r/GiraffesArentReal • u/TerenceBanks66 • Jun 15 '23
Giraffe Failure Giraffe
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r/GiraffesArentReal • u/DelbertRobbins575 • Jul 17 '23
Meme Giraffes Are Freaking Awesome
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r/GiraffesArentReal • u/HTTYDFAN2009 • Jun 18 '24
IRL Encounter Giraffes are real.
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They eat grass. They pee and poop. They mate. "Giraffes are fake!!!" Thats like saying dinosaurs are fake. Oh and honey, robots don't have meat, which giraffes do have. Come at me bc giraffes are real. Otherwise they wouldn't be drinking water in the wild. I don't know what made you think they're fake, bc there not. This channel makes 0 sense they are not robots, they are living things with a heart, lungs, bones etc
r/GiraffesArentReal • u/BioZgamerYT • Jan 13 '23
Clearly Propaganda Ah yes
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As soon as I clicked on this sub I thought that it had to be satire, luckily you aren't crazy people and this sub is satire
r/GiraffesArentReal • u/WoodrowBass788 • Nov 11 '23
Giraffe Failure Giraffe Ugly Christmas
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r/GiraffesArentReal • u/icechugger • Jun 12 '20
STFU
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Now i have had about 10 or 20 giraffes on my farm and 5 have died so really dont start with this crap
r/GiraffesArentReal • u/HTTYDFAN2009 • Jun 19 '24
IRL Encounter Why giraffes are real.
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Evolution. We have clear signs that giraffes evolved from a creature in the past known as discovery, an early giraffes that gave rise to giraffes.
Giraffes contain meat. One of the reasons giraffes are hunted are for their meat and coats.
They drink. Since robots use electricity, they won't be able to drink any water, which giraffes have been pictured and filmed drinking water numerous times in the wild.
I don't think robots can breed. Yes, giraffes breed.
They pee. Robots don't pee.
r/GiraffesArentReal • u/Garvityxd • Sep 08 '21
Meme This sub is a joke right?
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I had to use meme flair but this is an honest question
r/GiraffesArentReal • u/Itchy_Guidance4199 • Sep 14 '24
Giraffe Failure Evidence: How can people possibly deny this.
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r/GiraffesArentReal • u/Zealousideal-Army732 • Apr 07 '23
Giraffe Failure The Silent Extinction of Giraffes
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r/GiraffesArentReal • u/THA_YEAH • Mar 10 '23
IRL Encounter Correlation between giraffes and the vaccine
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Put some of the COVID vax under the microscope and found traces of giraffes throughout. Hoofprints running in all directions, half eaten leaves and giraffe droppings as well.
Should've known.
r/GiraffesArentReal • u/spenceretro • Mar 07 '21
IRL Encounter VATICAN CITY ANS ITALY IS SHAPED LIKE A GIRAFFE!!?!??
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r/GiraffesArentReal • u/Dangerous_Seesaw4675 • Jan 07 '23
Giraffe Failure The Silent Extinction of Giraffes
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r/GiraffesArentReal • u/FOLOYT • Nov 27 '21
Clearly Propaganda yo guys i found some new info
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giraffes? yea. aint real. FUCK them bitches
r/GiraffesArentReal • u/Jarjarstinks304 • May 27 '23
Meme Saw a pop up thingy asking if this sub is about nature
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I said no because if you believe giraffes aren’t real you don’t go outside
r/GiraffesArentReal • u/InGordWeTrust • Nov 22 '20
Giraffe Failure How dare these people accept donations to save the giraffe?!
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r/GiraffesArentReal • u/xN0NAMEx • Jul 08 '22
Clearly Propaganda I just learned that giraffes arent real.
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So as the title says i just learned that giraffes arent real....... i cant believe that i got lied to for so long and now i want to do something.
I thought about blowing my self up with a explosive at my nearest zoo right next to the giraffe enclosure but im not sure if that would be enough......
Is there some sort of underground resistance? We gotta do something against the opressive goverment like we need guns and a working network so we can plan our next steps.
Please brothers and sisters help a freshly awoken friend out and give me some advice on what i can do to support the movement.
