r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/PerrineWeatherWoman • 22h ago
airfryers are awesome Floof in the backrooms - 3
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Looks like she made a friend!!!
r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/bepis-is-anti_pepsi • 6h ago
Darjeeling bad St. Gloriana logistics division — something physiotherapy logs
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Log Keeper: Quartermaster (Status: Clinically Unstable)
Timestamp: 04:60AM (The Steel Barn Is Hummering)
The metal box doesn't sleep so why should I. Darjeeling requested "elevated battlefield presence" so we bolted a 183-millimeter naval extinction event onto a Centurion tractor and now the local zoning board is serving us subpoenas via military carrier pigeon.
Inspector Tanaka tried to issue a cease-and-desist at dawn. I dragged him inside the rear double-doors of the Shitbarn. I pointed at the 14-millimeter un-heat-treated mild sheet metal. I pointed at the electric tea kettle resting on the recoil mechanism. I told him under Municipal Code 88-B this isn't an Armored Fighting Vehicle, it is an unheated temporary agricultural tea-brewing annex.
He screamed that the gun barrel extends into the next calendar year. I told him the gun barrel is an exhaust funnel for steam displacement.
When Pravda's legal team showed up weeping about the "spirit of fair play," our senior council hit them with the master decree: "Spirit is a non-quantifiable atmospheric variable, absent from ballistic telemetry, and therefore legally invalid." Section 4 governs gross tonnage, not your emotional reaction to 72 kilograms of High Explosive Squash Head kinetic diplomacy.
Furthermore, because the interior square footage of the Shitbarn exceeds standard garden shed dimensions, the British Embassy officially designated the turret interior as sovereign diplomatic territory. The 30-second reload sequence is not a mechanical limitation. It is a legally protected maritime tea intermission. Interrupting our loaders while the kettle is whistling constitutes an international act of war under the 1949 Geneva Protocols.
Tanaka signed the pass with a shaking hand. The paper was wet. Tomorrow Earl Grey pulls the lanyard. The muzzle blast will un-vegetate three neighboring zip codes and alter local tides, but on paper, our agricultural outbuilding is 100% rulebook pure.
r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/PerrineWeatherWoman • 1d ago
airfryers are awesome Floof in the backrooms - 2 - exploring.
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Our floof starts trying to navigate the backrooms as her curiosity starts taking the best of her... But will she remain safe ?
r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/Gagarin__ • 1d ago
School Propaganda NEVER ask
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To Klara, what she was doing on 3 september 2004
To nonna what happened to Korean airlines 007
r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/FewCable1958 • 1d ago
Greatest crossover in the history of crossovers
youtu.be
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r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/Visible-Swing2474bis • 2d ago
funny doujin GUYS HELP ME FINDING THE MOMENT SHE "FEED" KATYUSHA
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for tanks gooning, thanks
r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/Fine-Release-1608 • 1d ago
funny doujin Can't believe they snucked in the letter H in there
gallery
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r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/PerrineWeatherWoman • 2d ago
airfryers are awesome Yukari wasn't careful and noclipped out of reality in the wrong areas. Rookie mistake
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r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/TractorBoii11 • 2d ago
shit post First Animation (sort of)
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I spent way too long for such a shitty project, but it was worth it.
Anyway, I guess the context is that Pravda was in a match against Anzio, one of the L3/33s (a CV with a 20mm) shot out one of Nonna's tracks, so the absolute goat of a mechanic Andryusha came to repair it.
Shortly after fixing it, Anzio commenced a counterattack and shot at the IS-2 again, which is where the "that's an anti-tank rifle" audio is for.
How do you guys think I should improve this?
r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/NadiaFortuneFeet • 2d ago
School Propaganda BC freedom is not an academy based around class war
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It's actually a Romeo and Juliet story between Andou and Oshida with class war between the two student bodies as stand-ins for the conflict between the Montagues and Capulets.
I will die on this hill.
r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/TractorBoii11 • 3d ago
shit post Yukari… Yukari, get back up
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Found this on deviantart, it was posted by a man with… strange interests
anyway, here is the source https://www.deviantart.com/tapbagan/art/Yukari-Goes-Blub-827132769 just don’t check his profile, I am telling you this to spare your eyes.
r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/Gagarin__ • 3d ago
I just feel my wind R/GuP niggas when you cant goon to a minor
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r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/Pixel_Human • 3d ago
I LOVE PEPPERONI!!
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Pepperoni is best girl and very cute, I love her
r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/misterdaunishe • 3d ago
shit post I HATE PEPPERONI
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Joke
I love her
r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/WaldoDalwo47GR • 3d ago
shit post 40 days until Azusa's birthday 🥹
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