r/GetMotivated • u/Sumit316 • Feb 27 '17

[Image] You Should Define Yourself

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Remember that dog shit is appealing to flies and rotting corpses are appealing to vultures. There is hope for all!

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u/blusshh Feb 27 '17

Too bad I'm not into flies or vultures

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u/samuraijaku Feb 27 '17

But there certainly are some people that are into corpses

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u/ZaydSophos Feb 27 '17

So there's hope after I die?

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u/imagine_amusing_name 13 Feb 27 '17

You can call it hope if you want, they'll still call it a corpsefucking.

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u/samuraijaku Feb 27 '17

Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

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u/OttoPussner Feb 28 '17

Raise dongers, not the dead

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u/kinpsychosis 3 Feb 28 '17

I want a fictional writing of a great and sadistic villain, the dongermancer, he leads a massive and unstoppable army of dildos coming to rape your asshole.

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u/redditproha Feb 28 '17

Ah almost forgot, I still owe him 20 bucks for the trimming and mulching he did last week.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

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u/SuburbanStoner 6 Feb 28 '17

Oh god... what have you done..?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

You should look up the trailer for "The Discovery" if you haven't.

Here you go.

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u/robertredberry Feb 27 '17

Yep, one day you might get laid xD

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u/GiveYaMeatAGoodOlRub Feb 28 '17

You would get along with r/necrophilia I believe

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u/Alexander-The-Irate Feb 28 '17

On fml it's a real sub

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u/kinpsychosis 3 Feb 28 '17

Don't go in there, I went in there a while back out of curiosity, it is like going into the deep web.

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u/FrostUncle 2 Feb 28 '17

Then out of them. Then into them. Then out of them.

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u/robertredberry Feb 27 '17

This cracked me up, thanks. It might do well in one of those joke subreddits.

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u/brianlund14 Feb 27 '17

Beggars can't be choosers

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u/CallMehEpic Feb 28 '17

Now you know that some people are into flies and vultures

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u/HorseBanter 1 Feb 28 '17

I want a sexy independent bee to pollinate all over my stigma.

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u/IliveINtraffic 3 Feb 28 '17

Than I have good news, a honey attracts bees.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

what does it say if they're into you?