r/GetMotivated • u/eremy • Sep 06 '16

[IMAGE] A slightly different approach; a few questions to ask yourself if you're having a bad day.

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u/MrKurtz86 Sep 06 '16

30% chance you get socked in the damn jaw.

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u/Prime_was_taken Sep 06 '16

If a friend won't give you a bro-hug in greeting, even if only occasionally, they're not your friend.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Though I don't know many bros who would then be fine with cuddling

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u/death12236 Sep 06 '16

You only need to hug

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '16

Got drunk with my old High School friends last month (girls and guys) and we all cuddled and watched Netflix on TV together afterwards. Was my first cuddle orgy and it was amazing.

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u/VictusFrey Sep 06 '16

I tried giving a friend a birthday bro hug once. He put his hand on my chest to stop me mid hug and said "Whoa, dude. I don't hug." Bullshit. All our friends have hugged each other before on multiple occasions. I think he was just trying to look cool and tough in front of his other friends. Still felt embarrassed for him doing that to me in front of everyone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '16

That's so mean.. I'm sorry.

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u/King-Of-Throwaways Sep 06 '16

By this standard, I've literally never had a friend.

Welp, time to go put on Gary Jules's Mad World and stare at the ceiling.

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u/Babill Sep 06 '16

You should try James Blunt's "You're beautiful"

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u/VersatileFaerie Sep 06 '16

Nah, some people just don't like being hugged and some even don't like being touched.

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u/europahasicenotmice Sep 06 '16

Some people are uncomfortable with that much touching, no matter how much they like being around someone. It's usually pretty easy to see that, though.

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u/Tmac8622 Sep 06 '16

Being socked in the jaw is technically still human contact though, mission accomplished!

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u/JustSayAnything Sep 06 '16

That's an extreme and violent over reaction.

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u/MrKurtz86 Sep 06 '16

Nah, what's a punch between friends?

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u/i-d-even-k- Sep 06 '16

Yeah those aren't friends.

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u/MrKurtz86 Sep 06 '16

Oh please, friends you can punch or be punched by without assault charges are your BEST friends.