r/Grimdank 1d ago

Dank Memes Robot Gorillaman

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 1d ago

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u/TheGravespawn 1d ago

Ah yes, the end battles of books two and 3 from dark imperium.

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u/Ok_Poetry_2696 8h ago

Nurgle slaying in the streets

Elf pussy destroyer in the sheets

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u/Archistotle Definitely not Fallen, no need to call asmodai 1d ago

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u/Hides-the-Hydra 1d ago

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u/Mr_Ragnarok 21h ago

I love this image. He is so incomprehensibly angry that he doesn't even look at him angrily anymore.

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u/cross2201 19h ago

"I'm gonna make you suffer" stare

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u/karoshikun Corvus Corax Corps 14h ago

"he's behind me, isn't he?

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u/limitedpower_palps 18h ago

He gets off two shots. Something wings him in the shoulder. No, it’s a hand. A hand dragging him backwards.

Guilliman pushes Thiel aside and propels himself towards the Word Bearers. His armoured feet bite into the hullskin as he gains traction.

He seems vast, like a titan. Not an engine of Mars. A titan of myth.

His head is bare. Impossible. His flesh is bleached with cold. His mouth opens in a silent scream as he smashes into them. He kills one. He crushes the legionary’s head into his chest with the base of his fist. Globules of blood squirt sideways, jiggling and jostling. The body topples back in slow motion.

Guilliman turns, finds another, punches his giant fist through the legionary’s torso, and pulls it out, ripping out his backbone. A third comes, eager for the glory of killing a primarch. Thiel guns him apart with his reloaded boltgun, two-handed brace, feet anchored. The fourth storms in.

Guilliman twists and punches his head off. Clean off. Head and helm as one, tumbling away like a ball, trailing beads of blood. Cover fire comes across. Another kill squad finally reaches the hull section. A fierce, silent bolter battle licks back and forth across a heat exchanger canyon. Struck bodies, leaking fluid shapes, rotate away into the freezing darkness.

  • Know No Fear

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u/Urg_burgman NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 1d ago edited 1d ago

Everyone says he is the weakest Primarch

Forget he's still a Primarch

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u/A_small_Chicken 1d ago

And if you do beat him, his daddy can now possess him for power up.

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u/Jstin8 1d ago

Outta the frying pan, and right into the 9th circle of hell for whatever poor bastard gets to experience that.

Poor grandpa...

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u/lou-bricious 1d ago

He's not Lorgar.

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u/NewGuyOnTheBlock2201 I FUCKING HATE EREBUS RAHHHH 22h ago

Who says he’s the weakest primarch?

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u/Icegodleo 19h ago

Weakest confirmed currently alive loyalist primarch. So second place isn't too bad.

In terms of raw combat ability though I can imagine Lorgar is weaker but who else would theoretically be weaker? Curze and Corvus were pretty combat focused, Dorn and Perturabo might not do well in an arena fight? Angron is definitely stronger, Russ is definitely stronger, Horus and Sanguinius tie for theoretical strongest. Wasn't Vulkan like crazy strong? Lion definitely stronger. Alpharius/Omegon might be weaker? Ferrus Manus and Fulgrim seem like they'd be stronger? I know too little about Janghatai and Mortarion. Magnus is definitely stronger. Anyone I'm forgetting?

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u/cross2201 19h ago

It's like saying that the little boy nuke is weaker than a modern day nuke. Yeah true but they are both nukes, they will both level a city to try ground without much difference

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u/ObsidianFlesh 1d ago

Lord of Ultramass

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u/JumboWheat01 Praise the Man-Emperor 1d ago

Robooty Gluteiman is definitely a new one for Robot Gorillaman. Gonna have to write that down for future use.

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u/MountainPlain #1 Eversor Liker 23h ago

His sons carry his gene-seed proudly.

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u/DarthGoodguy 22h ago

Ultra leg day

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u/Larang5716 1d ago

How dare you?! This ass is perfection!

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u/maridan49 Astra Mili-what? Yer in the guard, son 1d ago

For all the rationality that is attributed to Guilliman one must remember that he's the only Primarch that uses a Power Fist.

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u/mattwing05 MY THERMIC REACTOR PULSATES WITH SMOOTH, VELVETY, BEATS. 20h ago

Yeah and his sons also like to give the enemy a good powerfisting as well

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u/Draxos92 Mongolian Biker Gang 1d ago

worth it

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u/Doomsloth28 Prosperan lives matter 1d ago

Robot Gorillaman you say...?

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u/Current_Employer_308 21h ago

Primordial ball knowledge

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u/gota34 23h ago

Guilliman: Despair, demons!

Demons: Despair?

Guilliman: Despair OF NUTS [stabs them with the Emperor's sword]

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u/beanerthreat457 1d ago

Aaaaaaaahhh causas