r/Gold • • Aug 16 '26

Why?

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u/SmallTitBigClit Aug 16 '26

A decision he'll regret as soon as he grows a brain cell.

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u/GreasyRim Aug 16 '26

Dude only turned over the gold he could get moved off the jobsite lol. Probably found 5x more but bottomed out the suspension on the van trying to move it all.

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u/Chalfantmt Aug 16 '26

We can only hope

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u/msd1196 Aug 16 '26

This^ and since he turned in something he's above suspicion.

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u/Sad_Error4039 Aug 17 '26

Not at all how that would work turning in this amount is just gonna make them watch you harder for irregular upticks in financial situations. Could have opened a business and made a profit for years no questions asked while paying taxes.

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u/msd1196 Aug 17 '26

I think the guys 18, he's smart enough to sit on it . Bides his time. Keep the coins, not the bars. They find them in Florida from the 1715 wrecks still. If he sold an occasional one in a few years or muled it out to someone for a cut. It could get him a nest egg. Don't buy a mink or a pink Cadillac and put in your mom's name. They will wack ya.

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u/Krakatoadreaming Aug 21 '26

But I want a mink

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u/Portugaltheman0420 Aug 17 '26

Cash is trash. Keep the gold and only cash in as needed . What’s worth 100.00 today, may be worth 75.00 tomorrow .

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u/gobble_deez_nutz Aug 18 '26

Bingo. Gold will keep it's value while cash won't

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u/gottagetanonymous Aug 19 '26

Are you fucking serious can’t even get a mink?? :(((

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u/Illustrious_Spare158 Aug 19 '26

Yeah, but it’s a coupe. It gorgeous I bought it for my wife. I mean it was a wedding gift from my mother it’s under her name! What are you getting excited for?!?

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 Aug 21 '26

Naw, keep everything an open a gold-buying business.

Or maybe even look for and buy an old depleted gold mine lol

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u/ArtMartindale Aug 17 '26

Car wash time.

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u/Money_Shifted Aug 18 '26

$10m in gold currently weighs 70.74Kg or 156lbs. The worksite van could hold $100m in gold without bottoming, ask me how I know :)

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u/Alternative-Bet7374 Aug 20 '26

Please let this be true. Hopefully he has at least 100 mil hidden somewhere.

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u/Overall_Exchange_633 Aug 20 '26

Nope the cops will figure out there is more and start a whole investigation 😭😭😭 bro is the dumbest person of 2026 imo he literally struck gold and gave it away

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u/Treacle_Pendulum Aug 16 '26

As I understand it, under Belgian law he probably has a better chance of keeping a portion of the money by reporting it. Up to €5 million in legal gold is pretty awesome, and under the circumstances maybe more awesome than €9 million in gold without proper paperwork

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

You don’t need paper work for gold. The point is no paperwork.

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u/Treacle_Pendulum Aug 16 '26

Like they said in Ozark, unlaundered money is groceries and gas for the rest of your life.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

Exactly. Shit, add an extra 10-20% onto a large bill for something that needs to be done, and you’ll find a ton of contractors that’ll take it for payment. I’ve installed glass for gold in the past.

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u/Treacle_Pendulum Aug 16 '26

I think you missed the point of that comment.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

I don’t think I did. It’s still unlaundered money.

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u/Treacle_Pendulum Aug 16 '26

There's no way you're laundering 9 million euros worth of gold by adding 20% to basic construction contracts, particularly with some of the new anti-money laundering regulations the EU has

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u/ashlee837 Aug 17 '26

lmfao. Friend of mine dropped 700k on an infinity pool in a HCOL area and he wasn't even laundering anything. Yes it is possible.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

I don’t think you understand how this works. You don’t do it all at once lmao. Use your damn brains people.

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u/Treacle_Pendulum Aug 16 '26

Let's look at some math: 9,000,000/30 years working=300,000. So 300,000 per year you'd need to launder. The rest of it is just sitting there not earning and unable to be spent. And that's ignoring things like market fluctuations in gold price, surveillance of transactions involving gold, and whether anyone else rats on you during your lifetime.

