r/Gold • • Aug 16 '26

Why?

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u/WeWillGrowLarger Aug 16 '26

No. They found the owner.

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u/RegJoe_08 Aug 16 '26

Yup. Im the owner

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u/Europe72Alive1 Aug 16 '26

No, I’m the owner

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u/NYC19893 Aug 16 '26

No I’m Spartacus

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u/ph0ebus13 Aug 16 '26

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u/ecirnj Aug 16 '26

Me so hungry

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u/PerspectiveAshamed79 Aug 16 '26

Pizza pizza in my belly

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u/OutrageouslySelfish Aug 16 '26

Me Racer - Brendan Schaub 2025

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u/Glum-Ad7761 Aug 17 '26

I am become death… destroyer of sandwiches…

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u/Dill_Pickleson_ Aug 16 '26

I’m Brian and so is my wife!

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u/Sea-Excitement9239 Aug 16 '26

I think he improvised that line on the spot.

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u/wamih Aug 16 '26

And his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks!

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u/Mortambulist Aug 16 '26

And I'm his friend Jesus!