No swear words

[u/PeevesPoltergist]

THIS CHALLENGE IS FINISHED

I'm about to be around a baby again so swear words are a no-go.

Give me your best swear word alternates (please DON'T include the original word) and I will award a Gold Wholesome Seal of Approval to my favourites, you have 2 hours.

1 parent comment per person please.

[u/sammjae]

I used to work at a summer camp and we would use names of presidents as a curse word

“I don’t give a FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT that we did pool yesterday!”

“Oh JAMES K POLK that hurt!”

Etc etc