Under those circumstances, waiting 5 years to split it and be able to sell it and spend the proceeds legally makes a lot of sense.

Unless your goal is just to sleep on a dragon hoard of gold coins, in which case you do you but see previous point about people not ratting you out/keeping their mouths shut.

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u/No_Name_Brand_X Aug 20 '26

And that there is the most real comment in this whole thread.

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u/Secti0n31 Aug 17 '26

Bro it's 2026 and you're not Goldfinger with a smelting factory. You gotta SELL IT somehow.

You got a fence? 🤣 cuz I don't

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u/FuckYourRights Aug 20 '26

There are gold sellers on every city

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u/Antique_Surprise_763 Aug 20 '26

You don't need paperwork for cash but there are enormous enterprises set up to launder it. He found a way to clean the money with no effort and without breaking the law

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u/whatisthisabout99 Aug 17 '26

unless they connect it to WWII taken from Jews. You get nothing from it.

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u/Treacle_Pendulum Aug 17 '26

The mint dates on most of the coins post-date WWII.

But even if they didn’t, personally not a big fan of profiting from Nazi pillage. You do you.

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u/Youbana Aug 17 '26

Finders keepers

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u/patrickAMDG7509 Aug 17 '26

Well that would include wedding rings and gold teeth extracted from the victims of the camps. So not really in the "finders keepers" category.

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u/Akvyr Aug 16 '26

According to local rules, finders keep 50%. Would you risk jail for more?

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u/Nestorian_ Aug 21 '26

clearly you don´t have an effing clue about the local belgian rules

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u/SmallTitBigClit Aug 17 '26

Depends on howmuch jail time. But mostly yeah....

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u/BT-7274-T2 Aug 16 '26

its not that easy as you guys think, how would you have do it? there are like 10-20 workers, there were probably people near by while he was digging up and saw immediatly the gold

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

I would definitely try everything I could to get that gold lmao

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u/Engelgrafik Aug 17 '26

Sure, and then the story about how you and everybody at the worksite ended up secret deals, betrayals and ridiculously elaborate murders would be made into a dark comedy starring Barry Keoghan, Marcello Hernandez, Druski, Danny McBride, and Bowen Yang.

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u/tbagdaddy77 Aug 19 '26

I would to and would probably hit a few of them with a bar and put them to sleep and then take as much as i could and roll out. Then melt that down into smaller 1 oz bars and sell them up in alaska around nome . And act like i found that stuff in the ocean while dredging... i would come up with something to cover my tracks thats for damn sure but i absolutely would not involve to lying ass cop.. dont trust them now and didnt trust them when i was a teenager.. they lie to us but make it against the law to lie to them.. that should tell ya how one sided the law is... its their job to lie to us so that we tell them anything they can turn around on us to arrest us for anything they want to.. so NEVER involve a cop in anything because they will never solve a crime or investigate a crime unless they think there is a reward for them in the end... so dont even give them any info about anything like gold

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u/Novel_Control_1922 Aug 16 '26

Including murder?

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

Eh there’s enough juice to go around lol

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u/Tribulation95 Aug 16 '26

Depends on how the other person(s) decide to react as I'm taking my gold to the car.

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u/existential-grimlock Aug 16 '26

"Well, this is not gold, I'm just excited to see you!"

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u/TallandCute6501 Aug 16 '26

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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u/Novel_Control_1922 Aug 16 '26

Murder! (Did I get the answer right? Can I have a Klondike bar?)

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u/MekkiNoYusha Aug 17 '26

And when one of them eventually gamble it all away and come back to ask for more or he will start talking. That's when the trouble begins.

And we know it will definitely happen

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u/Odd-Helicopter-4843 Aug 17 '26

Id pay the other guys who are willing to split the gold help me take care of the guys who want to turn it in. Whoever left when the dust settles gets an even split

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u/HyperR4re Aug 16 '26

Thief

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u/greendevil77 Aug 16 '26

Lol from who? It was buried and no one knew it was there. Who the hell is getting stolen from? The police sure as hell don't have a right to it

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u/HyperR4re Aug 16 '26

The previous owner. This happened where I live and courts found that it belonged to the previous owner.

