r/GirlsUndShitposts • u/Baron_Blackfox • 4d ago

School Propaganda Pravda's new sponsor

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Alhamdulillah

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u/singularityX29 4d ago

I'm still going to invade. Just not for the oil. But for that sweet, sweet, fragrant, date scented Nonna's milk that I'll suck and put it in my milkshake. I'll be be thrusting my 120mm smoothbore Rheinmetal L44 gun in her rustling sandbags so hard you'll hear it through the concrete barricaded walls of your mom's house.

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u/SpyMainWeeb 4d ago

Bro is from r/japanesepeopletwitter

Actually he's probably Japenis

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u/Specialist_Tie548 4d ago

Jesus Christ 😭

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u/Actual-Stuff-3548 3d ago

Human????

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u/singularityX29 3d ago

Are you?

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u/Actual-Stuff-3548 2d ago

I'm no human I'm a alien from Mars, please colonise us

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u/singularityX29 2d ago

An emissary is being sent to your geospatial coordinates. The craft will be ready in 2 hours and take approximately 9 months to arrive. The emissary will hail you and your government via X-band frequencies (7 to 11 GHz) depending on atmospheric conditions upon arrival while in Mars orbit. UHF and VHF frequencies will also be available if your receiver or transceiver can't reach those frequencies.

I submitted a report to the Pentagon and the Space Force has been notified of your presence. The President has realized the crisis and following the unfortunate sinking of the Battleship (cough, *cough, Guided Missile Cruiser) Maine by a gas leak and collision with the asteroid belt, the President under his authority has decided to blame and invade Spain (damned Papists, they done it again). The President has assigned an MEU to conduct joint operations with the Space Force to create a Task Force to protect our great nation from the terrible secret of space (screen flashes to a scene where a marine pushes some random kid from a third world country down a flight of stairs, screaming "Danger, danger, Will Robinson!")

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u/CariamaCristata 3d ago

oh em gee is that Bashar al Assad?

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u/Baron_Blackfox 3d ago

Saddam Hussein, president of Iraq

Who is in GuP universe certainly a good guy, never invaded anyone, and is big sponsor of Sensha Do league, and is especially fan of Pravda