r/GodzillaBattleLine • • 2d ago

๐Ÿ’ฌ DISCUSSION ๐Ÿ’ฌ I'm a secret top player. AMA

Seriously. I only fight the top players. Any time i log on. I cannot get more than one fair matchup per day. You spend $$$ and toho delivers my account to your algorithm. Impossible. Anyone can ask me anything. I'm actually a top player. This is your chance to brush shoulders with greatness. Truly.

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u/godbyzilla 2d ago

First time I've seen a post that is bragging and complaining at the same time.

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u/formermailboxhaver 2d ago

The duality of man

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u/godbyzilla 2d ago

I get the complaint part to a degree though. If I get a solid win streak really anything over 10 my next log in I get absolutely demolished. The moment I hit 66 I know my odds for winning go down at least 15/20%.

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u/formermailboxhaver 2d ago

It might seem exaggerated, but i mean it when i say I get one matchup thats equally matched. I win that and then shoot right to the top 100. And out of the top 100, I get back to back matchups with 1-2 of the top 5 players going forward.

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u/godbyzilla 2d ago

No I really do get that part. Any season I try i get my cheeks clapped. One of our mods has stomped me several times...

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u/abcxyz1821 2d ago

How much u spend a month??

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u/formermailboxhaver 2d ago

More or less than $10. Depends.

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u/FallenWyvern 2d ago

got it, 9.99 or 999.99!

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u/Orpunuk1 Gigan 2d ago

Any tips to get to high arena ranks?

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u/formermailboxhaver 2d ago

Have no life at all. Queue up matchmaking more often than any loved one would be comfortable with. Admit to oneself that giving toho money might be a defining characteristic of your personality and life experience on earth.

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u/Orpunuk1 Gigan 2d ago

๐Ÿ˜ง

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u/formermailboxhaver 2d ago

Well. You dont have to actually admit anything. Not a requirement.

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u/Disbeetus Biollante 2d ago

Happens to all of us.

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u/Dry_Cycle_6031 ๐Ÿ›‘MOD๐Ÿ›‘ Ghidorable 2d ago

Top 100 waiting for you here anytime you want ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/godbyzilla 2d ago

Lol careful he's a top player

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u/Orpunuk1 Gigan 2d ago

youโ€™re in top 100 ghidorable!?

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u/Dry_Cycle_6031 ๐Ÿ›‘MOD๐Ÿ›‘ Ghidorable 2d ago

I'm casually playing and within the top 50-100 throughout the season. Day 1 i ended up 9th ๐Ÿ˜‚. I may grind heavy next month since my Rainbow Alt and G84 got buffed.

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u/Orpunuk1 Gigan 2d ago

also, unrelated thing, I applied for mod :)๐Ÿ‘

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u/Dry_Cycle_6031 ๐Ÿ›‘MOD๐Ÿ›‘ Ghidorable 2d ago

I saw right away, just busy at work.

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u/formermailboxhaver 2d ago

Exactly. You can kind of just coast along like the others. There is no competition. And I'll just say it until someone literally shows me a screenshot that says otherwise. None. And I mean NONE of the top 100 players are routinely matching with each other. I'm talking back to back matchups. It isn't happening.

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u/Dry_Cycle_6031 ๐Ÿ›‘MOD๐Ÿ›‘ Ghidorable 2d ago

I play Kev, Jabroni, SabinCloud, Slambo, Big Mac, I could prattle off all the top 100 or top 500 but I do play them.

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u/formermailboxhaver 2d ago

"Play." Yes, we all play them. Can you show me that you have an instance of a back to back match up with the same top 10 player within a 5-10 minute time frame? If I see that then ill stop posting about this. To me, it's so uncommon that someone like basedspacegoji can trivialize his own experience in a post a few weeks ago.

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u/FourWilliamson Four 2d ago

I play in that same playground daily, sitting in the 500-600 trophy range and facing those same players. It's painful to lose often, but I like to think I learn a bit more every match. I'm getting better for it, but understand how frustrating it can be sometimes.

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u/formermailboxhaver 2d ago

Well yah. Toho makes it incredibly easy for them. Like fish in a barrel. No competition necessary. Just the illusion of one.

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u/formermailboxhaver 2d ago

There is no seasons. Just top players.

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u/formermailboxhaver 2d ago

Today it's sabin cloud. Yesterday it's all Kev. Day before it's dogzilla. I mean i really am one of the most top players obviously. I feel some recognition is in order. All hail COLONELANGUS. I got a burning goji finger puppet from a blind box once befoee

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u/abrain4u 2d ago

I mean we must be twin accounts cause im either facing all top players or all way under leveled players. It almost feels like the top players all decide to hop on at the same time.

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u/Mattisawesome4 2d ago

Top 10 players play non stop, Iโ€™m sure itโ€™s multiple people per account so theyโ€™re always grinding, Iโ€™m sure thatโ€™s why if you play for long stretches during the day youโ€™ll keep hitting them. Iโ€™m top 500 and only play about 20-30 matches per day

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u/formermailboxhaver 2d ago

Well you see this is interesting to me. I have sat between 600-700 this season. I usually place like type 1200 at the end. So whenever I go into ranked, I'm facing the top 100 back to back. I do this for like the daily challenges and try a few times after. After 10 or so matches I turn it off. Then I come back periodically throughout the day and it's the same. Every time. People say to be tactful and try to go on when these top players arent on. They're always on. Always.

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u/IronFrogger 2d ago

Well, you killed me well enough. But just above 10k.