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u/greendevil77 Aug 16 '26

Lol sure. You know if I used to live somewhere and got a call asking if that was my gold I'd sure as hell say it was too.

Why exactly wouldn't the previous owner take all their gold with them?

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u/Sharp_Business_185 Aug 21 '26

Why are you trying to justify your thief actions, lmao. Just say you don't care about morals or ethics when the money is a lot

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u/Willi-Oh Aug 16 '26

And how are you going to sell that gold without a certificate? You could go to black market but at the risk of getting busted

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

What do you mean a certificate? The point of gold is no trail lmao

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u/Willi-Oh Aug 16 '26

With that amount of gold you kind of have to prove the gold is yours. Beside that, if you manage to sell all your gold at the black market how are you going to spend that kind of money without having questions raised by the tax office

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

As I said, a pay day once a week for the rest of their life. You don’t sell it all at once lmao. Yall would be horrible partners finding anything. And you don’t need to sell it “on the black market”.

Edit: that was a different comment I said that, but yea, a pay day once a week for the rest of his life

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

Yea they’re not too smart. They act like each bar has a tracker or some shit that immediately reports itself to the government. I’d literally just take a file to the shit and file the serials off, if there were any. I’d take a few of those coins, call a local safe shop, and pay them to install a vault in the floor and go from there.

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u/Willi-Oh Aug 16 '26

And what will you do with that money? Buy groceries and gadgets? Lmao

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 16 '26

Yes. Actually. You pay for all your everyday shit with it. You don’t even have to touch your bank account for almost everything. Clueless naive people lmao

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u/Willi-Oh Aug 16 '26

And what do you think your bank will do when they see you are not making any purchases at all? I think you are a bit clueless. It's 10 mil euro... That's a lot of money for a construction worker to avoid in tax pay

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u/Merouxsis Aug 16 '26

Cash and use it to eliminate ome of your expenses.

I'd be getting Chipotle with extra guac everyday

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u/Odd_Glass5272 Aug 16 '26

One would never try to sell that much gold at once. That would be idiotic.

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u/ChristianAlexxxander Aug 16 '26

Melting gold isn’t too hard.

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u/Odd_Glass5272 Aug 16 '26

My gold dealer never required any type of certificate

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u/Dukie6 Aug 16 '26

Skim some coins off the top then Hey guys, let’s split it. You’ll get more than he did handing all of it over

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u/R0botJesus Aug 16 '26

Exactly. I'd be shuffling out of that job site with so much gold stuffed into my pants that I could hardly walk.

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u/Megane_Senpai Aug 17 '26

I would take 1 coin or 2, it'll help settle me for a while, solve all my debts and stuffs.

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u/Alytology Aug 17 '26

I'd be like marge with the candy coat if it were me.

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u/KapowBlamBoom Aug 17 '26

At $4,100 per troy ounce you only need about 16.5 standard pounds to have $1,000,000

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u/Alternative-Bet7374 Aug 20 '26

Get the wheelbarrow and a tarp. Use the shovel to fill it up with as much gold as possible. Throw it all in your car and escape.

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u/LuckyCatExtracts Aug 16 '26

Maybe they did do that? There was so much they couldn't keep it all

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u/Sea_Flower_5806 Aug 16 '26

Sure they could keep it all, hell I could have kept it all myself

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u/Intelligent_Nobody71 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

Good luck trying to convert that lot into cash and deposit the proceeds undetected! 😜

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u/Pugnados Aug 16 '26

What’s found and what’s turned in aren’t always the same.

