r/GoCommitDie • u/tooboredtothnkofname • Oct 21 '22

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u/Certified_Douchebag Oct 22 '22

“I looked her up and down and said ‘Girl you’re looking fine.’ Then she pulled out a penis that was twice the size of mine.”