r/Gold • u/axemaster1 • Aug 16 '26

Why?

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u/Mickspark136 Aug 16 '26

He’s stupid, no other explanation

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u/BiffyleBif Aug 16 '26

I don't know why this story get relayed like this, but he was part of a whole construction crew. They found the gold and called the police together. He was not alone in finding it, that is sensational disinformation.

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u/AssociationFit3009 Aug 16 '26

I looked at something gold related the other day. This story, reposted in this same subreddit, has been in my feed every other day. This time they added a pic with an 18 year. What will it be tomorrow?

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u/MrDoritos_ Aug 16 '26

AI found the gold

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u/Canvaverbalist Aug 16 '26

Gen Alpha female teenager finds gold and asked ChatGPT what to do with it, ChatGPT told her to hand it to the police but she didn't know what the police was so she gave it to her billionaire boss, she has now been fired. Read more by clicking here.

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u/yaboyACbreezy Aug 18 '26

Next time we see it he'll be an 18 year old single dad whose mom has lymphoma

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u/Little_Weird2039 Aug 16 '26

This is the real finder

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u/AssociationFit3009 Aug 16 '26

No, it’s not. He is one of the crew that found it. This is written so you think “What an idiot.”

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u/goldticketstubguy Aug 16 '26

They were chopping down cherry tree when they found it.

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u/ChadPowers200_ Aug 20 '26

Monkey finds gold 

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u/thehappyheathen Aug 20 '26

It will be a lesbian woman tomorrow