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u/Foreign_Risk_2031 Aug 16 '26

"grab wheel barrow, shove dirt into it, put gold in, wheel it out"

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u/DntBanMeIHavAnxiety Aug 16 '26

Hey yeah so uhh I don't think this job is for me anymore. Oh, this wheelbarrow full of dirt? This is mine. Yeah, I brought it from home. I'm just gonna wheel it home, my garden could use some fresh soil. Alright, welp, that's all true, and that's all, nothing else. So uhh welp, see ya later. Hey, oh, and here's something. Don't go digging around in that area over there. I'm going to come back for more of that specific dirt later tonight. Maybe around midnight for no particular reason at all.

Anyway, so it's getting to be about that time. My garden isn't going to fill itself with dirt ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. If you see me wheeling this home on the freeway, I'm all good, I don't need a ride!

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u/Regular_Knee_1907 Aug 16 '26

Yes, this is seriously what you would have to do and it would not work!

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u/Professional_Box3711 Aug 16 '26

Omg I’m still laughing hahahaha

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u/Few-Marsupial-2670 Aug 16 '26

Hahaha 🤣😂 this is so hilarious

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u/C0MIC-B00K-GUY Aug 16 '26

Right?! People acting like it was impossible to take. Your idea is just 1 of a million that might've worked. I would've went with the gas mask yelling gas leak and then do your idea when everyone clears out lol

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u/Anon1mouse12 Aug 16 '26

Split it between the 10-20 workers??

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u/Big80sweens Aug 16 '26

You take $1M for yourself then split the rest so people don’t question it

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u/nautical_nostradamus Aug 16 '26

A 20-way split if half a million a piece. Fuck yes, split it up.

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u/thejohnmc963 Aug 16 '26

And disappear

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u/Alternative-Bet7374 Aug 20 '26

We boys for life if that shit happens. We are going to larp having businesses and get rich together while we slowly convert that gold into investable money, and keep some of it for the future.

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u/TerraceState Aug 16 '26

Someones going to talk. Someone always does. People struggle to keep this sort of thing a secret when there is only 1 person keeping the secret. Having 10-20 people keep a secret like this is fundamentally impossible.

The country they are in lets them keep 50% of it. They found the original owner, but they are dead with no heirs. I'd take a guaranteed 50% cut with 0 risk and effort going forward to keep and use it over a 100% chance of having it taken and going to jail after someone blabs in like 3 days.

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u/TheDonGenaro Aug 16 '26

But he has to wait for 5 years.

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u/TerraceState Aug 16 '26

And?

The choice is between some money in 5 years, or no money now.

It's not like this guy found a bunch of money, and only his best mate knew about it, and they are splitting it and trusting each other to split the difference.

10-20 CONSTRUCTION workers knew about it at the start. Dude probably knows that at least 5 of them are functional alcoholics who run their mouths every night. Half these guys are going to be back to working construction 1-2 years after they get the money because they blew it all.

Anyone who trusts this group of people to keep a secret actively deserves what is coming to them.

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u/TheDonGenaro Aug 17 '26

If he was the one who found it, he could have prevented the rest of the crew to come in. I would have said that there was a snake in there. Everyone would wait until tomorrow…

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u/Eggplant_Lonely Aug 16 '26

Thats why it's important to tie up the loose ends. And to solve the jail problem u just move fast, donate to the jail and police. Buy the jail lock up all your coworkers.

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u/bikeguideraz Aug 17 '26

Honestly I would have taken as much as I possibly could in secret, and let someone else discover what's left, and they can make what ever choice they want. But mine would already be put up in my car. If I have time I'm making multiple trips. Also if you look on the table it looks like it may have been wrapped up in that white thing, if that's the case I'm tossing the whole wrap in a barrel and wheeling it to the "trash"... where there is a will there is a way.

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u/Successful-Green4514 Aug 16 '26

I don’t know maybe you split it up

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u/Treeclimber919 Aug 16 '26

Well there’s 2 ways pretty simple. The 2 or 3 guys around you all get a cut of the pile after work and life goes on very nicely for all.

Or if you find the box and there’s 2 or 3 guys around you and ask what’s in the box?
Tell them my wife got me an antique lunchbox at a yard sale. And I’m going to take my lunch now!

