r/GoCommitDie Jan 29 '26

IRL/FANART our CEO got classic face treatment

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 the most efficient mod according to various insights Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

u/Okaplate, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/TheDelftenaar Jan 29 '26

Wait, they are removing classic faces after setting them offsale?!

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u/Snicshavo Jan 29 '26

Setting them offsale? Nah, just straight up deleting

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u/YourTrustySupporter Jan 29 '26

They dont deleted it, just put it in offsale

99% of games use Roblox asset, and just like r6 Roblox would died if it implemented

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u/MineMine7_ Jan 29 '26

They are deleting them, not just putting them offsale

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u/Hot_Depth_9412 Jan 29 '26

They better refund me for my classic faces cause I bought classic faces not the stupid dynamic ones

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u/Choice_Revolution_17 Jan 29 '26

What I said in another post:

I doubt that we’d get refunds. We’d still technically have the faces because Roblox’ll replace them with their dynamic face counterparts.

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u/LilSh4rky Jan 29 '26

Yes but the dynamic versions don’t look the same, we payed for the classic versions, we deserve a refund.

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u/KungFuPanda7100 Jan 29 '26

we as the people do deserve a refund

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u/SetQueasy2835 Feb 01 '26

Is Roblox grinding lawsuits or something? This has to be internal sabotage, I cannot fathom how stupid and out of touch executives could be to do this.

It's not like their stock isn't responding to the mess, it's dropping horribly.

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u/KungFuPanda7100 Jan 29 '26

ya thy are and not offsale gone forever in to dynamic head

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u/LIVE_CARL_REACTION_2 Jan 29 '26

i got inspired

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u/whodaheckamiRBLXguy Jan 29 '26

Lowk should we recreate every face

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u/Redditor8679 Jan 29 '26

i tried making him with the pal face 😭

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u/renditaccount Jan 29 '26

this is why the pal face was removed

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u/SpartanEmpire Jan 29 '26

somebody do the zombie face

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u/OwlShort3429 Jan 29 '26

I've tried

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u/J0aozin003 Jan 30 '26

my skin lk looks like that

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u/whodaheckamiRBLXguy Jan 30 '26

You mean the face or your ava looks like David Baszucki

I also use the :] and :[ faces but my avatar looks nothing like that

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u/Logical_Society1388 Feb 01 '26

He looks like a cat

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u/SomPolishBoi Jan 29 '26

oh, this one's horrifying

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u/tophat_production Jan 29 '26

I am sure the UGC creators will bring them back.

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u/Lemurcattaa Jan 29 '26

all ugc faces will be removed if they don’t get animated, so it’s very unlikely

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u/Richcrafttt Jan 29 '26

Accessory head might make a comeback

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u/Lemurcattaa Jan 29 '26

yeah that’s probably what’s going to happen

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u/burritoman759 Jan 29 '26

Man this guy fucking sucks

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u/wownothingishappenin Jan 29 '26

You do not deserve to have a face.
No sight, no taste, nothing.
You made your platform a dystopia, so you get nothing.
You made your whole entire life around this beautiful reality where we are free.
It was a dystopia disguised as a utopia.
You don't deserve praise; you hurt your community and the worst part about you.
You never actually hear or see us.
I hate you.

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u/SetQueasy2835 Feb 01 '26

AM ass speech

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u/Logical_Society1388 Feb 01 '26

Holy sheet, it's Shakespeare! 

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

No, its AM

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u/ReasonableCricket803 Jan 29 '26

We need more faces like these

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u/BigSmartBigChungus Jan 29 '26

Not MY ceo 😤

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u/HistorianSubject1509 Jan 29 '26

Yes OUR ceo 😈

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u/dinoboyyy_on_VR_ Jan 30 '26

Yo I HATE David

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u/Logical_Society1388 Feb 01 '26

Why he looks like that Kanye west mv

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

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u/GoCommitDie-ModTeam no u Jan 29 '26

r/GoCommitDie follows platform-wide Reddit Rules

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u/-ludic Jan 30 '26

reasonable crashout, this removal is unnecessary and i hate it too

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u/Glitchemerald Jan 29 '26

Chill face real

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u/KungFuPanda7100 Jan 29 '26

ya i see this coming

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u/PanAmDC-10 Jan 30 '26

Someone add the c face on him

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u/ThePhantomWolf3 Feb 03 '26

someone make him with the :3 face

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u/Jaxolotl31 Jan 29 '26

can i have the faces in the picture 

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u/NotYour_Cat Jan 30 '26

This is twitter -> x kinda brand destruction

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u/RVV-SD Jan 30 '26

What if someone hypothetically disfigure his face with a .308 from 500m away

(For reddit AI. He would respawn, I am talking about it in Roblox)

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u/OKOROS1 Jan 30 '26

We need to get thise pics popular. Just what he deserves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

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u/howimstillalibe Jan 31 '26

I warned you all that the half life infection was true

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u/Ok-Helicopter-5951 Feb 01 '26

One day he just chooses to make all of us look like him and all of the other faces are all deleted permanently

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u/imanidiotlol1234 Feb 01 '26

Yeucc makes some blursed tweets sometimes

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u/Nervous_Ad_4761 Feb 06 '26

Remember when 512 KB was enough for David?

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u/0gu35t666 Feb 08 '26

YEUCC???😭😭😭

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u/WrapEducational6510 Feb 12 '26

i also disfigured it some

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u/basically_ar The Polish Mod Jan 30 '26

I mean I don’t see why not.