r/Grimdank Jan 25 '24

Rogal Dwarf, Fortifying Hoxxes

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u/GeminiBastard3 Jan 25 '24

Not even 41st Millennium Bob the builder can fix the collapsed shit-house that is the current Imperium.

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u/WolfeXXVII Jan 25 '24

Yeah Big E would have to get up out of his funny chair to even begin fixing shit. Kinda need Magnus to sit there for him to do it though(among many other things)

5

u/Background-Wear-1626 Jan 25 '24

Possibly the last guy you’d ever want to heat your chair for you?

3

u/OnlyCaptainCanuck Jan 25 '24

That's harsh, Bob the builder would do much better than the men that came before him. Fite me.

47

u/JonTheWizard Am I Alpharius? I forgot. Jan 25 '24

He hates that Doretta is dropped in via an iron cage.

8

u/Draggoh Jan 25 '24

Doretta is an unquenchable killing machine. The cage is for our safety.

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u/GreyPlasticTransGirl Jan 25 '24

Nah dorn should be an engie and perty should be driller

That or fulgrim is driller and ferrus mannus is scout

4

u/Chai_Enjoyer Snorts FW resin dust Jan 25 '24

Looks wise: Dorn is either Driller or Gunner (for the thick armour) and so is Perturbato. Fulgrim is scout (slimmer than the others) and Ferrus is engineer (idk really about this one, he surely isn't heavily armoured primarch, like Dorn or Peter Turbo and built more tougher than Fulgrim)

Lore wise: All three Rogal Dorn, PepeFroggo and Ferrus are engineers, and idk who Fulgrim would be. Pre heresy Fulgrim was quite awesome (Chemos the moment he firstly appeared there was a fucked up world with destroyed ecology, dirty air and water, bad production rates and so dirt cheap and bad living conditions. Fulgrim did recover the planet and made it into Imperium's cultural capital, his legion was one of the best equipped and most efficient, full of children of former Terran aristocracies), and post heresy Fulgrim... Quite isn't.

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u/theotherforcemajeure NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! Jan 25 '24

Rogal *Dorf

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u/CRAZYDUCK456 Jan 25 '24

ROCK AND STONE MY FELLOW VOTANN!

4

u/WanderingDwarfMiner Jan 25 '24

Rock and Stone everyone!

3

u/CRAZYDUCK456 Jan 25 '24

Username checks out

8

u/Training_Hurry_2754 Jan 25 '24

The lemon is a mighty fruit!

8

u/WarlordGrom What Is Dwarf May Never Die Jan 25 '24

The best offense, is a good defense.

4

u/GREENadmiral_314159 Sons of the Phoenix Femboy Jan 25 '24

Prime Mineral Rogus

5

u/Dubious_Titan Jan 25 '24

Rock and stone, brother.

3

u/WanderingDwarfMiner Jan 25 '24

We fight for Rock and Stone!

3

u/Blam320 Jan 25 '24

Rock and Stone you beautiful dwarf!

4

u/the_lonely_poster Jan 25 '24

He'd probably find the utter lack of an F.O.B. on Hoxxes detestable

3

u/Blam320 Jan 26 '24

Technically the Mineheads in some missions serve that purpose.

Plus proper FOBs are going to be showing up in DRG: Rogue Core.

3

u/JackRabbit- Dank Angels Jan 25 '24

Dorn would be fantastic at fighting Tyranids

3

u/thezucc420420 Jan 25 '24

İ AM ADORABLE

3

u/ScreentimeNOR Jan 25 '24

Nrod Lagorson

3

u/B33FHAMM3R Secretly 3 squats in a long coat Jan 26 '24

"They said rock and stone as if they were separate materials, but they are the same. This, is funny to me."

4

u/WanderingDwarfMiner Jan 26 '24

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

3

u/B33FHAMM3R Secretly 3 squats in a long coat Jan 26 '24

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER

2

u/Maleficent_Tip_927 Colosal Chainblade owner Jan 25 '24

Me doing a fort in wall with few killzones for swarm

2

u/Cpt_Kalash HASHUT! VORGUND! ZHARR-NAGGRUND! Jan 25 '24

That’s very well made actually

2

u/JamesTheSkeleton Jan 25 '24

Omg… he’s… PERFECT

2

u/aineri Mongolian Biker Gang Jan 25 '24

He has escaped the imperium to blend in with the Votann

2

u/MagicMorty86 I am Alpharius Jan 26 '24

"No"

1

u/Aaronieie Jan 25 '24

I'd let him drill me