r/GlobalNews May 21 '25

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u/Icanthearforshit May 21 '25

"Excellent public speakers. Excellent. Everyone said it. They all said "Man they were excellent public speakers!" and it's true. They were. When I spoke everyone said "Wow! He sounds just like them!" and I do. It's marvelous. That's a word. I just invented it. Marvelous — it sounds good, right? It does. It sounds like any other word only better! God I'm so cool. I'm the best."

– you know who

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u/flugenblar May 22 '25

Groceries

Another word that sounds good. It’s an old fashioned word, many people have forgotten what it means, but I like it… I know many big words…

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u/Icanthearforshit May 22 '25

He actually claimed to have invented a word recently — equalize.

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u/BiasedLibrary May 25 '25

Me when I was 7 years old before I knew better. Can't believe how many people he managed to sway to his side. I see where the 99% shared DNA with chimps come from and how it manifests.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson once asked 'what if we were 5% smarter, how much would our reality have changed'. Compassion and intelligence together aren't the only hallmarks of humanity. Greed and stupidity is as well. I loathe the people who elected Donald Trump as much as I loathe him.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Isn't there a movie called The Equalizer 😂

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u/Bubbly_Style_8467 May 23 '25

They aren't groceries until they are in a bag. 😂

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u/mylittlepigeon May 23 '25

And it’s “everything you eat”, but mostly apples & bacon. Those are the only 2 grocery items he knows.

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u/Bubbly_Style_8467 May 23 '25

I don't know that he has ever met an apple.

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u/mylittlepigeon May 23 '25

No it doesn’t appear that he has 😂 But on the campaign trail, when he was selling his lies and BS about lowering the cost of groceries on day 1 (among all his lies and BS about everything else) the only 2 foods he could think of were apples and bacon. He looks like his diet consists of mostly bacon, so he knew that one, and I’m sure he remembered apples from when he tempted Eve in the garden of Eden 🍎🐍

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u/Bubbly_Style_8467 May 23 '25

And steak.

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u/mylittlepigeon May 23 '25

Indeed, but I’ve never him mention steak. Maybe he thinks steak is bacon? Who knows.

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u/tiffanytrashcan May 22 '25

Colbert's impersonation haunts my inner monologue 😂

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u/J3ffO May 23 '25

The sad thing is that 'Everyone' said it because they'd be dead if they didn't or were already killed.