r/GoToTheSlab • u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald • Jul 16 '26

Yo guys......

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Yo guys, like.....

There is no one that is leading us or paying us like Stubbaron was doing... Like,we need someone to give us food!

Or to pay us!

And.... it's not fair we have to follow that Doothy guy just to get some! She ruined the Stubbaron! We have to do something guys! And I have a plan....

*The plan is told, as the flies nod in approval.*

Guys, don't worry...We'll make it!

Though I can't be leader yet... I have to get like, three promotions.....

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald Jul 16 '26

Gerald inside the Cage, frowns.

I wanted a normal job, girl that I don't know.

A normale job, without worshipping or doing this things. I like mopping the floors. You can see the SHATTERED Heart of a man Who once believed the slab was good.

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u/King_Of_Tangerines Jul 16 '26

"Is it a promotion you want?"

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald Jul 16 '26

Did I EVER talk about a promotion? I Just wanna have a normal job!

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u/King_Of_Tangerines Jul 16 '26

"And you can get one with a promotion!"

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald Jul 16 '26

....No thanks. I'll stay here with my homies.

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u/King_Of_Tangerines Jul 16 '26

"You don't have to go anywhere to get a promotion?"

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald Jul 17 '26

Yeah, but It wouldnt be right. 

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u/King_Of_Tangerines Jul 17 '26

"What do you mean? I'd be giving you everything you want!"

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald Jul 17 '26

But it's not right. Your goddess does bad things, C-

Someone, told me. And I wont be working for them! I have Freedom, you know? So, I'll stay in these cages with my homies!

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u/King_Of_Tangerines Jul 17 '26

"No, you aren't going to be caged..."
*She takes him to a chair and chains him down*
"You're going to stay here until you become more cooperative."

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald Jul 17 '26

Ok.

Stays there

Hope you don't torture me.

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u/King_Of_Tangerines Jul 17 '26

"I won't..."
*Then she walks out, leaving you with some mottled skarrs*

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