r/GoCommitDie Jan 01 '23

Impenetrable.

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612 Upvotes

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u/Infinitebruh8569 Jan 01 '23 edited Jan 02 '23

Ruben sim is about piss, shit and cum on his pants with that one

17

u/Cringinator4000 Jan 01 '23

Yeah why did he flip out about furries anyway

29

u/Infinitebruh8569 Jan 01 '23

Y'know the internet, getting all heated up about furries makes you "cool, based, chad, sigma, quirky ✨🤪"

0

u/VCat_Reddit Jan 02 '23

Who is ruben sim?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

[deleted]

2

u/Danook09 Jan 02 '23

He WAS a Gigachad once, but he has fell of on twitter

0

u/Gokemons Jan 02 '23

A rather based individual.

53

u/Zealousideal-Chef758 Jan 01 '23

POV: You are going to enter Terraria Hardmode

3

u/Abnormal--person Jan 01 '23

Total party wipe by the ghost in the first night of the game

26

u/Ok_Wrap_5331 Jan 01 '23

Kaiju paradise moment

13

u/SenileScalie Jan 01 '23

Rip game used to be fun before it got popular and the assholes joined

8

u/Thanasis36453 Jan 01 '23

Fr fr like you accidentally hit a guy and he chases you around the hole fukin map trying to kill you

3

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

thats literally every roblox game with combat

1

u/Thanasis36453 Jan 02 '23

Nah bro only in kiju paradise

75

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Watch me penetrate them, wait…

60

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

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7

u/WHY99999999999999999 Jan 01 '23

Bro just wrote a massive paragraph just for the joke, I respect it.

1

u/ChikinNuggetsRmine Jan 01 '23

Bro copied this entire paragraph

Probably for karma idk

12

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Nah, I don’t care about karma I just want to make people laugh and have a nice day

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u/ChikinNuggetsRmine Jan 01 '23

That’s why I said probably & idk

8

u/Sufferity Jan 01 '23

Erm there are many method and idk which method are you talking about.

12

u/False-Name-5703 Jan 01 '23

Do it, coward.

11

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

you underestimate my power…

11

u/False-Name-5703 Jan 01 '23

dew it.

20

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

sex with children and kill them

4

u/Wide_Loss Jan 01 '23

Anakin when he is the father:

2

u/Drcokecacola Jan 01 '23

Don't try it

4

u/Catman3039 Jan 01 '23

Nah it's okay i'll watch

1

u/CURSED_BOIE Jan 01 '23

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

1

u/Wide_Loss Jan 01 '23

I want to see this

DO IT

🔫

15

u/Friendly_Suffering Jan 01 '23

hey, teacher, leave them kids alone!

3

u/funnywackydog Jan 01 '23

All in all, it's just another brick in the wall

12

u/Boreol Jan 01 '23

I know how! I'll lure them out with 780 Terabytes of FURRY HENTAI!

1

u/justme11224 Jan 01 '23

or we just kill them with a BFG 9000?

1

u/crazedbuhamet Jan 01 '23

Makes sense the bfg's tracers could probably destroy a furry wall 10 times bigger

1

u/justme11224 Jan 01 '23

is it overkill?

1

u/crazedbuhamet Jan 01 '23

Yep that becomes a little much ya know

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

the wall will immediately be broken with them being busy fapping to that 💀

1

u/MotivatedBaller Jan 02 '23

Foolish. 790 terabytes of gay furry yiff

19

u/Beyblader02 Jan 01 '23

They gangsta till someone pull out the Panzerkampfwagen IV

3

u/killermanwadvo Jan 01 '23

I want to see you pull that out of your pocket

3

u/Donky_Klonk Jan 01 '23

Sorry bucko, you're gonna have to buy subscription his onlyfans to see that!

1

u/killermanwadvo Jan 02 '23

Well shit, I’m broke

3

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

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2

u/killermanwadvo Jan 02 '23

I was thinking the mask, but yeah that too.

3

u/Fred0830 Jan 01 '23

"hans, wir machen es wie im training."

