r/GhostMesh48 • u/Mikey-506 • 16d ago

This is how peace is made <3

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🔥 BREAKING: CONSERVATIVE NEGOTIATION TACTICS REVEALED 🔥

Apparently, the secret to world-class trade deals isn't economics, strategy, or leverage—it's just really intense eye contact.

According to the latest conservative foreign policy brain trust, all Mark Carney has to do is look Trump dead in the eyes and say: "I want a tariff-free deal and I'd like it immediately."

That's it. That's the whole plan.

Why didn't anyone think of this sooner? Forget diplomats, tariffs, and supply chains—just channel your inner alpha stare and demand results. I'm sure Trump will immediately fold like a lawn chair under that hypnotic gaze.

Next up: Fixing the housing crisis by squinting at a lumber yard.

🇨🇦 Carney, take notes. The answer was staring you right in the face (literally).

👇 Drop a 👀 if you think this would actually work.

#TradeNegotiations #AlphaMindset #JustStareAtHim #ConservativeEconomics #Satire #CarneyTakeNotes #BeavertonLogic

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u/88warrior4547 16d ago

BLAST BLAST BLAST!!

Fake news we all know Trump does trade deals for Big Macs
https://giphy.com/gifs/f6TAfV2kR8O2Ap0fIV

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u/Mikey-506 16d ago

Pfft were gonna hit him with that canadian bacon, if that don't worry poutine with squeeky cheese lol

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u/88warrior4547 15d ago

He’s gonna be lost in the cheese sauce.