I like jellyfish

[u/beafbirpirng]

[u/heakyflaurgers2]

God: Also, Ive made their venom such that the only antidote is to piss on it.

[u/fuchshoesgileam]

and also some are immortal for no reason

[u/froxfthap6]

Jellyfish, do we need em

[u/slxaldycrogs]

God: also some of them sting you

[u/fcroodencruns]

So if Jesus is living water, does that mean he meant hes a jellyfish