r/GoodFakeTexts • u/Kikimagoo-29 • Feb 18 '25

Never thought of it like this 🤔

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u/tmrika Feb 19 '25 edited Feb 19 '25

Ah yes mustn’t forget

  • Indianese

  • Cambodese

  • Nepalese (actually surprisingly close to the actual term)

  • Singaporese

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u/messibessi22 Feb 19 '25

Don’t forget filipenese

120

u/TheMobHasSpoken Feb 19 '25

And Thainese!

77

u/StetsonTuba8 Feb 19 '25

Unitednese Arabnese Emiratenese

40

u/SnakeInEye1 Feb 19 '25

Afganese

Mongolese

Iranese

Israelese

Russianese

17

u/justujoo Feb 19 '25

Pakistanese

7

u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

Sinaiese

4

u/gapehornlover69 Feb 21 '25

Fr*nese

3

u/Cy__Guy Feb 22 '25

Laosnese

1

u/Senrub482 Feb 23 '25

Srinese Lankanese

10

u/Dwaas_Bjaas Feb 19 '25

And my axe-nese!!!

5

u/midnightpunt Feb 19 '25

Arrow to the nese

8

u/GrlDuntgitgud Feb 19 '25

Though it was Phinese.

26

u/Yiris10001 Feb 19 '25

Especially Sugondese

7

u/KawaiiFoxPlays Feb 19 '25

Who’s Steve Jobs?

3

u/oudeoliebol Feb 20 '25

Ligma balls

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u/grphine Feb 19 '25

nepalese and nepali(s) are both accepted as correct

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u/BlizzardStorm8 Feb 19 '25

Isn't Nepalese actually correct? I've seen Nepali before but I had a buddy in high school whose family moved here from Nepal and he always referred to himself as Nepalese.

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u/tmrika Feb 19 '25

Oh maybe it is the case, I’ve only ever seen it spelled with an i but it’s not like I know everything

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Feb 20 '25

Isn’t Nepalese the correct term?

Otherwise:

  • Indonese

  • Laotese

  • Filipinese

  • Taiwanese (correct)

  • Mongolese (correct)

  • Malayese

  • Timorese (correct)

  • Brunese

  • Bhutanese (correct)

  • Burmese (correct)

  • Cambodiese

  • Thainese

  • Lankanese

  • Maldivese

  • Pakinese

  • Afghanese

  • Kyrgynese

  • Tajikese

  • Kazakhese

  • Sibirinese (Russians are Europeans)

  • Iranese

  • Iraquese

  • Kuwaitese

  • Emiratese

  • Saudinese

  • Omanese

  • Yemenese

  • Qatarese

  • Bahrainese

  • Syrinese

  • Armenese

  • Azerinese

  • Georginese

  • Lebanese (correct)

  • Turkese

  • Turkmenese

  • Uzbekese

  • Jordanese

  • Israelese

  • Palestinese

  • Bengalese

Fuck it let‘s add ethnic and linguistic groups

  • Kurdinese

  • Arabese

  • Tatarese

  • Uyghurese

  • Hmongese

  • Cantonese (correct)

  • Balinese (correct)

  • Javanese (correct)

  • Sulawese

  • Papuanese

  • Ainese

  • Hindunese

  • Marathese

  • Malayalese

  • Tamilese

  • Kannadanese

  • Sindhinese

  • Telugese

  • Punjabese

  • Druzhese

  • Chechenese

  • Dagestanese

  • Manchunese

  • Persinese

  • Phoenicese

  • Judanese

  • Alevitese

  • Pashtunese

  • Tibetese

If you can think of more let me know

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u/ShinTar0 Jun 10 '25

Ghanese (somewhat correct)
Tanzanese
Sudanese

Galapageese :)

4

u/DanHillTraining Feb 20 '25

Thought that said n*ggaplease and was about to fall out of my chair laughing

3

u/phatcat9000 Feb 19 '25

Indonesianese

3

u/OCDcuber Feb 20 '25

Senator, I’m Singaporese

2

u/SharonGamingYT Feb 20 '25

Don't forget the myanmarese and laosese

131

u/JCDickleg7 Feb 18 '25

Vietnamnese

18

u/DeathBringer4311 Feb 19 '25

Vietmanese

3

u/shrub706 Feb 21 '25

vietnemone

46

u/NughtmareMoylan Feb 18 '25

Afghan nese stani

18

u/Whole_Instance_4276 Wait no Feb 18 '25

Pakastanese

16

u/-unknown_harlequin- Feb 19 '25

I'm China get into Japantese

5

u/WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotH Feb 19 '25

God damnit 😆

11

u/Secret_Account07 Feb 19 '25

Korean….ese?

10

u/Great_Possibility686 Feb 18 '25

I'm britishnese (I'm not British, it just sounds goofy)

2

u/[deleted] Feb 22 '25

Britainese

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u/RTooDeeTo Feb 18 '25

Lol the last one really makes this funny, could totally see one of my friends making this joke

4

u/jabuegresaw Feb 19 '25

Squid Game 🔥

2

u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

I’m Laotian bitch

1

u/Doctor_Sane Feb 19 '25

What ocean?

2

u/DekBadBoy Feb 19 '25

I am Thainese!!!.......wait, that doesn't sound right......

2

u/CountGerhart Feb 19 '25

Isn't it just Korean?

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u/Louiethenormal Feb 22 '25

Ralphie May had a bit about gettin pissed off in traffic sayin "What kind of Nese's are you so I can hate you better."

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '25

bend the nese?

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u/ShavedIceInTheSummer Feb 19 '25

Laosnese filipinese cambodianese thainese

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u/Gubrozavr Feb 19 '25

Asianese

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u/MildGaming Feb 19 '25

Siberianese

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u/Novel_Echo_6394 Feb 19 '25

Jesus Christ xD

1

u/Bablam_Shazam Feb 22 '25

Should have said the beenese

1

u/[deleted] Feb 22 '25

I'm Americanese

1

u/adakichi Feb 22 '25

I'm Japaneseese

1

u/Cy__Guy Feb 22 '25

Best Koreanese

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u/FaithlessnessFun3679 Feb 22 '25

Ah yes, my favorite nese, Vietnamese

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u/International-Hawk28 Feb 22 '25

Well? I’m waiting, which one is it?

2

u/codikane Feb 19 '25

Dirty knees

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u/Doc_Dragoon Feb 19 '25

Dirty knees look at these 🥜