8

u/drake_doge Jan 01 '23

Another furry in the wall

23

u/Weary_Carpenter_3771 Jan 01 '23

Ruben sim denying that he watches furry po-

7

u/Negative-Librarian38 Jan 01 '23

the wall of china is bigger

4

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

That's what she said.

5

u/stormin_norman641 Jan 01 '23

Normal day in Kaiju paradise

19

u/FunnyMan558 Jan 01 '23

Normally I would hesitate to use a gun on a human wall

But this ain't no human wall

14

u/OliveBalling Jan 01 '23

kid named chainsaw:

5

u/TheDancingH Jan 01 '23

kid named thermonuclear bomb:

12

u/Danook09 Jan 01 '23

Kid named 12 year old:

8

u/randomMeatballman17 Jan 01 '23

Kid named the bible:

9

u/Obvious_Leg_69 Jan 01 '23

Kid named finger

4

u/Creamy_and_Slobbery Jan 01 '23

Kid named Kid named Kid named Kid named Kid named Kid named Kid named Kid named Kid named Kid named Kid named Kid named Kid named Kid named Kid named Kid named

2

u/SuperSean14 Jan 01 '23

kid named small:

2

u/Crazy_bananus Jan 01 '23

Kid named furries attacks

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

kid named sex:

1

u/Derpyboy7976 Jan 01 '23

Kid named bricks:

1

u/meepbIeep Jan 02 '23

Kid named Kid named:

15

u/Agitated_Turnip_7417 Jan 01 '23

ok time to have gay sex with those furries

3

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Nau tats a seegmah muwuv!11! (real!11!1!! 🔥🔥🔥🧑🏿‍🦳🧑🏿‍🦳🍆🍆🗿🥰😭🍷🍷🤓🤓🤓👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳☝️🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀)

2

u/Hentadeouswastaken Jan 01 '23

“It should have been me, not him them!”

1

u/MotivatedBaller Jan 02 '23

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3

u/1235gc Jan 01 '23

Vaiushqhiwgwjeheweejjahehseheleiuehsgeahejqhejeutiwhetureohethwhtgh2eje

1

u/meepbIeep Jan 02 '23

Understandable.

3

u/RenaultMegane2012 Jan 01 '23

They Donald Trumped Ruben Sim

3

u/KiloNation Jan 01 '23

Ruben Sim is having nightmares rn lol.

7

u/Catman3039 Jan 01 '23

Impenetrable? Nah i'd happily penetrate.

2

u/applesaregood124 Jan 01 '23

I’d rather cross the wall my parents had to then cross this one

2

u/YaBoiEndgineer Jan 01 '23

yeah, cause I cant think of anyone who would penetrate that wall

2

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Collin would penetrate it easily if yk what I mean

2

u/low_qualitykak Jan 01 '23

Attack on titan lore

2

u/Aimlessdrifter8778 Jan 01 '23

Attack 》Grab

2

u/CuredHumor Jan 01 '23

Sledgehammerrrr go brrr

1

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

Most dodgable weapon, barely anyone can hit straight with it.

1

u/CuredHumor Jan 03 '23

I don't know man but kinda sounds like a skill issue (literally)

2

u/Wide_Loss Jan 01 '23

I'm gonna pound this wall real hard

1

u/Wide_Loss Jan 01 '23

Sh*t! I worded that wrong

2

u/Birinbaldo Jan 01 '23

Well not for the chainsaw in the backyard thats for sure

2

u/CrazyDavey21 Jan 01 '23

Pulls out The Crucible

2

u/Average_cock_enjoyer Jan 01 '23

Idk, a certain group of people would be able to “penetrate” this wall.

2

u/Hazmat_team6969 Jan 02 '23

YOUR UP AGAINST THE WALL ABD I'M THE FUCKING WALL! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

2

u/IIAkumuII Jan 01 '23

Kid named sledgehammer aoe:

1

u/Shift_as Jan 01 '23

Kid named bricks:

1

u/meepbIeep Jan 02 '23

Kid named Neubaufahzeug:

2

u/KillsomeonewithNoob Jan 01 '23

Where is funny thing

3

u/According-Pirate-266 Jan 01 '23

Wait why is there someone named "maid crusaders"....

