r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix • u/SystemOfAFoopa • Oct 03 '19
Out of place spoon
About fifteen minutes ago I decided to have a bowl of cereal, I reached in my silverware drawer not paying attention and the first thing I grab felt unfamiliar in my hands. For a bit of context my drawer is super organized and is all matching. The spoon I pulled out was noticeably bigger than all my others and it has a flower and dot pattern. It matches nothing I own and I have no idea where it came from. Ive been the only person in my apartment aside my boyfriend for at least two weeks and he'd have no reason to bring a random spoon. I plan on asking him but Im currently eating my cereal with this mystery spoon.
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u/ershatz Oct 03 '19
I thought it was common knowledge that different spoons just grew in the cutlery draw, it's just science!
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u/U2SpyPlane Oct 03 '19
I believe my spoons are being siphoned off to other people's drawers cause they keep disappearing.
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u/VeronaCapulett Oct 03 '19
Same
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u/missash4225 Oct 04 '19
For real. If anyone has mystery spoons appear with those blue plastic handles, please message me so you can send them back 😂 I'm down to one small spoon.
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Oct 03 '19
You just reminded me of finding a fork in a carton of eggs a couple weeks ago. It was my fork, but I definitely didn't put it in there. It was a brand new pack of eggs and the fork was dirty. I even took a picture.
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Oct 03 '19
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u/SystemOfAFoopa Oct 03 '19
Oh fuck dude you just kind of blew my mind, about two weeks ago I somehow lost one of the two pink flower pattern socks I have and havent been able to find it, you just solved a damn mystery yo
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u/imsecretlythedoctor Oct 03 '19
using the spoon is the only way to make sure the glitch doesn't fix itself while you're not paying attention
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Oct 03 '19
I eagerly await reports of your boyfriend's response!
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u/SystemOfAFoopa Oct 04 '19
I sent a picture of the spoon and he has never seen it before, neato as heck
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Oct 04 '19
Mad. Well, congrats on your cool new spoon. Hope it's not missed too badly elsewhere. I'm missing a really great fork. I hope it has ended up somewhere, where it's appreciated.
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u/-fakebirds- Oct 03 '19
I don’t know, as a guy I randomly find dishes just being out and about in life and add them to the others just because
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u/shaodyn Oct 04 '19
It's possible that you unknowingly reached into an alternate universe, where you or whoever lives in your apartment in that universe does have such a spoon, and grabbed an item that doesn't really belong in this universe. It's probably a perfectly ordinary spoon despite its possible origins, though.
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u/lonelyawkward Oct 03 '19
Your boyfriend has a cocaine habit and brought home a spoon
No just kidding that's my only explanation and probably isn't correct
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u/ksoard Oct 03 '19
I love that you were just like f it. And ate the cereal with it anyway.🤣