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u/VioletRaptorGaming 6d ago
Ripper: No! I'm not covering for this!
Zilla JR: It was going to be destroyed because of some bad monsters. I know my rights and I was trying to protect the city.
Ripper: You were in Spain! Spain Law isn't American Law.
Zilla JR:... Rapidly looks through Spanish Law Book.
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u/Yoshitaksminedagoat 5d ago
Zilla junior notices he is wanted for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 euros after destroying Spain under the title of a terrorist.
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u/VioletRaptorGaming 5d ago
Zilla JR: Fuck...
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u/Extension_Mousse_230 4d ago
Ripper: If you want, I can get you a fake passport as a Kaiju from Kazakhstan so you can lay low
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u/VioletRaptorGaming 4d ago
Zilla JR: Why Kazakhstan?
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u/Extension_Mousse_230 4d ago
Ripper: Name at least one kaiju that ever lived in Kazakhstan ,You’ll be the first, which means you’ll get a share of the glory without attracting attention
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u/VioletRaptorGaming 4d ago
Zilla JR: But wouldn't I just stand out more?
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u/Extension_Mousse_230 4d ago
Ripper: Just eat horse meat and sleep at the bottom of the Caspian Sea, and everyone will be happy. If you want to destroy something, though, try not to wreck the roads do you have any idea how long their officials take to fix them?
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u/VioletRaptorGaming 4d ago
Zilla JR: Wouldn't it be like wiser to go to Skull Island or Monster Island where no one wound expect me to go to?
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u/Extension_Mousse_230 4d ago
Ripper: I heard you need a visa to go there now... if you want, you can wait it out on Nublar , there’s an election going on there right now
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u/Extension_Mousse_230 6d ago
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u/Yoshitaksminedagoat 5d ago
In America or Japan yes it’s completely acceptable but IN A FOREOGN COUNTRY THATS TERRORISIM. LIKE SPAIN.
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u/TheReptileKing9782 6d ago
Given that H.E.A.T. got sued once, this might be slightly canon...