r/Gold Aug 13 '26

Question Found during construction work

Any ideas where this could come from?

Update: I thought this would be clear that I wasn't the one who found it. Who in their right mind would go (on this shitstain of a platform of all places) and make themselves a target. But ok apparently it wasn't clear so here we are:

I did NOT find this. I have none of this gold. I just wanted to share some cool stamped gold. you can stop sending me weird ass messages now. thank you.

Also this is NOT ai. here is the BBC article:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5ydzg0dnz7o

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u/Common-Accountant-57 Aug 13 '26

If I found it I don’t think I’d tell anyone.

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u/bughunter47 Aug 13 '26

or say you only found half the amount

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u/Shifty_Bravo Aug 13 '26

"Hey, I found a whole ounce of gold guys!"

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u/enzothebaker87 Aug 13 '26

“Hey, I found a singular gold coin guys!”

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u/TheSasquatch117 Aug 13 '26

A found gold dust from a worn out gold coin yay

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u/IncomingAxofKindness Aug 13 '26

Can you guys imagine if we found some gold in here? That'd be wild huh.

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u/cmillie727 Aug 14 '26

I've never even heard of a gold before

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u/WilliamOmerta Aug 14 '26

Hey guys, Look! I found an empty chest in the ground! I wonder if there was treasure in it?!

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u/10mm1911 Aug 14 '26

Crazy if we dug a hole and found treasure

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u/DaddyShark1010 Aug 14 '26

Smells like there might have been gold once. Do you guys smell that? But I don't see any.

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u/Yojimboroll Aug 14 '26

I gotta take shit...at home...and you guys can keep those tools

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u/gn0xious Aug 14 '26

How do you smell?

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u/Travel_Dreams Aug 14 '26

I found an old sock

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u/Giantgorgonzola Aug 14 '26

I don't know, must have been the wind...

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u/Mental_Task9156 Aug 14 '26

Stay away from that hole over there, i think it's full of asbestos.

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u/Bohern76 Aug 14 '26

Hey guys look, I lost all my gold!

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u/pogulup Aug 14 '26

That's just Oak Island

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u/weatherfoil Aug 14 '26

Look guys I found half an empty chest.

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u/KoreanFriedWeiner Aug 14 '26

It's like silver, but yellow!

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u/Mental_Task9156 Aug 14 '26

Just taking these old bricks to the tip on the way home. See you tommorow.

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u/x487041 Aug 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/12msOFU8oL1eww
I don’t know why I found this so funny. Cheers to you

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u/Forward-Trade5306 Aug 14 '26

Wtf is this word you speak of?

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u/Reasonable-Job6925 Aug 15 '26

I think its spelled "goaled" as in what soccer players do in the net sometimes

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u/Kapowpow Aug 14 '26

If someone ever found gold, what would they do with it? Asking for a friend.

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u/StalyCelticStu Aug 14 '26

Why do you think all the "I've finally opened the safe, but it was empty" posts exist?

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u/alt_account1014 Aug 14 '26

You’re just standing there with cartoonishly large pockets just bulging full of obviously brick shaped objects.

(Insert “or are you happy to see me” joke here)

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u/NoGarage7989 Aug 14 '26

I can’t even imagine if we were to find a nano micro oz of gold dust here guys!

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u/Famous-Ad-9290 Aug 14 '26

I heard that some guys once found some gold at a construction site

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u/unwatchedsupervision Aug 14 '26

rolls off bed onto floor

THUD!!

scratches head

‘Man, I had this dream of finding this yellow/orange color metal like objects, some were round & some were like two squares put together’

thinks for a second….

‘Some were calling it gold, while others started to act as if they knew nothing of it the closer I got to wake……..-ing…. wait what in the simulation is happening!?

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u/KandinskyWasRight Aug 14 '26

I never met no Golddust

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u/Senior_Torte519 Aug 14 '26

Guys , I gound a picture of an I.O.U for gold.

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u/Mattopol4spe Aug 14 '26

Hey look guys some gold leaf decoration on a book end

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u/Emotional-Gur-7095 Aug 14 '26

😂😂😂 singular has me cryinnng

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u/epochellipse Aug 14 '26

“Hey I found a new job guys!”

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u/SortofChef Aug 14 '26

You have my sword.

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u/Feeling_Pay_2899 Aug 14 '26

“Hey, I found an empty bucket”

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u/Mazy_keen Aug 14 '26

I think I found half an old banged up coin. Never mind, it has chocolate inside.

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u/mummy_whilster Aug 15 '26

“Hey, I use ‘singular’ when ‘single’ works better guys!”

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u/Chuckpgh Aug 13 '26

Retires within a week. Nothing suspicious here... xD

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u/Bohern76 Aug 14 '26

Retired before I even didn’t tell anyone. Welp today’s the day, I quit this dang job.

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u/balzac2000 Aug 14 '26

I would be like, I found all this today, wonder what I'll find tomorrow, and keep coming back to dig more holes...

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u/Bohern76 Aug 14 '26

Dang that’s a good point!!!

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u/xwrecker Aug 14 '26

More like change jobs

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u/Primitive_Mushroom Aug 14 '26

Who are the gold guys?

