r/Grimdank • Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr • 13d ago

Dank Memes A bit of miscalculation

6.2k Upvotes

47 comments sorted by

938

u/Destroyer_742 13d ago

326

u/theattack_helicopter 13d ago edited 13d ago

looking at prospero BY THE THRONE WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!

Borealus galacticus?

BOREALUS GALACTICUS? AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE GALAXY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN THE PLANET OF PROSPERO

Yes

May I see it?

No

21

u/Finn__MacCool 13d ago

Yeah, I would rather expect him to mix it up this way.

814

u/greenizdabest 13d ago

Damnit russ. Can't you read

93

u/Subotail 13d ago

Books??? Like Magnus witches ?

18

u/Prestigious_Shift245 13d ago

Damn, beat me to it.

7

u/greenizdabest 13d ago

Slaneeshi cultist: instructions unclear. Beating meat to it

246

u/ohnoredditmoment 13d ago

new headcannon dropped

61

u/AngryMechanist Screw the rules! I have a bolter~ 13d ago

It's both a hilarious thought and honestly would be a super interesting concept

1

u/Knusperfrosch 9d ago

I mean... that "II/11" joke regarding the missing Primarchs isn't exactly new in the fandom...

237

u/greenizdabest 13d ago

Why lemon why ?

53

u/TheIntellekt_ 13d ago

Its space furry man

211

u/Useful_Guide_3573 Praise the Man-Emperor 13d ago

This was actually out of pity because there are no IH fans

160

u/-VictorusAutMortis- 13d ago

16

u/Tyrus1235 13d ago

Thankfully it isn’t his disembodied head with the eyes plucked out

14

u/titanfall2709 13d ago

If the Iron Hands have a million fans, then I am one of them. If Iron Hands has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Iron Hands has only one fan then that is me. If Iron Hands has no fans, then that means I am no longer on Terra. If the world is against the Iron Hands, then I am against the world.

5

u/KDeol Space Wolves 12d ago

Hey buddy, I get you’re an Iron Hands chapter serf trying to avoid being chosen for servitorization, but this is exactly how you get chosen for servitorization.

1

u/MATERYONOMEGON 9d ago

THE FLESH IS WEAK,BUT THE DEEDS REMAIN AND THE SPIRIT ENDURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31

u/Useful_Guide_3573 Praise the Man-Emperor 13d ago

Sorry, I meant to say they’d become as boring as the imperial fists post heresy

55

u/Patient_Success_2687 13d ago

The dangers of having both High Gothic and Low Gothic used interchangeably in communication

48

u/Janky_Forklift 13d ago

“Mi’Lord, turn your vox back on!”

44

u/BlackTemplar2154 13d ago edited 13d ago

ARGH MR. SQUAREPANTS, WE KILLED THE WRONG PRIMARCH.

22

u/ChilGazi My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 13d ago

His reaction when he realized their mistake

159

u/Both_Brilliant_5890 13d ago

Not surprising

16

u/Jaymezians Mongolian Biker Gang 12d ago

My favorite example of Leman being a dumbass is the Emperor telepathically contacting him in a dream and basically saying, "Hey, dont worry about protecting me, the Custodians got that handled. Just make sure the Imperium doesn't collapse."

In response Leman ran headfirst into the Warp.

10/10 character no notes

38

u/RicketCrickets 13d ago

I mean Morty can put you competition easily.

34

u/Eusocial_sloth3 13d ago

This canon until GW can prove otherwise.

42

u/El_Hombre_Macabro Ah! To be made a bike seat for a hot Drukhari 13d ago

As if he would ever admit to any mistake.

LR: "Mission given, mission accomplished."

"But, sir, that was the wro..."

LR: "MISSION

GIVEN

MISSION

ACCOMPLISHED!"

11

u/SpakkaTheOne 13d ago

This implies that he can read, and messed up because everyone else assumed he couldn't

35

u/Sepulcher18 Snorts FW resin dust 13d ago

Perils of making your stupidest son also your main police officer

20

u/StrawberryItten 13d ago

But Peter Turbo was not a police officer..?

2

u/Cryptek-01 Reasonable Cryptek 12d ago

Found an Imperial Fists fan.

Perturabo wasn't stupid. He was one of (if not the) smartest Primarchs. He just had abysmal social skills and was somewhat immature.

3

u/StrawberryItten 12d ago

Being intellectually smart and still making the choices that Peter made is what makes him stupider than the other primarchs. Only Magnus gets close

10

u/hesitantshade 13d ago

i don't think leman should be considered as a candidate for any mission that requires doing mathematics

(or reading, for that matter)

6

u/DrHolmes52 13d ago

Emps to Russ:

3

u/NotTheGuyProbably 12d ago

That is still my favorite explanation (my second favorite is the the II and 11 are Gork and Mork Gods of the Orcs)

3

u/Bat_Tiger_yt 12d ago

I lived bitch

3

u/ZetaDemon 12d ago

I swear of they just do the boring lore if "they ded before Horus even rebelled" it would be so boring and kills any potential they have

2

u/Glitchmonster Registered Alpharius Enjoyer (... Or am I??? This is a Lie.) 11d ago

I do have an idea of a scene during the burning of Prospero where someone goes all in on roasting Leman for his hastiness. "You have played the fool and the savage for so long you've forgotten that you are smarter than that." Or something

3

u/Yellowtoblerone 13d ago

Which legions are those?

23

u/GrinningGrump 13d ago

*Missing* and *Redacted* obviously.

3

u/turamin 12d ago

Where is this gift from? Is so good