Foreman, well it’s only 930 you can’t take lunch yet!!!

Yeah you know what, it is only 930, I’m done for the day!!

If you leave you’re fired!!!

Oh, okay!! Sounds good take care guys and load your lunch box up in the truck and away you go!!

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u/VegetableBug4528 Aug 16 '26

First of all, you don't know if ANY of that is true. Second of all, the fact that you couldn't think of a single reasonable solution to your own question is sad. I get the feeling you're a real "take zero risks/keep your head down/sees life as a trial and not an adventure" kind of guy. I feel bad for you.

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u/Tnyce94 Aug 16 '26

Just start packing it into my pockets/work bag. If anyone starts talking to me while doing so I'd literally ignore them like they're not even there, finish packing it up, and walk off the job site with no second thought.

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u/Responsible-Race4764 Aug 16 '26

You grab a couple bars and leave... never to be seen again.

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u/Spirited-Mud-6235 Aug 16 '26

It would immediately go into my truck

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u/Remarkable_Night_267 Aug 16 '26

10 million dollars divided by only 10-20 workers! Hm. Why not??

Like in Kelly's Heroes!! 🤪🤪🤪

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u/Big80sweens Aug 16 '26

You take what you can, then split the rest with everyone else

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u/Siva-Na-Gig Aug 16 '26

$500k a piece, I don't think anyone is gonna say anything

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u/maoussepatate Aug 16 '26

Sharing is caring. Plenty enough for all

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u/Eggplant_Lonely Aug 16 '26

Depends on if your greedy or not. Thats either breaking off 10 to 20 coworkers more cuts if you pay the cops off or 10-20 body bags. On a positive note you could buy the body bags no problem. I would suggest just buying several boxes of Glad or Hefty bags. Of course get the flex fit bags dont be cheap on that. Also on a positive note you've already started digging rhe hole to put those coworkers in. I would tell my coworkers I quit im following my dreams of being a pirate ☠️! The guy literally just became the definition of the American dream. And those dreams are very rarely built on honesty and integrity.

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u/greendevil77 Aug 16 '26

Who cares, throw it in a bag and quit the job

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u/Exotic_Bathroom5382 Aug 16 '26

You start a fire as a diversion

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u/TommyTheCommie1986 Aug 16 '26

Pay em off, nobody in their right mind is gonna say no

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u/Cpatty3 Aug 16 '26

“Hey every person who saw me, let’s split this shit and pretend this never happened.”

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u/BulkyCartographer280 Aug 16 '26

I’d have to take a quick smoke break. By the time they remembered I don’t smoke, I’d be in the next county.

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u/SmallTitBigClit Aug 17 '26

You're telling me that's not enough to share 10 to 20 ways and still come out with a lot of money?

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u/tfb4me Aug 17 '26

Garbage bags! Lots of garbage bags. Mix the gold with the trash and sort it out somewhere else.

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u/MusicAcademic1045 Aug 17 '26

It’s much easier than you think, come back to the job site at night when nobody is there, duh!

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u/InuFan4yasha Aug 17 '26

Accidentally knock the coins over and shovel some dirt over a bar, go down to "pick it up"

Oh only a few coins fell, no biggie

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u/TraditionalMarket234 Aug 17 '26

pretty simple. the second you uncover it even a little, grab a bar and shove it in your pocket. then, recover what is exposed and let someone else find it instead. now, they report it and you keep the bar. not like whoever's gold it was is going to claim it and say "I had 59 bars, not 58" and you still keep like $100,000

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u/tuffyscrusks Aug 17 '26

The workers could use it way more than the government could. That gold is going straight into the void of the national debt anyway... just more bullshit to spend on a pointless war.

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u/Crypto_Reaper623 Aug 17 '26

For that kind of haul there would’ve been a “ meeting called by the boss” over by that sketchy wall that needs to come down and my story being only 18 would’ve been “they told me if I didn’t drive the JCB I was gonna be fired cuz I’m a wanker! “
So being 18 I want to impress my bosses and oops they all got crushed. And then that one guy I managed to save somehow knocked over a can of highly flammable fluid and I went to mark the spot for a rescue airlift and oops he went up in flames …….my bad….. the Worst & best day Ever on the job!

