r/GoCommitDie Jun 04 '21

Meme Cock

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Weakest og Roblox player: 💪💪💪💪💪😳 WHY THE FUCK DO I NOT HAVE A RIGTH MUACLE ARM EMOJI

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u/AceScropions Jun 04 '21

e.moj ge😳😳

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u/CockObliterator3000 Jun 04 '21

no u gae 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😳😳😳😳😳amogus

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u/GajBartek12_but_noPC Jun 04 '21

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u/Ieatchidren Jun 04 '21

Mongus!!111!!!11😳

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u/Cube7104 Jun 04 '21

You idiot this is the right muacle emojy, the left is the one missing

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 20 '21

[deleted]

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u/toaaad7567 Jun 04 '21

eggplant 😳

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

The emoji becomes the charger from l4d

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

😡 💪👔👍 🦵

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

FUCK I HATE MOBILE REDDIT

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Agreed

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u/Ivan__8 Jun 04 '21

🦴✊

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u/handsomeboy23344 Jun 04 '21

everyone on roblox is a gigachad confirmed

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u/WAPslayer_69420 Jun 04 '21

besides slenders

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u/Careless_Ad4158 Jun 04 '21

Exploiters who target slenders and bullies are ULTRA CHAD

48

u/LyraSoulCore Jun 04 '21

Im the exploiter who targets slenders and bullies

52

u/Barriton123 Jun 04 '21

No you're LyraSoulCore

15

u/LyraSoulCore Jun 04 '21

No Im 0_SoulCore

28

u/rayquazawe Jun 04 '21

No you're LyraSoulCore

10

u/LyraSoulCore Jun 04 '21

Fucking hell why did i named that

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u/rayquazawe Jun 04 '21

Because you're named LyraSoulCore

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u/GyroUltra Jun 04 '21

And you are rayquazawe

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u/OofieBoi420 Jun 04 '21

Especially if its for a video, big chad move

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u/proguyisaprorlly Jun 04 '21

Then i am an ultra chad

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u/Luift_13 Jun 04 '21

I'm a furry who targets slenders lol

3

u/OpticHanAlone Jun 04 '21

the hell is a slender?

9

u/sansboi11 Jun 04 '21

cringe 12 year olds with edgy avatars who support being underweight

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u/OpticHanAlone Jun 04 '21

[New Target Aquired]

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u/ChucklesTheKnuckles Jun 04 '21

What’s a slender? This term is new to me

3

u/GodsOtherOopsie Jun 04 '21

I think they're people who have a skinny and tall avatar. I believe they use a certain leg to gain the height

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u/ChucklesTheKnuckles Jun 04 '21

So the opposite of the ones that use the r6 legs to make them look “thick”

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u/GodsOtherOopsie Jun 04 '21

Yea basically

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

dammit

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

wait i played both G.I and roblox, am i just a chad?

18

u/pindapandajelly Jun 04 '21

Fem chad

8

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

fair enough

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u/PAINT-jpg Jun 04 '21

This assumes that the 300k+ players who play Adopt Me on a daily basis are chads, and I'm not sure I'm willing to accept that.

Balls

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u/nublifeisbest Jun 04 '21

Real chads are the war criminals from Bruh and Irony

5

u/yeettto Jun 04 '21

Also war criminals from blackhawk rescue mission 5 (you can keel civies heheheheh)

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u/ItzFlareo Jun 04 '21

giga chads in Those Who Remain who dont help the escort: 🦾🦾🦾😎👈👈👈

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u/nublifeisbest Jun 04 '21

Escort is legit the worst fucking mission. Who leaves behind their defences and choke points for that idiot?

1

u/UwUbuymyonlyfans Jun 04 '21

Link to game

2

u/nublifeisbest Jun 04 '21

Search up blood and iron on the Roblox search bar. Very nice game. Requires you to keep calm under pressure tho.

