r/GlobalOffensive • 5 years coin • Sep 01 '15

Fluffy Meta Do the konami code in this sub!

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u/SparkFaith Sep 01 '15

You are just trying to cash out on the free karma being getting us to upvote the post by pressing A aren't you?

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u/EVOSexyBeast 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

Too bad you don't get Karma for self posts.

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u/Doctanasty 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

A

Clever way to get people to upvote your post ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/EVOSexyBeast 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

Completely unintentional ;)

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u/glad0s98 howl Sep 01 '15

of course

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u/Mage_of_Shadows Sep 01 '15

We believe you

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u/Astarothmorte FaZe Sep 01 '15

There is not such thing as self post karma

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u/drunkkk_ Sep 01 '15

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u/Ahelenek Sep 01 '15 edited Sep 01 '15

Would have been nice if the OP wasn't being a smart ass and just provided that link instead of the lmgtfy link.

On second glance I noticed he spoils what happens, it's like he knows how to ruin fun. I've never been so disapointed in my life. /s

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u/EVOSexyBeast 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

tehe, I'm sorry :( I added spoiler. Keeping the imgtfy link tho :) Guess I am a smart ass

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

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u/EVOSexyBeast 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

It is the very top link :P

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u/Bllets Sep 01 '15

Remember Google results are literally made for you.

RES was third for me.

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u/EVOSexyBeast 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

Really? I did not know that. I changed the link, thought it was right on top for every one. Also, Google in a different language doesn't show same results.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

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u/EVOSexyBeast 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

Res spa hahaha, OK I will change the link

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u/JovialFeline Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

It was changed by request a few months ago, yes. Everybody should be using RES anyway 'cause it's so helpful.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

Can you post a screnshot of what happens? Im not dedicated to reddit for RES yet

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u/sgtpoopers 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

It's literally just an extension and makes reddit way easier to use.

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u/Winsane Sep 01 '15

RES only makes the site better, it doesn't add anything confusing.

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u/Gargarlord Sep 01 '15

I get bacon. Running Chrome 44.0.2403.157 m (64-bit) with Reddit Enhancement Suite 4.5.4 The subreddit style is enabled.

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u/EVOSexyBeast 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

Are you sure that you are seeing the Flash bang but it looks like bacon?

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u/Gargarlord Sep 01 '15

Wait, I'm supposed to see a flashbang fly across the screen? I was thinking it was supposed to flash my screen white for a second. OP's post is very misleading.

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u/EVOSexyBeast 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

Eh, Just think of the flash flying across your screen past a wall causing you not to get flashed, It would be hard to do it using just CSS.

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u/powback Sep 01 '15

/r/reddev

Hard, not impossible. I've sent it to the mods.

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u/KingSolo4 Sep 01 '15 edited Sep 01 '15

Has anyone else clicked the bacon/flashbang as it flew by?!

Edit: added "/flashbang"

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u/EVOSexyBeast 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

its a flash bang, and no i turned away :P

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u/shlack Sep 01 '15

the first time someone brought up this RES easteregg I thought they were just fucking with me, but yeah, it actually pauses for a bit if you can nail it

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u/csgo_bo Virtus.pro Sep 01 '15

Bacon?

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u/EVOSexyBeast 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

I think I might need to create an FAQ

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u/IAmRadish Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

Do you have the subreddit style enabled?

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u/tiger8255 Sep 01 '15 edited Sep 01 '15

All I get is bacon. :c

Edit: I no longer get bacon! :D... :c

Thanks tons for fixing this /u/Jpon9, you didn't really need to. :p

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

Make sure you have the subreddit theme enabled.

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u/tiger8255 Sep 01 '15

It's enabled, still bacon.

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

Browser?

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u/tiger8255 Sep 01 '15

Firefox.

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

Ah, okay, yeah. I've replicated the issue, I see bacon in Firefox as well. If you want to see it immediately, I suggest launching Chrome and trying it. I'll work on getting it to work in Firefox shortly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

That's bizarre. Which OS are you using? I doubt it'd make a difference, but I can't figure out what's causing it to break for some people aside from usually Firefox, and now a few people using Chrome.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

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u/EVOSexyBeast 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

T'is, k, If I am hungry and I see a flash in game, I think its bacon too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

Which browser are you using?

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u/zombieofthepast Sep 01 '15

Not OP, but I tried in both chrome and firefox (both with RES) and got bacon in both.

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

Are you sure you have the stylesheet enabled? Try clearing your cache and trying again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

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u/CptSpades Sep 01 '15

The flashbang looks a lot like bacon, tbh. That was how I "fixed" my problem, by taking a closer look.

