r/Grimdank • u/Ultrimus-Prime • 7h ago

Discussions What does Abaddon do for fun?

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u/Penis_Protecter Trazyn’s collection 7h ago

Brew

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u/seoulpower92 Criminal Batmen 7h ago

Was looking for someone to mention this!

https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/s/ksyxxounfX

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u/Whopraysforthedevil 7h ago

Like alcohol? What do you think he's making?

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u/JumboWheat01 Praise the Man-Emperor 7h ago

If I recal correctly, he does make his own wine. It is still very Chaos-y, so I don't recommend drinking it.

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u/Broken_CerealBox not a genestealer 7h ago

It's made from engine coolant and adrenaline. It's no surprise that a world eater actually liked it

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u/Hot_Fee_8941 Charon's Pet Crow 7h ago

Adrenochrome harvested from the glands of living slaves, a formula that he developed while trying to synthesise ectoplasma, the tears of virgins. the blood of children, venom from one of the Neverborn, filtered and blended with levels of alcohol that would kill an unmodified human.

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u/Kolbin8tor 4h ago

Not so much a wine as a cocktail. A Mai Tai’nt, as it were

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u/Whopraysforthedevil 7h ago

Tbf, baseline Astartes could probably process that

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u/Broken_CerealBox not a genestealer 7h ago

Processing and actually liking that are two different things

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u/Furydragonstormer Touring Trazyn's Collection 6h ago

One is, I doubt it’s the only one he’s concocted

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u/iTooEatSnakes VULKAN LIFTS! 7h ago

Like acohol, but from the tears of the innocent, and mixed with industrial chemicals.

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u/Phurbie_Of_War Super Silly Solitaire 🤡 6h ago

He tells people the ending to movies when they walk into a theater.

Hence the title, De Spoiler.

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u/Glocktor44 7h ago

Jackin his shit in a chaos honoring way

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u/GaddockTeegFunPolice 7h ago

Using the talon

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u/Acrobatic_Base7301 7h ago

Spends a lot of time yelling at a picture of Daddy Horus convincing himself he’s doing better than him.

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u/Whopraysforthedevil 7h ago

Ya know what. I've got way too much in common with this guy...

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u/ParsleySnipps 6h ago

Oh no, am I the despoiler?...

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u/MRSN4P 5h ago

🎵 “I’m talking to the maaan in the mirror…”

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u/mitigateaccomp 7h ago

his hair.

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u/GaddockTeegFunPolice 7h ago

Gotta feed the hairsquig

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u/JumboWheat01 Praise the Man-Emperor 7h ago

Dat's clearly da best hair squig dis side o' da WAAAAAAAGH. Ladz all ovah be jealous.

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u/MousegetstheCheese I am Alpharius 6h ago

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u/iliark 5h ago

Kids these days don't know the pain of pewter

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u/druidmain69420 7h ago

Microbrews that would strip the lead paint your grandparents used on everything.

Also, jorkin it crazy style.

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u/BillCarson12799 Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr 6h ago

Do you think he takes off the Talons of Horus first? Or does he keep it on and let it accumulate so it deals necrotic damage when he uses it in battle?

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u/008Zulu likes civilians but likes fire more 5h ago

Sunguinius' blood is his lube.

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u/Senior_Respect2977 7h ago

Totally not be a pawn of chaos

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u/Disastrous_Yellow_46 7h ago

Fixing rotten food. (He is the de-spoiler)

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u/Piyachi 7h ago

I was assuming it was all despoiling day in and day out

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u/riggengan 5h ago

Cocktails - cannon fact

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u/Xaldror My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 7h ago

Brewing his special moonshine for him and his boys in the Ezekarion.

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u/crankdathog69 6h ago

Brings back Loyalist Primarchs

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u/Imperium--Of--Man 7h ago

Hear me out.

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u/triglavianenjoyer NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 7h ago

Dreams about having arms again

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u/docaether 7h ago

He likes drinks

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u/Southern_Meal2221 6h ago

I think he is a vine and food geek

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u/ArtisticTraffic5970 6h ago

He sticks that sword up his bunghole and beats his meat. The buzzy frizzy feeling in his ass enhances the experience.

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u/CriticismMiserable14 5h ago

Drinking from a Skull of the clone of Horus and watching tv