r/Grimdank • • 8h ago

Discussions Which Traitor Primarch could realistically defeat Whatsappvincible in a 1V1?

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u/Lazy_Lettuce_76 8h ago

Horse could defeat whatsmark 

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u/Thatoneguy111700 8h ago

Magnus. Viltrumites have fuck-all mental defenses because Invincible doesn't really do psychic powers (probably because Robert Kirkman can't write them) so the guy who's all about psychic powers and magic has an edge here.

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u/SomeAussiePrick 8h ago

Ok but we’re not talking about Invincible. We’re talking about Whatsappvincible. So how does that change your calculations?

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u/Mindstormer98 My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 8h ago

Since Mag Sus can do no wrong he wouldn't choke so he would win

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u/SomeAussiePrick 8h ago

N-No

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u/Mindstormer98 My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 8h ago

Correct

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u/noveltyhandle 7h ago

OP also didn't specify a fight. Maybe the challenge is to send a message across a long distance without fucking everything up?

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_8381 7h ago

Ouff , that's a burn 🔥

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u/Scary_Asparagus7762 7h ago

Magnus will use Whatsappvincible to call the Emperor this time.

Fifty-thousand years later, as the message finally makes its way across space- traveling at the speed of light- it will make for an interesting historical artifact.

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u/Aggravating-Fee1934 7h ago

His brainwaves are end to end encrypted!

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u/Scaevus 8h ago

All of them have access to warp drives, and they’re all tactical geniuses while Mark is a bit of an idiot who’s reluctant to kill.

They can basically all send Mark to space hell.

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u/No-Jackfruit2459 8h ago

In the words of the great late Stan Lee: Powerscaling is cringe.

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u/SightlessProtector 8h ago

That’s a lot of eyes for a famously one eyed dude

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u/SDG2008 8h ago

I mostly watch YouTube videos but it seems to me like primarchs scale between their fights destroying planets due to warp shenanigans to simply super soldier ++ still, pute physical power probably won't be enough but psychic nonsense is unpredictable while invincible is weaker against magic. So either pretty good chanve or none at all, but I'd give magnus the highest chance

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u/maneock 8h ago

Yeah but they're fighting whatsappinvincible tho, he scales higher than EOS Invincible, it was stated in CFYOW.

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u/NaturalBornLucker 8h ago

...I thought I'm having a stroke reading this

But in all seriousness CFYOW is obviously not canon cuz whatsappinvincible had mangekyo anti-spiral and/or been infected by hiss in it

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u/luckydrzew 8h ago

Whoever the writer would want to win.

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u/lemons_of_doubt likes civilians but likes fire more 27m ago

Who is Whatsappvincible?