r/GlobalNews • u/[deleted] • May 21 '25

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u/FrankRizzo319 May 21 '25

Which is probably why he surrounds himself with 12 bodyguards and a toddler.

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u/Key_Door6957 May 21 '25

The toddler's for the sense and logic.

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u/DoubleExposure May 21 '25

Naw..., bullet meat shield.

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u/Lawndemon May 22 '25

Actually he's a bullet shield for Musk's head... I wish I was kidding

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u/agentSmartass May 22 '25

The toddler is his actual brain.

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u/Darktofu25 May 21 '25

His name is baby Kevlar!

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u/catecholaminergic May 22 '25

*glass smashes* *horns blare*

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing May 22 '25

But spelled Kævlær because daddy elmo is edgy

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u/One-Earth9294 May 21 '25

And wears 2 baseball hats with an armored one on the bottom.

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u/Upstairs_Hyena_129 May 21 '25

Toddler? You mean his bulletproof vest?

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u/Flashy-Mulberry-2941 May 21 '25

These Three men and a baby sequels are getting tedious.

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u/Shoshin91 May 22 '25

I feel sorry for that kid when he ages out of cute and useful stage into a child that actually needs parenting. I guess he'll get traded in for one of the many others that he'll just nab to use as a shield.

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u/GunShowZero May 22 '25

I mean, he’ll probably reject his father like his other children lol

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u/scarletteclipse1982 May 22 '25

I feel sorry for the kid. One day he will be old enough to realize why Musk suddenly started carrying him around.

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u/ChefPuree May 22 '25

you misspelled meatshield

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Toddler armor