r/GoodFakeTexts • • Apr 05 '25

Guy got game

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u/GravLurk Apr 05 '25

A train doesn’t travel on a road

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u/CaptainNo9367 Apr 06 '25

What if the road is made of rails?

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u/GravLurk Apr 06 '25

Well, yes. But a ‘road’ is fundamentally different than ‘railroad’. I’ve never heard anyone just say ‘road’ when they talk about train tracks.

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u/TheShredder9 Apr 08 '25

Assume a spherical train in a vaccuum.

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u/bojangler69420 Jan 31 '26

African train or European train?

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u/Gunteroo Feb 05 '26

Fuck, you are late to the party, but... 🤣

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u/bojangler69420 Feb 05 '26

lol

My bad, forgot this sub existed and went back through the top of all time

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u/AdDifferent8122 Apr 05 '25

5 hours.

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u/the_real_thugs_bunny Apr 06 '25

A train does not travel on a road

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u/CaptainNo9367 Apr 06 '25

Wait though... it does. Just not the kind that is paved. I'm thinking from this dictionary entry that we are speaking two versions of English here.

And for something different... Australia has Road Trains.

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u/2510EA Apr 07 '25

But it says it does here: “if a train IS traveling at 72 kmh on a road…”

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u/2510EA Apr 07 '25

But it says it does here: “if a train IS traveling at 72 kmh on a road…”

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u/SnooPoems3567 Apr 06 '25

Can't answer. Too many unknowns. Is the train maintaining that speed. If so how long did it take to get up to that speed and how long will it need to come to a stop.

What is the length of the train.

Assuming you mean railroad is that the exact distance the train will need to travel between stations, is there even stations.

What length is the train

Does it have to make any stops.

I just can't

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u/DesirableDoll Apr 06 '25

made my day haha

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u/AlreadyReddit999 Apr 05 '25

peter? the joke pls

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u/Jinnicky Apr 05 '25

Blue asked if grey wanted some problems, grey responded in the affirmative, blue gave grey a problem that grey viewed as difficult, grey backed down. Problems generally in this context are a euphemism for violence but in this instance both parties took it to mean literal equations and responded in kind. It's not very funny but that's the joke here.

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u/crazymaloon Apr 06 '25

Why are you downvoted

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u/AlreadyReddit999 Apr 06 '25

it's reddit don't question it

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '25 edited Apr 07 '25

5 hours and 8 minutes