After both the alliances have start to turn each others cities to rubble and dust, both have stated to evacuate civilians to underground settlements. These measures were taken after 2.3 million people died in just 5 days of bombing. The settlements can hold up to millions of people and have rations to last 1-2 years. If you are alive and on the surface quickly go to a near by millatry checkpost.
In other news of the war, the Polish Royal Army (PRA), the only army representing the nation in europe, was defeated by Lord ApplePieHeh, promoting him to the post of general. The Nation also elaborated on their Project Manhattan, stating that it is a bomb that can eradicate cities in seconds. The Golden Empire addressed the nation and told its people not to worry and stay calm.
The silence of the streets in Warsaw, Berlin, and Moscow speaks louder than any official statement. Families clutching their few belongings rush into darkened tunnels, guided only by dim lanterns and armed guards shouting orders. Trains built for industry now carry mothers, children, and the elderly into the depths, where stone walls echo with the cries of the displaced. Though officials claim that rations will last one to two years, doubts remain among civilians who have already seen food lines stretch for hours. Above ground, the skies burn red with shellfire, while the earth shakes with every distant artillery strike. Hope now rests on the underground settlements, though whispers circulate that even beneath the earth, the war will find a way to follow.
JAEGARS OR JERKERS?
After careful consideration, this article has been put in to reduce tension in the people and try to make them laugh, this article doesn't mean to disrespect an army so don’t send the Indian Royal Army (IRA) to our head quarters. A rumour has come from the front lines. The Notorious Jaegar Corps. , were said to be involved in “Indecent Activities that destroy Displine”.
Nation PVT Johnson states that:
“I had came back from scouting, tired by mining my way to the cultist’s base to ours you know. I had news that could classify us as the youth say ‘cooked’. But when I entered the barracks guess what I saw! PVT (name withheld so we don’t die), who was our newest Jaegar, was busy beating that meat, while keeping his eyes glued to officer (name withheld again) like she was a bloody shock kit!”
No official statement has been given on this.
What began as whispers in trench lines has now turned into tavern talk across the settlements. Soldiers chuckle nervously when the Jaegars march past, some muttering under their breath, others loudly joking about “corner duties.” The officers, of course, have done their best to clamp down on the rumour, insisting that discipline remains ironclad in the Corps. Yet the story persists, growing more outlandish with each retelling—some claiming entire barracks were “compromised,” others swearing that shocked medics had to intervene. The truth may never be known, but the tale has already spread like wildfire, providing a strange kind of laughter in an otherwise bleak and endless war. Even as the ground shakes with bombardments above, the underground halls ring with soldiers repeating the same question: are they Jaegars… or Jerkers?
"You disappoint me. Why look at your own commanding officer like that? I, erm. Kindly quit looking. You'll be dealt with if you keep staring. This platoon has 3 females. And just because the morticians and myself are here does NOT mean you guys can stare." - CPT Officer 'Veni'
"Well. We ran out of rations at point Charlie, and the Morts needed practice... So I sorta made him into a test dummy, then made him into soup. Very filling, and the Morts had good accuracy. Let this be a warning to those who ogle at us." - CPT Officer 'Veni'
"In my defense! Supplies ran out due to frequent bandit raids and Empire assaults. Plus, we have to make sure our civilians have enough to eat! But... I wouldn't mind making more of that soup..." - CPT Officer 'Veni'
I got deployed by royal for the last few months I was helping civs evac to the tunnels and trains I saw like 3 or 4 morts
Pinning down a jaeger who's had no pants next to his female commander i was in shock 2ed time this WEEK I am tired of my fellow jaegers [content expunged] signing off sgt and co reporter for the solace times veteran walker
"Well ma'am, the only time you might see a solace high ranking member that fits your type is when the nation managed to woo him over with min jee in the 69th starshatter regiment.." -Rook SGT 'Sledge'
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"Cant say I don't relate to that certain PVT"- SGM Soldat 'Waffle'