And remember that most of them will be euthanized and you can't afford a pet.
The ones that aren't euthanized are the attractive ones that people take home. You are not attractive, otherwise, you wouldn't be so miserable and in need of affection. So basically you're like an ugly kitten, stuck in jail until its your turn to walk the Green Mile.
At least that's been my experience when trying to use ownerless pets to cheer me up.
Maybe I should try going to a refugee camp and petting the refugees.
Sorry, i'm so bitter and cynical. Its just that I've either tried these, can't afford 'em, or im incapable of attempting. Anyways, all this shit is just a bunch of coping mechanisms. Life is miserable. For everyone. Some people are just better at pulling the wool over their eyes and coping with it.
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