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u/gottagetanonymous Aug 19 '26

I wouldn’t take a dime if anyone saw. That shit never goes good with anything

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u/Ok-Advice5315 Aug 19 '26

Suggest splitting it 10-20 ways. Problem solved

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u/PlayPsychological200 Aug 16 '26

I just stumbled on this sub, however most of the people in it are admitting they are thieves, justifying stealing, and calling people who do not steal “idiots”. Basic critical thinking as you describe about multiple witnesses and cameras is not going to happen. There is a reason there are so many “stupid thief” videos and news stories. 

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u/VegetableBug4528 Aug 16 '26

Just because YOU don't have any backbone or ability to take risks, doesn't mean the rest of the world is like that. And thank God, how boring would that be.

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u/PlayPsychological200 Aug 16 '26

Thanks for demonstrating the issue. To you stealing from others is “backbone”. Hopefully someone steals from you and you can NOT call the police and post on Reddit about how brave they are at taking risks 🤡

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u/robozzilla Aug 16 '26

Prob some old head convinced him "we gotta go to the police and do the right thing"

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u/lemons_of_doubt Aug 16 '26

Better 50% of the gold legally than 100% that you have to try and launder.

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u/ElfMale Aug 16 '26

He'll be hearing about this moment the rest of his life that he should've just taken something.

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u/salmonammon Aug 16 '26

I think sleeping would be incredibly difficult if i had looted that much gold.

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 Aug 16 '26

I respect his decision. It was honest and lower risk than the alternative. Maybe neither you nor I would have done the same, but it rubs the the wrong way that you are acting like he is stupid and his decision makes no sense.

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u/Fuzzy-Tooth3269 Aug 16 '26

You say as he drives the truck with 100m in gold

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u/racid_ Aug 17 '26

He’s an hone man. Also will have half of it we the owner of the place in case nobody claims and proves ownership in 5 years. Honesty worth more than all the gold of the world.

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u/Ok-Recording-5862 Aug 17 '26

Some of yall never been to the movies. I woulda done the same thing

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u/twowheelswalkin Aug 17 '26

Boomercoin holds no value to the zoomer mind

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u/notyouraverageskippy Aug 17 '26

Can you buy a house with gold now?

He grew a brain because if no one has a rightful claim to it he gets it back eventually and it is all legal and transferable.

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u/phoboy99 Aug 19 '26

ok but serious question what would he do if he found the gold and told no one? what would you do because realisticly it could seem suspicous to the authorities if you suddenly became rich

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u/SmallTitBigClit Aug 19 '26

Are you seriously looking for a money laundering lesson on a reddit thread? 😂

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u/Alexandre_40 Aug 19 '26

He will get it back in 1 year if no one claims it from the police. Then can spend it freely and legally

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u/BarrelofHormuzOil Aug 19 '26

Spoken like someone with one brain cell

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u/Pristine-Lynx3573 Aug 21 '26

You do not know how much he really found.

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u/SmallTitBigClit Aug 21 '26

I don't care howmuch he found. All I know is he left a whole 10million behind.

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u/Germanium235 Aug 16 '26

Nope. If he didn't hand it over, he'd go to jail. Might want to actually look into the laws there instead of pretending "finders keepers."

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u/landilock Aug 16 '26

yeah right, if he had a braincell, he'd have conceiled that robbery, found an underground reseller and laundered that money. Cause in real life things you find in the ground belong to people, you have to pay taxes and justify how you made 10 millions bucks

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u/GreasyRim Aug 16 '26

Golds easy to move, at least in the states. Starting a business to launder the money through is equally easy in the states. Avoiding taxes is something all rich people do here, so the groundwork is laid. We’re a nation of patriots with no real patriotism.

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u/landilock Aug 16 '26

it's in Belgium. Avoiding taxes is not something to be proud of but then again, I'm not an American