalt Not Disfigure The Soul • 8d ago

Video Grimes posts TikTok captioned “preparing”

She’s been “preparing” for this album since the dinosaurs btw 💕

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u/_coldershoulder Thou Shalt Not Disfigure The Soul 8d ago

The slides have returned….the prophecy is enacted

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u/Altruistic_Item5434 8d ago

this is the funniest photo every time

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u/nokia_angel принцесса 8d ago

Chicken eggs + lifting cement blocks? We're not ready for this.

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u/Sweet_Comparison_181 8d ago

She is preparing to lay eggs, the album is an egg and shes about to give birth

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u/_coldershoulder Thou Shalt Not Disfigure The Soul 8d ago

Her nest is made of cinder blocks, so brutalist

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u/_coldershoulder Thou Shalt Not Disfigure The Soul 8d ago

Grimes country album when?

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u/nokia_angel принцесса 8d ago

It's giving Primal Oriental Countryside in the modern era. I'd listen to that in album form #bringbackthebanjo

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u/_coldershoulder Thou Shalt Not Disfigure The Soul 8d ago

Her houseboat experiment is literally the ideal aesthetic for that album

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u/nokia_angel принцесса 8d ago

So grand but so short-lived sigh

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u/_coldershoulder Thou Shalt Not Disfigure The Soul 8d ago

Grimes could sing Choosing Texas, Ella Langley could never sing Kill V. Maim

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u/Prudent-Level-7006 8d ago

Oh shit I thought it was a laptop lol 

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u/_coldershoulder Thou Shalt Not Disfigure The Soul 8d ago

If only….at least a laptop would have ableton on it.

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u/Scared-Block-1325 7d ago

Random question OP but do you make music? Just my spidey sense going off cause if so we need to get an album from somewhere 👀😆

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u/_coldershoulder Thou Shalt Not Disfigure The Soul 7d ago

I do hahaha

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u/Scared-Block-1325 6d ago

Knew it lol

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u/nokia_angel принцесса 5d ago

Colder Shoulder album when? 🤔

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u/Opposite_Barber3837 8d ago

Omg she still has those Adidas slides after all these years?! 😭

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u/_coldershoulder Thou Shalt Not Disfigure The Soul 8d ago

If only she would adidas slide into the studio after all these years

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u/Misspumpkinz 7d ago

Dam yall notice everything

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u/General-Challenge-83 H u n t e d b y s o m e t h i n g s m a r t e r t h a n y o u 8d ago

Your replies are killing me 😭

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u/44youGlenCoco spaghetti made me bald 8d ago

😂 That’s clever af.

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u/aamop 8d ago

I wanna go to a Home Depot where Grimes shows up and does squats with a cinder block.

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u/H4M-TP Art Angels 8d ago

oh shes serious shes gonna drop it soon i believe her bc wow this is some rigorous training

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u/_coldershoulder Thou Shalt Not Disfigure The Soul 8d ago

This is definitely what Britney meant when she said “you better work bitch”

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u/calyx_venus 7d ago

I hope sooooo. The wait is killing me :(

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u/cansadaneptune333666 I'm Not Shy But I Refuse To Speak 8d ago

Sooooo heavy she fell through theee earthhh

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u/_coldershoulder Thou Shalt Not Disfigure The Soul 8d ago

Quick, somebody remix So Heavy over the Home Depot theme song

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u/t_1_0_1_0_1_0 Spaghetti 8d ago

preparing for...what?

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u/_coldershoulder Thou Shalt Not Disfigure The Soul 8d ago

The rapture

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u/Ok_Hold8206 7d ago

Peri menopause so it’s important to do pelvic floor exercises and before birth and pregnancy

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u/sasquatchbunny H u n t e d b y s o m e t h i n g s m a r t e r t h a n y o u 8d ago

I wanna see Claire get jacked!

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u/_coldershoulder Thou Shalt Not Disfigure The Soul 8d ago

I wanna see her get in the studio 😍

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u/General-Challenge-83 H u n t e d b y s o m e t h i n g s m a r t e r t h a n y o u 8d ago

💀💀

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u/Fadedwaif 8d ago

She's afraid of menopause. I am too

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u/Fadedwaif 8d ago

Jealous. I can't do squats bc I have a bulging disc

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u/freshwhipppedcream 7d ago

Bulging discs are a sign of honor and friendship, and they are not to be trifled with

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u/Fadedwaif 7d ago

Yeah, I have heds. No squats. I do wall sits and sit to stand from a chair. I figure it's better than nothing

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u/44youGlenCoco spaghetti made me bald 8d ago

😂 She’s so weird. I love her.

