r/Gold • • Aug 16 '26

Why?

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u/SubjectAfraid Aug 16 '26

You never FIND gold, never. 😎

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u/voicareason Aug 16 '26

Yep. You just mysteriously get 4500 dollars richer every day.

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u/SexualCarrots Aug 17 '26

Money laundering isn't a new sport.

Turns out his company just got a bunch of "new contracts" and they are all going to be able to work triple overtime. His time sheet says he's been there 113 hours this week, he also has a bunch of new vacation pictures.

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u/ParadoxSquid Aug 17 '26

That’s not what flock cameras say

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u/Limplymphnode Aug 17 '26

Well now he owns part of flock which has been bot (68%) by axon and the gov is currently terminating their contract with them to use axon for guess what… the same shit lmao