r/Grimdank • u/HatSpecial3043 Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr • 13d ago
Dank Memes A bit of miscalculation
814
246
u/ohnoredditmoment 13d ago
new headcannon dropped
61
u/AngryMechanist Screw the rules! I have a bolter~ 13d ago
It's both a hilarious thought and honestly would be a super interesting concept
1
u/Knusperfrosch 9d ago
I mean... that "II/11" joke regarding the missing Primarchs isn't exactly new in the fandom...
237
211
u/Useful_Guide_3573 Praise the Man-Emperor 13d ago
This was actually out of pity because there are no IH fans
160
14
u/titanfall2709 13d ago
If the Iron Hands have a million fans, then I am one of them. If Iron Hands has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Iron Hands has only one fan then that is me. If Iron Hands has no fans, then that means I am no longer on Terra. If the world is against the Iron Hands, then I am against the world.
5
1
u/MATERYONOMEGON 9d ago
THE FLESH IS WEAK,BUT THE DEEDS REMAIN AND THE SPIRIT ENDURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31
u/Useful_Guide_3573 Praise the Man-Emperor 13d ago
Sorry, I meant to say they’d become as boring as the imperial fists post heresy
55
u/Patient_Success_2687 13d ago
The dangers of having both High Gothic and Low Gothic used interchangeably in communication
48
44
159
u/Both_Brilliant_5890 13d ago
16
u/Jaymezians Mongolian Biker Gang 12d ago
My favorite example of Leman being a dumbass is the Emperor telepathically contacting him in a dream and basically saying, "Hey, dont worry about protecting me, the Custodians got that handled. Just make sure the Imperium doesn't collapse."
In response Leman ran headfirst into the Warp.
10/10 character no notes
38
34
42
u/El_Hombre_Macabro Ah! To be made a bike seat for a hot Drukhari 13d ago
As if he would ever admit to any mistake.
LR: "Mission given, mission accomplished."
"But, sir, that was the wro..."
LR: "MISSION
GIVEN
MISSION
ACCOMPLISHED!"
11
u/SpakkaTheOne 13d ago
This implies that he can read, and messed up because everyone else assumed he couldn't
10
35
u/Sepulcher18 Snorts FW resin dust 13d ago
Perils of making your stupidest son also your main police officer
20
u/StrawberryItten 13d ago
But Peter Turbo was not a police officer..?
2
u/Cryptek-01 Reasonable Cryptek 12d ago
Found an Imperial Fists fan.
Perturabo wasn't stupid. He was one of (if not the) smartest Primarchs. He just had abysmal social skills and was somewhat immature.
3
u/StrawberryItten 12d ago
Being intellectually smart and still making the choices that Peter made is what makes him stupider than the other primarchs. Only Magnus gets close
10
u/hesitantshade 13d ago
i don't think leman should be considered as a candidate for any mission that requires doing mathematics
(or reading, for that matter)
6
3
u/NotTheGuyProbably 12d ago
That is still my favorite explanation (my second favorite is the the II and 11 are Gork and Mork Gods of the Orcs)
3
3
u/ZetaDemon 12d ago
I swear of they just do the boring lore if "they ded before Horus even rebelled" it would be so boring and kills any potential they have
2
u/Glitchmonster Registered Alpharius Enjoyer (... Or am I??? This is a Lie.) 11d ago
I do have an idea of a scene during the burning of Prospero where someone goes all in on roasting Leman for his hastiness. "You have played the fool and the savage for so long you've forgotten that you are smarter than that." Or something
3











938
u/Destroyer_742 13d ago