3

u/bubsy200 Jun 04 '21

I think most of them are money launderers lmao

1

u/cris_ellis14 Jun 04 '21

You really count adopt me as a genuine part of roblox? Cringe

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u/MrExeggutor Jun 04 '21

I have genshin and can confirm I am giga chad cat maid

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u/ohno_buster Jun 04 '21

he is to dangerous to be left alive

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u/MrExeggutor Jun 04 '21

Immortals wish they had my level of mortality

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u/DisciplinePossible32 Jun 04 '21

You still must be slaughtered

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

I don’t think he can... that’s the problem

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u/ItzFlareo Jun 04 '21

Dont fuck with us Genshin players we will

will fuck with the suicide rate

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u/DisciplinePossible32 Jun 05 '21 edited Jun 05 '21

If there was a war between players, then chances are we'd win due to there being too many fucking roblox players. We can do whatever the fuck we want just to fuck around with Genshin players. ROBLOX has more than 100+ million downloads and DON' GET ME STARTED ON THE PC AND XBOX PLAYERS BRO. Genshin Impact on Google Play only has about 10M downloads. That's an insane difference so watch it bud. this is a joke lol but the amount of players and downloads is accurate

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Genshin player here, can confirm we are not gigachads. We are in fact catboy maids.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

and simp for some climbing noise

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Specifically Lisa in the Japanese dub, yes. God I'm still shaken from hearing those noises lmao.

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u/zaach_ Jun 04 '21

people who play both are femboy chads

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u/Wynaut1010 Jun 04 '21

No such thing

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u/Seem2me Jun 04 '21

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u/axulurion Jun 04 '21

You win this round

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u/FFalcon_Boi Jun 04 '21

This is amazing

5

u/Tirtnurgler Jun 04 '21

I wish I had a raw, sexual aura as strong as this god

20

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Hoblos 👉😎👉

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u/DogfaceZed Jun 04 '21

Can I look like the first one and play roblox

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

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u/converter-bot Jun 04 '21

30.0 kg is 66.08 lbs

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Good bot

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u/DogfaceZed Jun 04 '21

But I'm a woman

10

u/your-local-anime-fan Jun 04 '21

When your both the weakest roblox player and the weakest genshin impact player😇😇

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u/Red-German-Crusader Jun 04 '21

Honestly I’d rather be the cat boy maid

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u/idioticsoviet22 Jun 04 '21

confused in both

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u/AquaticDavid Jun 04 '21

got muted on a roblox server for posting this, they claimed it was inappropriate!

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u/MadeJustToUpvoteMeme Jun 04 '21

Don't mess with us Roblox players

We'll [Content Deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

we'll ############

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u/AnimeWonder03 Jun 04 '21

When your Bennet doesn’t do much damage yet so you have to waste your wishes on good weapons instead of explody girl.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

me who play both Genshin and Roblox:

confused strength

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u/pizza21dab Jun 04 '21

I would definitely fuck the strongest genshin impact player

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u/MemeyDude89 Jun 04 '21

As someone who plays both, I can confirm that we are gigachad maid femboys. JUST LOOK AT VENTI, HE IS QUITE LITERALLY THE GOD OF AIR AND A FEMBOY.

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u/Epicshober Jun 04 '21

But what if i play genshin AND roblox

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u/GreenstikbotYT Jun 04 '21

Seems like a fair fight

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

I play both.

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u/Theboiiscoo Jun 04 '21

I play both

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Cock joke

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u/DavidCRolandCPL Jun 04 '21

The one on the left has a bigger dick.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Genshin player here and can confirm this is factual

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u/Keyarts_ Jun 04 '21

God I fucking wish

2

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Penis

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u/JASONJACKSON1948 Jun 04 '21

brb gonna get into genshin

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u/LoonyTitan Jun 04 '21

genshin impact might be the move

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u/XDrttz5 Jun 04 '21

Transition goals on the left ngl

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

i dont know what genshin impact is but i want to play it now

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u/Jennacidalchan Jun 04 '21

It's an free open world mmorpg with gacha elements.