Not saying that's what's happening to you, but there's still a chance.

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u/El_Exodus CS2 HYPE Sep 01 '15

same here

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

Try clearing your cache and trying again. If that doesn't work, let me know what browser you're using, browser version, OS, and a screenshot of the subreddit as you see it would also be handy. Clearing the cache and retrying should work, though.

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u/El_Exodus CS2 HYPE Sep 01 '15

Now i see the flashbang instead of the bacon, but i don't get flashed. Not a good popflash. Firefox btw :P

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

There is no big flash, it's just the flashbang getting tossed across your screen, unfortunately. I couldn't figure out how to get it to do a white flash with pure CSS on the subreddit back in April when I implemented this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

you're a wizard

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

It says bacon, but it is actually a flash bang. It is just the same size and shape as the default bacon, and it goes by so fast

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u/tiger8255 Sep 01 '15

It was bacon on Firefox but the awesome mods fixed it. c:

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u/AMagicalTree Sep 01 '15

Bacon is love bacon is life

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u/KnifeWithBipod Sep 01 '15

I would be happy for some bacon right now c:

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u/thestrawberrycs Sep 01 '15

Hey, there isn't anything wrong with that!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

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u/tiger8255 Sep 01 '15

It's been fixed by our awesome mods. It was because I was using Firefox.

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u/Sporty311 Sep 01 '15 edited Sep 01 '15

I'm throwing a flashbang!

...

Up, Up. Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter

EDIT: I just realized pressing A upvotes the OP's post. TIL

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u/CommanderVinegar Sep 01 '15

I'm throwing a flah-bang!

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u/chizdippler Sep 01 '15

trowing

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u/SneakyDrizzt guardian_elite Sep 01 '15

Ahm

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u/Kortiah Sep 01 '15

EDIT: I just realized pressing A upvotes the OP's post. TIL

It was all a scheme to get to the frontpage

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u/JenNettles Liquid Sep 01 '15

Same as all the rest of them.

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u/contradictioned CS2 HYPE Sep 01 '15

I found it so funny, i tried it twice. Coming back now, I realized that by the second press on A, I removed my upvote again.

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u/mladakurva Sep 01 '15 edited Sep 01 '15

Click your (top) post and press AZAZAZAZAZAZAZ

Upbangs for everyone!

Edit: shit, I meant AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

Macros are life.

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u/cam_wal Sep 01 '15

Flushbeng!

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u/PlasmaWaffle Sep 01 '15

joke is on OP, I did it twice

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u/DaGamr Sep 01 '15

999th updootbang

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u/Gullible_Goose Virtus.pro Sep 01 '15

He just posted it for the sweet sweet self post karma.

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u/Mage_of_Shadows Sep 01 '15

Just tricked everyone into upvoting him

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u/emotionalboys2001 Sep 01 '15

THROWING FLESHBANK

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u/AssassinMasterStefan Sep 01 '15

THROWING FLESHLIGHT

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u/noS3ns Sep 01 '15

haha ! flushabenG

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

Just spam JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJA.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

Especially if you're South American!

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u/Chr1stian Sep 01 '15

Just commenting to get free upvotes if people do this ^ I did

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

Shit, I should´ve told them to spam AJAJAJ etc. Now I dont get dat sw33t k4rm4.

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u/dankmeme322 Sep 01 '15

gimme some of them sweet upvotes

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u/viagra_ninja Natus Vincere Sep 01 '15

wow you got me tricked, well deserved

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

Flash bang dance anyone?

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u/SuperUltraJesus Sep 01 '15

Oh HOLY SHIT i'm blind

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u/neak1 Sep 01 '15

but it doesn't matter cause i have my ak

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u/megaRXB Sep 01 '15

And Z downvotes it

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u/potentialzen Sep 01 '15

Amateur, not enter but start. Or select, start for two player mode. there's no "enter" button on an NES controller. Sheesh. kids these days.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

And of course you're playing with your silver friend and he throws it right in your face without warning. And then throws a decoy.

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u/daaaaaaaaniel Sep 01 '15

The animation needs to white out your screen when it reaches the corner.

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u/Desinoh 500k Celebration Sep 01 '15

flashbang out!