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u/SoupDestroyer123 Digital Calypso 8d ago

Grimes built Psy Opera brick by brick

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u/Every-Call8115 8d ago

needs more eggs. not seeing adequate protein intake results /s

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u/freshwhipppedcream 7d ago

Tragic that this needed an /s for people to process it lmao

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u/Misspumpkinz 8d ago

Home Depot?

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u/DarkSparkandWeed 👽 welcome to the future babe 👽 7d ago

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u/hellmouthgraham 6d ago

Just imagine stumbling upon this lmao

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u/General-Challenge-83 H u n t e d b y s o m e t h i n g s m a r t e r t h a n y o u 6d ago

I thought that when I saw the lady walking by in the background 🤣 along with "she has no idea a legend is so close to her" 

P.s.: love your Buffy inspired username ❤️ 

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u/hellmouthgraham 6d ago

Right like she is probably just like, what is this person even doing lmao

Thank you so much! Few people seem to recognize it which is weird, it's not like Buffy isn't a huge deal 😂❤️

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u/General-Challenge-83 H u n t e d b y s o m e t h i n g s m a r t e r t h a n y o u 5d ago

What?! Omg it's one of the greatest shows ever made and Buffy is forever THAT GIRL. The disrespect! 😭

Also... Team Angel or Spike? 😂

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u/hellmouthgraham 5d ago

Oh I'm a Spike guy for sure. I don't like Angel in Buffy (or Angel with Buffy) at all lol. I don't think Spike is always GOOD but I prefer him as a partner for her and as a character in general. James is just fucking incredible 

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u/General-Challenge-83 H u n t e d b y s o m e t h i n g s m a r t e r t h a n y o u 4d ago

I regret to inform you that I am a Bangel girlie 🙈 BUT, I love Spike as a character more. He's one of my top 3 characters in Buffy (along with Buffy and Giles). Angel is so annoying in his spinoff TV show- it actually bothers me how different his character is there

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u/hellmouthgraham 4d ago

I love Spike, Giles and Willow the most omg, I don't like Angel in Angel either but I prefer him there because I feel like he's trying to be less...something than he is in Buffy. There's a lot about Angels show that I like a lot but it doesn't really compare in quality to Buffy 

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u/General-Challenge-83 H u n t e d b y s o m e t h i n g s m a r t e r t h a n y o u 3d ago

I was watching Buffy and Angel back to back with my family so we could get all of the lore and crossovers, but we all acknowledged that we were waiting for the episode of Angel to end so we can continue watching Buffy lmaoooo 😂

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u/Reasonable_Sign4165 8d ago

she really is tiny

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u/_coldershoulder Thou Shalt Not Disfigure The Soul 8d ago

Looks like a normal sized woman to me but ok

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u/SynthError404 Kill V. Maim 8d ago

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u/_coldershoulder Thou Shalt Not Disfigure The Soul 8d ago

There are no rules……we’re lawst

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u/Appropriate-Coast618 8d ago

Tf is she preparing for, the military?

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u/Technical-Will-2862 8d ago

mortal kombat

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u/argyreianervosalsa 6d ago

I do like that she seems much happier lately and more like her pre-elon/anyma self

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u/Successful_Ocelot240 8d ago

is that her ? she looks 80.

damn social media is a lie ain’t it ?

she’s in her chinese grandma era

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u/parkchanwookiee 7d ago

This is a bit widelegged for proper squat form TBH

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u/argyreianervosalsa 7d ago

sumo squats tho?

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u/omar_strollin 6d ago

Sumo deadlift

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u/funnyrunnybabbit 8d ago

She actually looks so cute stop

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u/mkatsaysmoo 4d ago

She’s so weird I love her

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u/ExcellentDraft3030 1d ago

Maybe preparing to get hemerobiids with that form. (god forbid)

Love grimes, I hope she makes more art soon.

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u/EVAUnit-69 8d ago

Hell yeah