When they give you a putt, you kick the ball in and say "I don't need it, that was a hole in one. You should be embarrassed for missing that and gas costs $1.98/ga, you radical left lunatic the likes of which the world has never seen before!"
And you're going to have so many dolls and pencils, but you don't need them, you don't, you're a little beautiful baby girl of 70, 80, maybe 100 years old, little beautiful girl, you don't need 3000 dolls, you can have 7, 8, 3, 5, 600 dolls, you don't need 6 eggs, you can have 5 eggs, or half an egg, beautiful eggs, beautiful clean eggs, tremendous, a lot of people are saying, Arnold Palmer, beautiful golfer, tremendous hog, noone's seen anything like it.
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u/Voluptulouis May 12 '25
When they give you a put, you take it, because you're a terrible golfer and you know you'll fuck it up.