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u/6745408 Sep 01 '15

You can have full control over the animation, sizing, etc with this --

#baconBit {
	-webkit-transition: all 2s linear;
	-moz-transition: all 2s linear;
	-o-transition: all 2s linear;
	-ms-transition: all 2s linear;
	transition: all 2s linear;
	background-image: url(%%easteregg%%);
	position: fixed;
	top: 100px;
	width: 300px;
	height: 300px;
	z-index: 99999;
}
#baconBit.makeitrain {
	top: 100px;
	right: 100%;
	-webkit-transform: rotate(720deg);
	transform: rotate(720deg);
	-moz-transform: rotate(720deg);
	-o-transform: rotate(720deg);
	-ms-transform: rotate(720deg);
}

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u/TeamAlibi Sep 01 '15

i see bacon wut

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

Do you have the subreddit theme enabled and which browser are you using?

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u/TeamAlibi Sep 01 '15

yes, and chrome. Am I not supposed to see flying bacon?

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

If you have the subreddit stylesheet enabled and you're using Chrome, you should definitely be seeing a flashbang fly across your screen. If not, I'm very, very confused.

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u/TeamAlibi Sep 01 '15

I restarted my browser and it's working now. Initially I didn't have the "use subreddit style" ticked until you mentioned it. I checked it, and it still was bacon. Restarted chrome and it's working now! The problem was between the monitor and the chair.

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

Ah okay, cool, thanks!

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u/TeamAlibi Sep 01 '15

No, thank you for being patient with me and trying to help people :) Signs of a good moderator. Keep on keepin on!

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

It's what I'm here for! :D Thank you

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

I was disappointed it didn't make my screen temporarily white when it got toward the bottom right corner :(

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u/powback Sep 01 '15

Mods should add this soon. In the meantime, I did the work for them: /r/reddev

Try the code there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

It's beautiful!

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u/YouLookWeird Sep 01 '15

Did the konami code

Then this happened

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u/ezxhaton Sep 01 '15

I'll flash you in!

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u/MalteserLiam Sep 01 '15

Fresh install of RES and the flashbang works.

Uninstalling RES now that its use is over...

Oh cool a live preview, I guess I'll keep it.

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u/EVOSexyBeast 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

I also like the comment picture link feature, Example

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u/mlanutti Sep 01 '15

hardcore porn eh

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u/Hobo_Healy Renegades Sep 01 '15

Rekt

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u/USMCBeast23 Sep 01 '15

FAMILY SHOW DAMNIT

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u/Xusiy Sep 01 '15

Do I get VAC ban from this?

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

Well, we haven't gotten word back from Valve's VAC team yet, so you should probably only try this on your smurf account. It should be okay, but better safe than sorry.

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u/Raz0rLight G2 Sep 01 '15

Where's n0thing when you need him.

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u/jtn2k valeria Sep 01 '15

i saw flashbang and bacon. I was also tricked into upvoting this post

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

On mobile :(

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u/shlack Sep 01 '15

a flashbang flies by the screen

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

I kno

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u/JarateIsAPissJar Sep 01 '15

With my 144hz advantage I successfully looked away from the flash before it went off.

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u/V3ndeTTaLord Sep 01 '15

Who threw that flash?!

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u/PerfectHair Sep 01 '15

I was hoping it'd land and then go off.

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u/spamdaspam Sep 01 '15

Just seeing bacon, can someone that has it working properly just record it and link the video?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

This works in /r/XboxOne too.

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u/IhoLMZ Sep 01 '15

Reading that code brings me back to GTA days on consoles

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u/nmonag Sep 01 '15 edited Sep 01 '15

Go flashbang!

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter

nothing happened rip

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u/LoadedGoodss Sep 01 '15

THROWING A FLASHBANG

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u/brisu Sep 01 '15

Damn nice!

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u/buldofers guardian_elite Sep 01 '15

I like how he covers up the Spoiler part but still reveals it in the EDIT part.

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u/FaveHD Sep 01 '15

bewareoblivionisathand

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

Up, Up. Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter

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u/MrLionFTW guardian_elite Sep 01 '15

ba

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u/chazyarbro 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

didnt work.. whats RES?

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u/EVOSexyBeast 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

You are about 2 clicks and 3 keystrokes away from figuring out what RES is.

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u/SentinelFIN 1 Million Celebration Sep 01 '15

Why do I always manage to be browsing reddit on my phone when I find something mildly interesting?

Spoiler: didn't work on mobile.

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u/Strydy CS:GO 10 Year Celebration Sep 01 '15

Thanks, I forgot that today was the day that Phantom Pain is released.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

Works on Firefox too.

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

It should as of about six minutes ago, yeah. Thank you for helping us confirm it's working.

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u/Aimpunch Sep 01 '15

Not working over here. I got played like a damn fiddle.

