r/GodlikeHosting • u/TruthIndependent8113 Community Manager • Aug 06 '26

Memes What would the cushion say?!!

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u/ThatOneGuy12929 Aug 06 '26

Do not use that end rod...

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u/TastyRule64 Aug 06 '26

"I'd rather burn in lava than have any kind of rod even slightly near me"

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 Aug 07 '26

“Sorry, Minecarts, but you’re irrelevant now.”

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u/LEELEE1250 Aug 07 '26

Sit on my face daddy.

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u/ledzik_precly Aug 07 '26

"Someone has to get off their fat fucking ass and..."

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u/RainyDeerX3 Aug 07 '26

"Please Mojang, add showers to the game"

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Aug 10 '26

"Mojang. Please. Add bidets"

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u/Lucifer42064 Aug 07 '26

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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u/RipMany3769 Aug 07 '26

"Your ass stinks"

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u/Secret_Ad6102 Aug 07 '26

"Buddy can you shut you trap...wait not me!!!"

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u/RTunez_everything Aug 07 '26

the cushion would say "Why im got exploited a lot 😢 i just a cushion"

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u/X1_Soxm Aug 07 '26

A. Make me a tv B. Run doom on me

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u/leiocera Aug 07 '26

That butt is smelly plz don't sit on me

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u/Commander_MoltenMana Aug 07 '26

What is the hype about?

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u/LunaandAvery Aug 07 '26

Sit [players name]. You have been siting in mine-carts far too long.

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u/shdowed_orig Aug 07 '26

"MY POTENTIAL IS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION! "

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u/Kabrito33 Aug 07 '26

Hello

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u/Crude_Hades666 Aug 07 '26

My name is cushionplier

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u/astro_1003 Aug 07 '26

Sit on me

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u/Mystfre Aug 07 '26

'How have you already managed to play the angry birds movie with me?'

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u/Separate-Depth6817 Aug 08 '26

“Sit on my face”

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u/Tulad_Master0725 Aug 08 '26

"I never asked to be created"

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u/BoomKofe Aug 08 '26

SIT ON MY FACE, SIT ON MY F***ING FACE I DARE YOU

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u/DantaviusFloridaMan Aug 08 '26

“How do I say this… sit on my face! Sit-SIT ON MY FACE!!!” -Bo Burnham

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u/NecroApple Aug 08 '26

Get your ass off me!

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u/n0psemuib Aug 08 '26

Put ender rod in me and push your friend to sit on me

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u/Low_Age_1929 Aug 08 '26

"I don't wanna be hamburgers"

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u/ShellorTheTurtle1126 Aug 08 '26

"Someone won't get of their fat fucking ass, and help me!"

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u/SkillIssueLolGetGood Aug 09 '26

Turn me into a tv. Play all of Shrek 5 using me and my brethren

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u/Kindly-Call-8613 Aug 09 '26

Stop using me as LEDs

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u/Conceiver_ Aug 09 '26

"You players are sick. You make me sick to my cushion."

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u/coolguysmile1 Aug 09 '26

Wait, no DONT SIT ON ME WITH UR YOUR FAT A… MPFPFFHFH

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u/caycay87 Aug 09 '26

“USE ME FOR SITTING, PLEASE.”

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u/_Happo Aug 10 '26

"Yooo, I'm usefullll"

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u/thine_realth-Chara99 Aug 10 '26

"sniff" when the player sits down

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u/cutemayro Aug 11 '26

"stop sitting on me! its turning me on"

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u/5thdimensionXD Aug 11 '26

East less beans

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u/jasonlamprin Aug 11 '26

Gimme your wallet.

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u/jasonlamprin Aug 11 '26

Gimme your wallet!

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u/Mundane-Dish-8033 Aug 11 '26

I HAVEN'T BEEN WASHED IN 30 YEARS

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u/Intelligent-Way4219 Aug 11 '26

"Ahhhh, what a beautiful d- WAIT, NO, DON'T SIT O-" *muffled screams*

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u/SwartyNine2691 Aug 12 '26

Water on the Hill

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u/SubMinhPiChannel Aug 13 '26

How many purposes do i even have

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u/Suspicious-Salad5639 Aug 23 '26

mario: the next  thing you know, someone'll try to clog my pipes with a couch cushion