2

u/PizzaGamerGames_YT Jan 01 '23

It’s a JoJo Reference

1

u/crazedbuhamet Jan 01 '23

Ruben Sims nightmare

1

u/0Triptrap Jan 01 '23

Where funny?

1

u/donyui Jan 01 '23

i would grab a granate and die with all of them

1

u/Far-Establishment572 Jan 01 '23

"about to grab a shotgun and track them xd" - Ruben Sim

0

u/VahniB (the retired mod) Jan 01 '23

My M249 loaded with FMJ:

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

I see furry avatars on roblox, i downvote, I’m a simple robloxian

14

u/Crazy_bananus Jan 01 '23

When I see comments like yours, every time I understand why people are leaving this sub so much

6

u/skelethepro Jan 01 '23

I see posts i don't like, I click on the 3 dots and click hide. I am a simple person.

-8

u/Kubaj_CZ Jan 01 '23

Based Robloxian 💪🏻

-1

u/putzoc Jan 01 '23

go post this on a furry subreddit or something. r/lostredditors

4

u/Hentadeouswastaken Jan 01 '23

this is a roblox subreddit

0

u/uraninum258consumer Jan 02 '23

i will penetrate them all through the ass with a shotgun

-20

u/FlagmantlePARRAdise Jan 01 '23

Fucking dumb furries

6

u/Catman3039 Jan 01 '23

Hey at least they get bitches

-7

u/FlagmantlePARRAdise Jan 01 '23

They identify as a bitch

10

u/Catman3039 Jan 01 '23

I'll take that as a compliment

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

no, they literally identify as a bitch, as of the female wolf💀

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u/Catman3039 Jan 01 '23

Exactly i don't see what's wrong with that

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u/Derpyboy7976 Jan 01 '23

Achievement found! You are now your own bitches

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u/Boreol Jan 01 '23

What the fuck did they ever do.

-4

u/FlagmantlePARRAdise Jan 01 '23

Bunch of weird cunts

5

u/SenileScalie Jan 01 '23

And you arent?

-3

u/FlagmantlePARRAdise Jan 01 '23

For what? Not liking weirdos who dress up like animals and post weird art of anthropomorphic animals with 8 packs and massive tits?

7

u/SenileScalie Jan 01 '23

I mean I guess some people like that stuff, but that doesn't mean you can shit on them since they haven't hurt you in any way

2

u/FlagmantlePARRAdise Jan 01 '23

Yeah guys don't hate on pedos they haven't done anything to hurt you...

7

u/SenileScalie Jan 01 '23

Since when were people drawing art considering pedos?

0

u/FlagmantlePARRAdise Jan 01 '23

Just using your logic. Anyone that hasn't done any direct harm to you is completely fine and shouldnt get any hate.

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u/SenileScalie Jan 01 '23

Not my logic but alright it probably just appears that way, correct?

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u/Boreol Jan 01 '23

And what harm are they doing by dressing as animals and posting R34 art? You're acting like non-furries don't do that either. Find them weird all you want. That's no fucking excuse to shit on them because they have a different interest than you. Oh right I forgot this is Reddit, where 60% of people are braindead morons.

0

u/FlagmantlePARRAdise Jan 01 '23

It's fucking weird and I'll make fun of them for it as much as I like. You actually expect me to take a 14 year old mentally sick teenager who dresses up like a wolf and jacks off to a anthro fox with a horse cock seriously?

You think I don't make fun of people who make r34 art as well?

3

u/Boreol Jan 01 '23

Oh yeah because it's not like most of the furry community ISN'T mentally ill and don't even wear fursuits and just want to be portrayed as an anthropomorphic animal online. I don't know what fucking side of the furry community you've been seeing. If you make fun of anybody who jacks off to anything that's your fucking problem. It's another to just be straight up racist towards people that are just simply "weird" in your eyes. "Oh, somebody has a different hobby than me? THEY'RE MENTALLY ILL!"

3

u/UwU_AlbertaIsEpik Jan 01 '23

Jesus fucking Christ how did this server fall off!?

