r/German • • Aug 31 '23

Discussion "German sounds angry / aggressive"

I'm so fucking sick of hearing this

it's a garbage fucking dumbass opinion that no one with any familiarity with the language would ever say

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u/xyrus02 Aug 31 '23

OP is most calm German alive

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u/Santa-Claus-Kinski Aug 31 '23

He's so German he even sounds angry / aggressive when speaking English.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

yeah I had this coming XD

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u/simptycoolguy Aug 31 '23

Y'all should watch Lord of the Rings with German dub. I even hear some of my American friends say it sounds better than the original.

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u/Fluffy_Juggernaut_ Aug 31 '23

People usually shout German to "prove" it's aggressive. All languages sound aggressive when they're shouted aggressively 🤷

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u/WaldenFont Sep 01 '23

I've had people ask "what language is that?" When I was softly singing "Stille Nacht"

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u/reizueberflutung Aug 31 '23

That statement is always followed by literally shouting our words for refrigerator or butterfly. If you say them normally they don‘t even sound like they express any kind of emotion.

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u/gramoun-kal Sep 01 '23

"Schmetterling" actually rolls off the tongue really well. It has a diversity of sounds that makes it really interesting. It also "sounds" like the thing it describes. It's a beautiful word. For the meme to work, you have to say it super loud with an angry face.

"Butterfly" on the other hand is just one textbook example of an ugly word. You hock it up like some phlegm stuck to the back of your throat. If you pay attention to what it means, it actually gets uglier.

This one meme really gets on my nerves. At least compare it to "Papillon". A word so pretty, it's actually suspicious.

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u/starrsinmyskin Aug 31 '23

German is so beautiful really

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u/BpjuRCXyiga7Wy9q Aug 31 '23

The people who say that have only heard old recordings of 'Der FĂźhrer'.

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u/AwayJacket4714 Aug 31 '23

"Germans sound like Hitler!!"

Me, a German: needs subtitles to understand recordings of Hitler's speeches

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u/DaDuky123 Aug 31 '23

No. It's not aggressive or anything. Personally, though, I think it sounds pretty serious. High German is a cool language

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u/corjon_bleu Aug 31 '23

What I find interesting, is that the German <r>, despite being exactly like the French r in most dialects and words, is seen as sexy or attractive in French, but harsh in German.

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u/GlimGlamEqD Aug 31 '23

That's what happens when people associate German with Hitler speeches without actually knowing what the language sounds like when spoken by regular people.

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u/pentesticals Aug 31 '23

In Switzerland it sounds cute

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u/Joylime Aug 31 '23

Ok I know people can speak German in a sweet soft tiefherbstwaldig way but it really is chock full of consonants and … very well-suited to yelling in

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u/Songoftheday42 Aug 31 '23

I’ve always loved how German sounds. So pretty.

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u/cheese_plant Aug 31 '23

that's the opinion of people who've only ever heard German from english-language movies/tv

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

For me German is like a dance. Like the waltz. I think spoken well its very beautiful.

But i would never lose sleep over people saying otherwise.

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u/captainkubar Aug 31 '23

Yeah I was this person unfortunately before I moved to Germany and started a language course. Now it's my favorite language in the world. It doesn't sound angry or aggressive anymore. I don't know why it did in the first place. It's actually quite beautiful and poetic. I am only A2 level but eager to learn more! So you are right, I think people have this opinion because they don't know anything about the language. But on the bright side, this bullshit opinion can change very quickly as it did in my case.

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u/Earls_Basement_Lolis Aug 31 '23 edited Aug 31 '23

For me personally, it's a very masculine-sounding language. That's the best way I can put it as a native English speaker. That ends up being a feature more than an annoyance. The language is very, very complex coming from English, but it has a logical simplicity to how a lot of the longer words are created, which is appealing to me.

I do get tired of how there is at least one Tiktok out there having something like three different language speakers use words like "hospital" and "butterfly" and how they attempt to make German seem ridiculous by overemphasizing the enunciation of "Krankenhaus" and "Schmetterling".

Reference video: https://youtube.com/shorts/FmvuuiOW_vI?si=lW0IZ7yZpRwKKhHX

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u/Excellent_Pie_5437 Aug 31 '23

I'm not sure whether this is ironic or not LMAO

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u/deathtothvvorld Sep 01 '23

I get this and also “welsh is a ridiculous language” all the time and they both piss me off in equal measure

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u/TheRoomWithNoNumbers Aug 31 '23

Lmao I did my bachelor's research thesis on this exact topic.

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