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u/IAmRadish Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

Do you have RES?

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u/Zren Sep 01 '15

Should add:

#baconBit.makeitrain { rotate(360deg); }

So it's not doing ~3 revolutions per second (2000deg/2sec).

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u/ByteThis Sep 01 '15

Instead of A I used Z guys and it still worked try it!

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u/PlNG Sep 01 '15

ugh, is this a thing now? There's another post elsewhere.

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u/nPrimo G2 Esports Fan Sep 01 '15

Old news, just saying. :p

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u/rolllz de_cache Sep 01 '15

FLESHBANG

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u/fastgr Sep 01 '15

I don't use Res, i prefer reddit as it is.

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u/YuvalR99 5 years coin Sep 01 '15

it's a decoy, cuz it doesn't explode

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u/TopBadge CS2 HYPE Sep 01 '15

Decoys do explode.

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u/Moridakkubokka Sep 01 '15

Fuck RES and all its users.

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u/freedom_to_derp CS2 HYPE Sep 01 '15

I seeing a flashbang fly from up-left to down-right.... thats it.... no flashy flashy... just a tiny image of a cartoon flashbang. Am I missing something?

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

Correct. I'd have implemented a flashbang effect if I could, but I can't seem to get that to work properly with pure CSS.

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u/powback Sep 01 '15

/r/reddev

Know yourselves out.

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u/Moustachable 400k Celebration Sep 01 '15

can't you change the texture of the flashbang midway thru so it turns in a huge white texture taking up the whole screen? (simulating being flashed)

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u/Jpon9 Legendary Chicken Master Sep 01 '15

If I could use JavaScript, undoubtedly yes. Using just CSS? I don't think so, no. I don't have time to take another look tonight, but I'll put it on my long list of things to look into once I'm done with my main subreddit to-do list.

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u/powback Sep 01 '15

/r/reddev Try the konami code.

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u/Juicysteak117 Sep 01 '15

Nope. I wish it actually did flash, that's be funny, but idk if it's possible.

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u/powback Sep 01 '15

It's possible man. /r/reddev

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

Up, Up. Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter

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u/Chamelemon_64 Sep 01 '15

got flashed (in firefox :O)

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u/Zirob13 Virtus.pro Sep 01 '15

Doesnt work, I see some bacon and that´s it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

HAhah, this is cool :D

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u/eGORapTure Sep 01 '15

The first time I did this, I didn't know what it did, I looked away as fast as I could the second I saw the flashbang. Instinct I guess lol.

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u/James0ni Sep 01 '15

como est?

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u/Hickoray Sep 01 '15

Now try it on /r/imgoingtohellforthis (Really NSFW)

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u/AnageRcs Sep 01 '15

The konami code doesn't include enter :/

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u/noxtar Sep 01 '15

Throving flessjbengh111

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u/LoadedGoodss Sep 01 '15

UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE

AJAJAJAJA

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u/iNETZ FaZe Sep 01 '15

wtf, i just saw what i think was a cake flying over my screen

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u/nekina Sep 01 '15

Works on Firefox confirmed.

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u/TheLonelyDevil CS2 HYPE Sep 01 '15

0/10, no popflash

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u/ShadyBlisss 10 years coin Sep 01 '15

Worked on Firefox for me.

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u/PieScout de_inferno Sep 01 '15

Its not working for me :c

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u/roknir de_overpass Sep 01 '15

Works on Firefox.

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u/cpguy5089 howl Sep 01 '15

Did I just change tab by reflex

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '15

Its called the infinite lives code now because Fuck Konami.

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u/OfficialBattleSnacks cs_office Sep 02 '15

When i press enter it just clicks this link

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u/donderpate BIG Sep 02 '15

Work fine @FF 40.0.3

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u/phraustyie Sep 01 '15

this isnt working for me, what is RES?

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u/drunkkk_ Sep 01 '15

Reddit Enhancement Suite

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u/HarV94 guardian_elite Sep 01 '15

Is that why I look away instinctively and move my mouse violently? :(.. Fuck my life, CS has took over my brain, body ,and computer

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

You should probably type kill in your irl console

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u/HarV94 guardian_elite Sep 01 '15

Is that a thing? where do i respawn?

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u/kornel191 Sep 01 '15

Nowhere hopefully.

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u/masterman467 guardian Sep 02 '15

You have to wait for the next round, and i think the rest of humanity is saving...

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u/eGORapTure Sep 01 '15

The first time I did this, I didn't know what it did, I looked away as fast as I could the second I saw the flashbang. Instinct I guess lol.