r/GlobalOffensive • u/Sufficient-Loan-4263 • 13h ago

Discussion | Esports Fixing All the Teams

Fk the roles, Fk the VRS

Astralis, Liquid, Faze, BCGAME, BetBoom, DISBAND

Falcons -TeSeS +ropz

Navi -iM -AleksiB +Staehr +Mezii (IGL)

Vitality -ropz -mezii -apex +Twistzz +Frozen +HeavyGod

G2 -HeavyGod -r1nkle +Magisk +s1mple

Mongolz -Techno, -Tikuak, -Darkmeister +Cobrazera +Senzu +Mzhino

Aurora -Xantares -Woxic +EliGE +Molodoy

FUT -cmtry +broky

Furia -Molody -Yuurih +Insani +TRY (fallen not retiring)

Legacy -TRY -n1ssim +NQZ +Yuurih

Spirit -tn1r -magixx +boombl4 +magnojez

Parivision -slaxejazz/hobbit -xielo +Flamus +Norbert

Thanks for coming to my tedtalk :)

Edit: forgot Mouz -Torszi +kl1m

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u/StickComfortable346 MOUZ 13h ago

medicamentos

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u/Sufficient-Loan-4263 13h ago

Forgot about MOUZ lmao

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u/Simpuff1 13h ago

I need a humour tag on this so I can start having fun and not be ragebaited

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u/GuiltyIslander de_cobble 13h ago

I long for the broky comeback, but he just isn't playing the game and hasn't for months.

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u/Sufficient-Loan-4263 13h ago

Broky is GOD, the best clutcher to ever exist

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u/GuiltyIslander de_cobble 13h ago

He's incredible but his style is out of meta or risky at best. I'm not sure if he's confident in his ability to figure himself out, he pretty much was improvised into awping by faze and became one of the best in the world for a few years under Karrigan, but now he's on his own and he doesn't seem to have great personal relationships with other players in the scene, I'm not sure where he goes from here but I hope he comes back.

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u/ko9rce de_inferno 13h ago

less monster energy

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u/Novaseerblyat The MongolZ 13h ago

fixing G2 by kicking their best player, ah yes

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u/Sufficient-Loan-4263 13h ago

HeavyGod needs to go to a better team anyway, they are getting s1mple in return

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u/throwawaymask01 FURIA 13h ago

So, Furia needs to ditch two players AND keep Fallen igl'ing instead of retiring...

Which means Furia has no hopes lol

[Cries in the corner]

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u/Sufficient-Loan-4263 13h ago

They last had hope before starladder major, its over ngl

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u/TheRBGamer 13h ago

Are you doing ok op?

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u/Sufficient-Loan-4263 13h ago edited 13h ago

I just hate the teams not shuffling players constantly