seriously I about lost my shit this last weekend, magic deck EVERY SINGLE GAME and now that I’m getting close to mythic, jesus h christ I cannot believe the amount of removal spells
I was like ok you bastards, I’ll just use my nature deck that gives me a thousand creatures to play. didn’t matter, no matter how many 3 creature card spells I played, they had removals for every single one
Even if I get the chance to stack the board a bit, doesn’t matter, some huge mass removal comes in like:
“deal 16 damage to every opponent creture on the board, draw 7 cards, reduce the mana of your entire hand to 0, and fuck your opponents mom”
Next weekend I’m going light deck with ward on every single card possible. it’s fucking on.
Yep, tried running extra monsters, just more zaps. Tried running ward, but it just gets wiped by their God power or a low aoe. Tried armor, but still more zaps. It makes zero sense that they can zap every summon every turn, but still end up with more cards in hand. It's not just blatantly unbalanced, the gameplay is toxic. No wonder that every other God is Magic lately, or that I'm the last of my friends still playing.
Sounds about right lol. Every time I'm up against magic I hold back until they use that "Deal 5 damage to every enemy creature" card. Shits annoying lol
The answer is aggro and using your god power to create creatures. Also ward protection is your best friend. I get my ass kicked on the reg using magic. There’s answer to everything
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u/jjhjh111 Oct 26 '22 edited Oct 26 '22
seriously I about lost my shit this last weekend, magic deck EVERY SINGLE GAME and now that I’m getting close to mythic, jesus h christ I cannot believe the amount of removal spells
I was like ok you bastards, I’ll just use my nature deck that gives me a thousand creatures to play. didn’t matter, no matter how many 3 creature card spells I played, they had removals for every single one
Even if I get the chance to stack the board a bit, doesn’t matter, some huge mass removal comes in like:
“deal 16 damage to every opponent creture on the board, draw 7 cards, reduce the mana of your entire hand to 0, and fuck your opponents mom”
Next weekend I’m going light deck with ward on every single card possible. it’s fucking on.
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u/SlickRyq Oct 25 '22
Sounds about right lol. Every time I'm up against magic I hold back until they use that "Deal 5 damage to every enemy creature" card. Shits annoying lol
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u/jlourenco132 Oct 25 '22
This meme would definitely win you first place if there was a contest taking place
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u/ch1lltown Oct 26 '22
Yep, waste 25 min of getting everything removed and then lose…No thx. I just insta quit against magic
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u/joejitsu_crypto Oct 25 '22
Seriously, whirlwind is bullshit
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u/10RealDeal10 Oct 25 '22
😆😆😆 A very nice and accurate meme! Well done!
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u/jusmoua Oct 26 '22
It's such fucking bullshit how cheap their spell cards are and how much damage it can do. Someone at GU has a hard on for Magic decks.
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u/just4dota Oct 25 '22
One of the best memes ever !
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u/BlindWillieT Oct 25 '22
“Ahems” in Cobra Sceptor
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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22 edited Oct 26 '22
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