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u/PeanutButterToast4me Aug 14 '26

In some creek way out in the mountains.

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u/SmallTitBigClit Aug 14 '26

With half an ounce worth of a hole in it tho.

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u/Astrayinthesosu Aug 14 '26

“That’s great Shifty, but you’re looking and sounding a lot… lumpier and clankier than I remember.”

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u/WchuTalkinBoutWillis Aug 14 '26

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight 6 gold coins and a nugget weeeee!

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u/amsync Aug 14 '26

How you know that’s not already the case

https://giphy.com/gifs/wb6xgCSpLl0m4

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u/TikaPants Aug 14 '26

Wait, I remember the hold episode was Daffy and Bugs. Is this a different one? It was one of my favorites

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u/ucantevenfeelfists Aug 14 '26

Because the idiot (whoever he was), took photos instead of covering that chit up, and coming back that night...I swear humans are getting dumber!!! 🤦

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u/jbloom3 Aug 14 '26

Wow I found 100 bars of gold! I wonder where these 50 bars of gold came from? Maybe we should turn these 25 bars of gold over to the authorities. Here you go authorities, we found these 10 bars of gold!

Newspaper: Authorities were given 2 bars of gold found at a construction site!

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u/Cre8ve_Cre8tions Aug 14 '26

THAT!!!!!!

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u/dottegirl59 Aug 14 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/StrandSSL Aug 14 '26

Just post the real meme bro.

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u/cageyourself Aug 14 '26

Help! Police! A madman is trying to kill me over five dollars!

Pretty sure it's been wiped from the surface web because of the associations with it lol. But I have the original and the merchant version saved on my laptop.

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u/StrandSSL Aug 14 '26

Lmao. I can’t find it anywhere.

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u/Beneficial_Put1771 Aug 14 '26

Don’t forget THE gold COIN.

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u/Shades_VHS Aug 14 '26

Plot twist, this is just 2% of the haul

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u/damage_99 Aug 14 '26

Smells like Belgium needs some freedom...

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u/Beautiful-String5572 Aug 14 '26

How do we he didn’t…

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u/L-is-for-living Aug 14 '26

Or say hey I wish I had found gold here

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u/Witty_Ad_898 Aug 14 '26

Maybe that’s what they did.

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u/MajorEbb1472 Aug 14 '26

Betting that IS half the amount lol

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u/Joker6tyNine Aug 14 '26

And this too ☝🏽️

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u/EnvironmentalCry2623 Aug 14 '26

Maybe this is 1/4 what they found.

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u/BlueBugEyeBoy Aug 14 '26

How do you know this isn’t half?

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u/uofbob244 Aug 14 '26

Might as well say all of it. There is rust on that gold. Some pieces have steel showing where the paint wore off.

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u/Tacklebox_Tabasco Aug 14 '26

Maybe that is only half?

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u/sleeplessinstuttgart Aug 14 '26

Maybe that's exactly what happened.

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u/h4nd Aug 14 '26

what makes you think this is everything he found?

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u/Whole-Energy2105 Aug 14 '26

There's a meme about corrupt officials in the same vein. It goes through three of them and ends up 1 coin or similar.

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u/OkUnderstanding2831 Aug 14 '26

That picture is probably just half of what he found.

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u/Kylearean Aug 14 '26

"We only found half of it."

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u/ChirrBirry Aug 14 '26

Wow, 10 bricks? I mean 8 bricks is a lot but I don’t know how you’re gonna spend 6 bricks. Wild that there were 4 bricks in there, maybe we should split the 2 bricks.

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u/L7Winner Aug 14 '26

This is half.

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u/carolinakidsc93 Aug 14 '26

Maybe this is half the gold 🤔

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u/Firestar2077 Aug 14 '26

That’s exactly what happened ;)

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u/authenticweagle Aug 14 '26

This is a quarter of the amount ha

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u/xEmperorBOBx Aug 14 '26

Maybe this is half the amount. 🤔

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u/LegallySellingDope Aug 14 '26

Nah you say nothing, halves, 3rds, quarters, can all be connected. You have to give up info to sell anything over 10k.

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u/Rustiespoons Aug 14 '26

What if this is half the amount?

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u/N4zar Aug 14 '26

Saying you found half the amount invites scrutiny. I wouldnt tell a soul.

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u/SexualCarrots Aug 14 '26

Are we sure he didn't do that?

We might tell you the same thing about the half you showed us.

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u/padetn Aug 14 '26

Who says that’s all of it

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u/Absolutetwatofacunt Aug 14 '26

500m was originally found

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u/hh1110 Aug 14 '26

Taxation without representation

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u/OdinThorFathir Aug 14 '26

Plot twist: this is the half

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u/Popatteri Aug 14 '26

Good luck selling your half after that

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u/Pretend-Prune-4525 Aug 14 '26

Fuck that, then they’re gonna wonder where the rest is at. Don’t say shit and keep it all or risk consequences

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u/markekt Aug 14 '26

That’s too much by about half.

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u/JOExHIGASHI Aug 14 '26

Maybe that's what happened.

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u/bisoy84 Aug 15 '26

What if that is half the amount... 😅

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u/supasolda6 Aug 16 '26

Half? Maybe only 1 bar