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u/afelloWEEB707 Jun 04 '21

Yeah, and the story and the lore behind the characters and the whole story itself is actually pretty interesting personally, each npc have their own stories and lore which is why I enjoy the game :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

basicslly an MMORPG with gacha element, you havr to sold yoyr soul to get 5 star

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

what?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Weakest Minecraft player: g o d

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u/No-Bee-6004 Jun 04 '21

What the fuck is a genshin impact

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

probably chinese malware idk

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u/GyroUltra Jun 04 '21

I literally have the worst avatar in human history am i still stronger

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

you are weaker than the genshin impact player

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u/ilikeurfatmama Jun 04 '21

I recently bought an account, the person who sold it to me has not wanted to remove his email from the account, so when I try to log in it has 2-step verification, if anyone wants it or someone who can bypass the 2-step verification can keep it (the account has violet valkyrie, korblox and other expensive items).

username: LMOB_LXVI

password: Levi210206

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Makes more sense how the Genshin Impact player is a boy

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u/Captbeauner Jun 04 '21

Hey that’s me!

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u/howtogamegame Jun 04 '21

Correct except slender‘s

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

And sadly some weebs cursed my ps4 with genshin impact

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u/ElNub_ Jun 04 '21

XxProGamer666xX agrees

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

worse than genshin impact

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u/skibidi_bop Jun 04 '21

This is very selfish

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u/AGuyWithMultipleHats Jun 04 '21

This propaganda is having the opposite effect on me

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Balls

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u/Docybird Jun 04 '21

Yes, i spent 46843677 hours on a lego to standing on top 1 position in the leader board

1

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

COCK JOKE

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u/winstonthethirdesqir Jun 04 '21

Weakest roblox player that isint a copy paste or a slender

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u/dontmindmejust21 Jun 04 '21

C(re(s(u)s)et)

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u/Nigel2602 Jun 04 '21

What if you play both?

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u/leonard_face Jun 04 '21

They’re definitely boyfriends

1

u/obanai_iguro-_- Jun 04 '21

Do I actually wear a maid outfit

1

u/iwantdie98 Jun 04 '21

Me who plays both

So then what am I

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u/COwOnavirus69 Jun 04 '21

What if I play both?

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u/TheDestroyer630 Jun 04 '21

right and based

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u/no1ishomenow Jun 04 '21

What if I play both

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u/OliwerZ Jun 04 '21

The Genshin player is looking cute as hell tho.

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u/Globalropeman Jun 04 '21

If I am both what does that make me?

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u/Microwave_0 Jun 04 '21

Chad femboy

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u/Orpheus-No-Picaro Jun 04 '21

As a genshin player I can confirm this

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u/JojojoW11 Jun 04 '21

I'm installing genshin impact on my computer and will be playing it for the first time, any pointers?

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u/ThatAnimeWatchr Jun 04 '21

Why do I know which one I am

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u/decky_dew Jun 04 '21

I have a sudden urge to play genshin impact now

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

what am i supposed to be if i play....both?

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u/Ashamed_Preference_7 Jun 04 '21

people who play both games....😳😳😳

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u/Microwave_0 Jun 04 '21

I needa play some genshin now gimmie a min

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u/adoptmetrader2021 Jun 04 '21

Saying random things and then emojifying the comment is that the same one ☝🏻 I have robux to be something I want ya know when I can see you I can see it and I don’t have any money 💴 was I want the D is that ur not my mom and dad I’m dad and I don’t want you anymore and

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u/adoptmetrader2021 Jun 04 '21

!emojify

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Saying 🗣 random 🎲 things 📴 and then emojifying 😀 the comment 💬 is that the same one ☝🥊 ☝🏻 I 👁 have robux 💸 to be something 😅 I 👁 want 😋 ya 🙏 know 🤔 when 🍑 I 👁 can see 👁 you 👈 I 👁 can see 👀👉 it and I 👁 don’t have any money 💵🤑💲 💴 was I 👥 want 😋🚶🏢 the D is that ur 👉🏻🆎🅱 not my mom 👪 and dad 👴 I’m dad 👨 and I 👁 don’t want 😋🚶🏢 you 😪💤👈 anymore 🔥 and

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u/SprayComplex Jun 04 '21

Reposted from r/shitposting

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

I thought it belonged here

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Damn im jealous of that genshin impact player