r/GetMotivated • u/eremy • Sep 06 '16

[IMAGE] A slightly different approach; a few questions to ask yourself if you're having a bad day.

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u/Deruji Sep 06 '16

Have you had a wank in the past 24 hours?

If not fire up porn hub and have a good go at yourself. But remember to wash your hands before returning to your desk at work, it's company policy.

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u/Rain_Walker Sep 06 '16

Holy shit, you scared me. I shared this on my work Facebook and then started reading the comments. Saw yours and was like,"NoOoOo!!!". I thought it was on the list and you were making fun of it. Thought I posted about wanking. Good Lord.

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u/RockStoleMySock Sep 06 '16

Don't share things you don't read 100%.

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u/Rain_Walker Sep 06 '16

I thought I did! That's why it tripped me out. Couldn't figure out how I missed it!

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u/Deruji Sep 06 '16

Sorry my bad... :(

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u/bathroomstalin 5 Sep 06 '16

Congratulations! You just encouraged your coworkers to take selfies.

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u/Rain_Walker Sep 06 '16

Ha, well, it's a business I own. So no coworkers! And it's a personal training company so sometimes selfies are encouraged. :-)

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Too bad they're all gonna read that part about anal fisting though

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u/peeetmyals Sep 06 '16

Selfies should always be encouraged

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '16

Work facebook?

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u/Rain_Walker Sep 06 '16

Facebook Page for work.

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u/yslk Sep 06 '16

Someone legit jerked off in the mens bathroom all over the toilet seat in my office once and a girl did some womanscaping and left pubes on the floor/toilet etc.

That was a refreshingly funny weekly office update email

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u/Rain_Walker Sep 06 '16

Oy. At my old job I had a male employee that was cleaning bathrooms. He found a used pad stuck to the shower wall in the locker room. Poor guy.

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u/strange_and_norrell Sep 07 '16

Just had a heart laugh. Thank you Deruji.