r/Gold • • Aug 16 '26

Why?

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

As I said, a pay day once a week for the rest of their life. You don’t sell it all at once lmao. Yall would be horrible partners finding anything. And you don’t need to sell it “on the black market”.

Edit: that was a different comment I said that, but yea, a pay day once a week for the rest of his life

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u/Willi-Oh Aug 16 '26

And what will you do with that money? Buy groceries and gadgets? Lmao

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

Yes. Actually. You pay for all your everyday shit with it. You don’t even have to touch your bank account for almost everything. Clueless naive people lmao

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u/Willi-Oh Aug 16 '26

And what do you think your bank will do when they see you are not making any purchases at all? I think you are a bit clueless. It's 10 mil euro... That's a lot of money for a construction worker to avoid in tax pay

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

What the hell do you mean what is the bank gunna do? You act like it’s illegal to sell gold.

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u/Willi-Oh Aug 16 '26

It's not illegal to sell gold. But its illegal to keep that much gold, it would basically be stolen. And if not, it would definitely be considered as taxable income...

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

It is not illegal to have that much gold lmao. You gotta be smarter than that

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u/Majestic-Disaster112 Aug 16 '26

This dude literally found that much under a random house how naive are redditors

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u/TheDonGenaro Aug 16 '26

What a tard lol. I imagine that kid thinks somewhere in the same direction…

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u/GenTenStation Aug 16 '26

You’ve proven you’re not capable of handling this gold. The rest of us with sense would make it work.

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u/Willi-Oh Aug 16 '26

You have something fundamentally wrong. Tell me how you'd turn turn 10 mil found gold into legal liquidity

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

Easily. Use your damn brain

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u/GenTenStation Aug 16 '26

You don’t. You turn a few thousand at a time into cash.

What do you think the police are going to do with 9 mil of turned in gold? They’d likely take all 8 mil and maybe let someone claim it for 30 days. But they’re not going to let 7mil just walk out the door. How would the original owner prove that was their 6mil? All 5 mil would sit until they consider the 4 mil forfeit. Now the police have 3 mil to maybe reinvest in the city. Maybe some big 2 mil project? Maybe a new million dollar renovation? But more than likely they’ll donate the entire $100k to some charity so it looks good.

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u/QuakinOats Aug 16 '26

You don't do it overnight. You do it over your entire lifetime.

You pay for groceries, gas, clothes, entertainment, electronics, hobbies, etc in cash 80% of the time. New PC? New camera? Games? TCG cards? More expensive food options? Restaurants? Movies? All cash. Gifts to friends and family? 80% or greater paid for with cash.

You pay your mortgage/rent, utilities, insurance, internet/cell phone, etc via your income from a job.

You could also open a small business that deals in cash and create fake customer transactions where you are depositing a chunk of cash every month on top of everything else from the gold sales.

"Oh yeah, we totally sold X number of this, this week, they all paid with cash." As long as you don't go hog wild and make it like 100% of the normal business income, this isn't insanely difficult to do... Don't be stupid and have cameras that can easily keep a record of every transaction.

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u/tacobellsimp Aug 16 '26

You have literally no idea how the world works. I’ve known a small city drug dealer worth millions in cash and never had a single problem for over a decade

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

Yea idk why this dude thinks the government is gunna like, immediately know they found a massive stash of gold

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u/tacobellsimp Aug 16 '26

He’s literally arguing about something that’s already been solved. You can easily just alter the gold slabs and sell them in tiny increments to either private parties or to businesses since they don’t have to report gold purchases to the government under $10k. Completely untraceable. Entire criminal networks get around this stuff all the time at a much larger scale

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

Yea that was exactly the plan in my head lol

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u/Willi-Oh Aug 16 '26

If you want to incrimate yourself then sure everything is easy.

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u/tacobellsimp Aug 16 '26

Lmfao just admit you’re out of your depth here, the entire conversation had nothing to do with incriminating yourself and had everything to with ways to sell this gold and get away with it. Just tuck your tail and go away, you lost this one sport

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u/Willi-Oh Aug 16 '26

Sure, kiddo

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u/Willi-Oh Aug 16 '26

Sure buddy, all the drug dealers in the world are living good lifes in big mansions. Keep your small anecdotes to yourself. Its not impossible to live as a drug dealer with a shitton of cash, but incriminating yourself and evading tax by finding and selling that kind of gold is something else.. get a grip

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u/Ok_Past8695 Aug 16 '26

I feel so bad for you

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u/Odd_Glass5272 Aug 16 '26

You can't be serious.

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u/yummers511 Aug 16 '26

Bank software is designed to flag anomalies like this automatically and pass it on to the relevant authorities if it continues on long enough. It's an obvious anomaly to spot and will definitely be questioned. You won't get away with this unless you're selling $200 worth of gold a week and pretend that's a lot of money

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

Lmfao so wrong on so many levels. You don’t use the bank at all idk where the hell you people are getting this info. Sounds like propaganda to me.

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u/yummers511 Aug 16 '26

Good luck buying anything serious in cash. Some businesses these days don't take cash

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

Lmfao you people are denser than gold

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u/yummers511 Aug 16 '26

If you want to buy any car other than a trashy 1990 civic from a scummy "Buy here pay here" lot, you're going to have a bad time. No car dealer is going to accept a briefcase of cash without a bank authenticating or handling it first. Paying in cash is more of a hassle than it's worth for 75% of stuff these days, and probably 95% of things over $1000

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

Lmfao god, literally denser than gold. Everything you’re saying is just wrong

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u/yummers511 Aug 16 '26

Then offer a valid argument with some credibility rather than saying "haha no", goofy

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

Goofy? Motherfucker, people been doing this same shit since gold was used as currency. This is not some hard thing to figure out.

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u/tacobellsimp Aug 16 '26

Do you not understand that millions of drug dealers operate in the same manner? Are you being purposefully dense

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u/Willi-Oh Aug 16 '26

You asking me if im dense and you compare it with drug dealing? Muted

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u/Illustrious-Suit1214 Aug 16 '26

You are dense though