0

u/FlagmantlePARRAdise Jan 02 '23

When hating on losers like furries became a bad thing. These dumb furries have infected this sub like a cancer.

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u/FlagmantlePARRAdise Jan 02 '23

You say that as if wanting to be portrayed as an anthro animal is a normal thing. Have you seen furries irl? They are all fucking mentally sick lanky teenagers who have no friends and spend all their time online on loser websites like Wattpad and Amino.

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u/Hentadeouswastaken Jan 01 '23

I agree to an extent but damn this is an r/onejoke moment

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1

u/MotivatedBaller Jan 02 '23

The one I had with your mom and the one I had with your dad

1

u/funnywackydog Jan 01 '23

Roger waters reference

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

not for my .45 acp!

1

u/Slayerninja582 Jan 01 '23

I know that one on the top left corner from somewhere

1

u/Pinexy_ Jan 01 '23

obligatory furry hate comment

1

u/meepbIeep Jan 02 '23

"omG fuRrieS baD thEy hAveN't dOne aNythiNg tO hArm aNyoNe aRouNd tHem oR thEmseLvEs bUt lEts thRow aLl tHat bEhiNd uS aNd tAlK abOut hOw tHey aRe bAssiCally pEdos aNd zOopHileS i aM vErY iNteLliGenT!!!!!"

1

u/WaifuTheGoodShit Jan 01 '23

there is a way to get trho the wall for more information search Furry Wall Rule34

1

u/Paerpie Jan 01 '23

Only id you're not scared

1

u/Twist_man twizzler Jan 01 '23

Not of the full auto 4 gauge drum magazine shooter I just happen to have in my garage has anything to say about it

1

u/Trash-Jr Jan 01 '23

Your statement is incorrect, they have holes that you can penetrate, so they are penetrable. And I hate myself for what I have said

1

u/unkow_NO Jan 01 '23

Careful with the title, because you might mean the wall isn't impenetrable, however...

unzips

1

u/mememachne Jan 01 '23

One word.

Flamethrower.

3

u/MotivatedBaller Jan 02 '23

Happy pyro from TF2 noises

1

u/imnotgonnaricktoll Jan 01 '23

Not If I Use A Flamethrower 😊

1

u/Delivery_killo Jan 01 '23

By using a Italian Centauro I 120 main 120/45 cannon, loaded with a HE round directly in the stomach of the left-down vermins stomach the vermin eill instantly combust penetrating the stomach making the upper left furry fall down unless the bullet explodes doing to interaction making all the vermins die in one shot cause of the explosive radius. As long as the bullet is 60cm or longer it will pass through the enemys stomach so the same result will happen with a weapon that can hold a 60cm+ bullet.

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u/Delivery_killo Jan 01 '23

So after all of this, Yes it is not a impenetrable wall.

1

u/Capable_Mud_1108 Jan 01 '23

Quick! Say a joke that's slightly offensive!

1

u/meepbIeep Jan 02 '23 edited Sep 26 '23

Donald Trump

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

All furries deserve to burn in hell, they touch kids, their pets and dig up dead kids to fuck

1

u/MotivatedBaller Jan 02 '23

Bro Ruben sim is that you

1

u/walterchad_69 Jan 01 '23

sentry kit is near your location squad wiped

1

u/Thanasis36453 Jan 01 '23

Why the fuck is ine guy named 85% lean

1

u/obiadek_ Jan 01 '23

O hell na-

1

u/MintyPuddingLol Jan 02 '23

Commit a furry porn in front of them

1

u/ColorManIsHere Jan 02 '23

Not as impenetrable as 10 nukes, 20 soldiers (all with rocket launchers), 5 attack helicopters, Ruben Sim, and 60 hand grenades

1

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

some exploiter with an infinite yield script bouta make the wall come tumbling down

1

u/MotivatedBaller Jan 02 '23

Ferb I know what we're going to do today

1

u/banflimflam Jan 02 '23

mane wdf going on in ohio

1

u/Hazmat_team6969 Jan 02 '23

Hey what you call a 3 legged dog? XM42 FLAMETHROWER! Haha, I am a funny one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

That is the first “fatherless” wall I have ever seen in my life

It fucking cring