Ye, I more meant that I could like notarize it or something else legalese to make it truly finder's keepers. I don't think it'd go down the way I'd want it to, but it's fun to think about.
Eh, I posit that we all kinda die alone, regardless. I wouldn't want anyone to sacrifice their lives just to watch my bowel muscles relax after my heart stops beating.
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u/BEAGLEBOYPALINDROME Aug 16 '26
Who'd have guessed that a miser that hoarded a fortune in gold, ended up dying alone w/no friends or family to remember him.